Howdy, Monkeyhead here...from Texas and what not. I don't really have a monkey head. Promise.

Ok, I'm not new, but I haven't been able to hang around here for over 6 months, so I feel like a newbie all over again.

newcomer
 

hello. i like the subtitle of the project.

Hi, I am an internet refugee, fleeing from another forum that nearly destroyed me. Massive doses of stupidity and nonsense. I decided to go find a forum I thought was actually interesting so here I am. So far so good.

I'm female, interested in thinking, sex, cars, art and animals, among other things. Oh, and I am the Mattress Queen, too. Nice to meet you all.

Hey all, another newbie to TFP here. 23 and male, always up for new experiences. If you're from the central Ohio area give me a shout sometime. Especially if you're female and around my age ;)

welcome to all of our new arrivals, make yourself at home and enjoy!

Any other Lubbock folks out there?

Hey, I just happened to stumble across this forum after seeing it referenced on another board. I'm an 18 year old college freshman at UC Santa Barbara, and I devote way too much time to buying, listening to, and playing music. But I love it.

Nice to meet you all. =)

Hello, ISAW. Did you really like that movie?

I'm jerry from clairemont :thumbsup: just kicking back and smoking :D

Hi, I just recently found this through a link somewhere. I'm from Australia, and love sausages with onions but, ironically, hate pineapple. If you have any questions you wanna ask me feel free to PM.

Hi...found this great site somehow, not quite sure how really. Im from the UK, and a bit of a military freak. Look forward to reading and posting on here.

Cheers Shifty

Lone political dissident in highly religious oppressive midwest state seeks forum for the similarly disillusioned.

What's up all? I like the looks of your site, look forward to posting with you.

-William the Dissident

Hello
 

Hi everyone my first time here. would some one let me know what this is all about i am a clueless fool that wants to learn about soemthing new. later

Welcome All,

nmyers: TFP can be whatever you want it to be. It can a place where you can have intelligent adult discussion with others among a bunch of people. It can be a place where you post drivel and bullshit stuff that's funny (Nonsense area hehe). It can be a place where you just come for the titty board.

I highly suggest making it the first place. You'll search hard to find another place that has the environment and culture that TFP does.

Hello from The SandDragon
 

Just another tilted Govt test subject gone awry. lol. (slaps head...changes the channel)

I am just another UFO research buff and would like to say Hya to all. :thumbsup:

howdy dragon.....all are welcome....just saw a ufo the other day......no really

Not sure where I am
 

I was searching the Internet for sites about Bakersfield, CA. and came up with this site, so here I am.

G'day all A Newbie
 

Hi guys ladies G'day newbie here 36 single Aussie Male Phill's me name Aka cobber, few questions can someone tell me how to post a avator and also add some things to