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*tags Spinach_Indeed in an effort to get him back on TFP*
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Ok, enough slow dancing with G_Whiz, Angel. *71 slipps over and taps G_Whiz on the shoulder and cuts in* How about a dance my luv? *71 gives Angel a wink* Take me away! Anywhere except where GH has been, too many tinfoil hats there.
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Oh, my! *blushes* Why certainly my sweet man! Allow me to melt in your arms and I’ll take you anywhere you wish. :icare:
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You know what this party is missing.......... a slip and slide..... Let me take this opprotunity to set mine up......... But instead of pumping water through it.... (There is already a hot tub and pool) I believe I'll slick it down with some babyoil......... yeah.... Ok I go first....... Right after I get another beer.
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beer and a slip-n-slide covered in lube *slimm pulls up a chair and gets ready for the show of a lifetime* |
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I would like to make it up to you. Would you care to dance while we "talk" about it??? Or would you prefer to go get an adult bevvie and visit the slip-n-slide?? It seems that we have two of them now. :D |
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Excellent - two slip and slides now! :D I think I prefer the oiled one! |
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Hey there minx......... if you ride my oiled up slip and slide I get to rub the oil on ya.... ;) fellas, you can oil yourselves up. |
Hmmm! Well....looks like dancing has taken a turn so oil me up baby :D
But if you do me - I get to do you.....oh wait a minute, I think that came out wrong! :lol: |
An oiled slip and slide...I guess this means it's time to mix a few drinks....cosmopolitans all around...and then to sit back, relax, and watch craziness on a slip and slides...
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Ahhhh, a cosmopolitian. I haven't had one in a long time. Thanks NiceGuy!! :thumbsup:
*G_Whiz grabs a chair to sit back and enjoy the oil slick show* |
Now that I have you in my arms Angel, I don't wanna let you go! Do you think we can slip (no pun intended) one more dance in before joining the oil party?
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But then I wanna get oily and slippery! Hey Minx... damn you throw a good party girl! *hugs* Okay now, I'm finally sobered up enough to keep my balance. |
Since Angel and Minx have shifted partners, where's minyn. I need a dance partner.
That is unless you'd prefer to do a little oily slip-n-slide. :lol: |
What, Angel's sobered up? No. Barkeep, get Angel some Margaritas.
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*Looks around for niceguy carrying a silver platter of Margaritas with a towel draped over his arm* |
It looks like we're waiting for Spinach_Indeed. :(
Angel, shall we take our Margaritas into the shrubbery?? :suave: |
Sorry G-Whiz, Angel is a bit busy at the moment *71 slips up against Angel* :icare: How about another round luv. :D
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Excuse me, 71classic. Don't get pushy. The lady can decide for herself.
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Whoah, now settle down boys. After all, we are here to have fun right? :D
What I really want is to run full out and slide belly down on that oiled up slip n slide! Ah yes, I can feel the warm oil all over just thinking about it! ;) Okay, it is time once again for me to give my Minxie a nudge and have her take charge of the game as Spinach_Indeed doesn't seem to be anywhere in sight. Wadda ya say Minx? Time to pick a new it? *takes off in a dead run like a gymnast ready to mount the vault and pushes off, belly down at the start of the slip n slide* WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *uncontrollable giggles* |
What's the matter Angel??? Don't like guys fighting over you??? :D
BTW, that looked like fun... Watch out at the end of the slide, here I come. *G_Whiz takes off at a dead run, launches himself, and slides. Gets up, laughing gustily.* :lol: |
Angel, my friend, that's a great idea and I think I'm going to appoint myself it! Ha ha...yes....I have that power! Muah ha ha
:lol: I'm just dying to get on the slip and slide and have some fun so I'm going to make this quick. *Minx slips out of the pool area and runs into the house where cnor has been hanging out. You can't get away that easily....if you are going to come out then you have to stay and play with us! :D cnor....you are now it - I'd suggest not going after someone on the slip & slide....we are all slick and not so easy to get a good grip on! Giggling madly Minx runs back outside and with a graceful dive slides down the slip & slide and ends up all entangled with Angel and G_Whiz! |
Hey, this oil-based slip-n-slide is fun. Minx and Angel, let's see if we can do a 3 at once slide. :D
On three, one... two... |
*Grabs 71, niceguy, mirevolver, midlandmadman, Gsrider and the whole gang and yells THREE and we all fall down*
Giggling furiously! I like all of this slippery fun! S'cuse me, I got a little grass on my lips...uh, er, yeah, I mean my mouth! ;) I know it won't take cnor long to come searching a "victim" so keep a look out! |
this must be the orgy part that minx was telling me about!!!!
so booze+oiled slip-n-slide=orgy? i will have to remember this next time i throw a party!:D |
/smiles while trapped under Angel's slicked body.
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Niceguy checks the time, slips out from under the pile, escuses himself from the group for having some business to take care of, and goes into the showers.
He comes out wearing a sexy charcoal itallian suite with a faint burgandy pinstripe. The red dress shirt, blackwith hints of red tie, and the blackened rose sticking out of the left pocket match the suit perfectly. To top it all of, he's wearing a grey 30s style mafia hat. He walks behind the bar, and makes a short call to some guy he refers to as "The Boss." He mixes a few drinks. Pretty soon a couple of large guys in black show up escorting a young thin guy and an older large fellow, both in fancy suits. Niceguy shows them to a back room of the bar through a trap door. Niceguy places a sign on the bar reading "SELF SERVE," grabs the tray of drinks, and enters the back room. The trap door closes behind him. |
Having slipped out of the slippery pile and still awaiting cnor's appearance, Minx slides onto a barstool and quietly observes NiceGuy's interesting appearance and disappearance.
Realizing that the bartender could be out of service for the immediate future (or forever given the wrong crowd) she pulls on her favorite cut-offs over her bikini and takes on the glorified position of the "quench wench" :lol: Minx mixes up a few Chocolate Martinis and waits to see what the outcome of the slip and slide action is..... |
Ooohh. Chocolate martinis... I find those to be quite intoxicating.
Thanks, Minx. You really know how to relax a guy. ;) *G_Whiz pulls up a barstool and joins Minx in observation of the oily crew on the slip-n-slide.* Keep 'em going Angel. It's fun to watch such childlike glee. :thumbsup: |
Its been awhile since I had a brew........ I need to slip outta the pile and grab a beer ....... Who wants one.....???????
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Tagged eh? I’ll presume it a pitty tag and won’t get too excited.
I do however need to tag some one…….hhmmmm…….no, not you, Your all slimly…..hhhhmmmm….what about OH MY GOD!!! WHAT IS THAT???? *runs to other side of yard hhhmmmm…. Quote:
maybe you could look for some one to tag.....'cause your it! |
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Great cnor here is your beer... I only shook it up a little..... Nice sending a guy to get you a beer then tagging them. OK I am it. should I tag a new person or one of you drunken slip and sliders?????? I'll decide in a bit....
after further review... i will Tag ..........hold on...... ok I tag a newcomer shalafi His avatar cracks me up. join the fun guy!!!! |
*stumbles into the party with IT tatooed on his forhead. trips and falls into the hottub*
owww!! ohhh!!! ahhhhhh thats nice heh glad you like my stylin pirate avatar. it about exhausted my photo editing skills. I would love to just sit here and enjoy my itness for a while but in the interest of keeping the game flowing i think i'll tag Conclamo Ludus cause i was just reading his journal. if you havent read it check it out. its friggin great. now is there a bar in the hottub? i could use a drink. |
Well, I'm not done being slippery! It feels so excitingly naughty. :) Something about slippery skin on slippery skin just drives me wild...oh, ahem, s'cuse me, I got a little side tracked!
*Looks at the empty space where niceguy just disappeared looking so suave and shrugs shoulders, no time to worry 'bout what's up, there is a game to be played* Speaking of games....I think it is time to throw in a new "play while you wait game" so..... Oily, nekkid, Twister it is! I'll start, left foot on red dot. :D |
Hmmm, oily naked twister sound's like fun. I think I'll join you.
*puts left foot on red dot.* |
mmmmmmmmmmm naked oily twister........... and beer . I toss shalafi a cold one, ENJOY!!!! Now onto the twister... Right hand PINK!!!!!! hehehe I mean red!
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ooohhh cold beer and oily nekkid twister??? im in. and thanks midlandmadman.
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*staggers in wearing full ape costume with fifth of Beam in hand.*
"Let's get blind!" "I'm it! I'm it! I'm it. I'm tagging...ARTelevision. I've always been a fan of his work. Where the hell is he? ART! ART! Your it you strange bastard!" |
yes, well lurkette should be around somewhere, next.
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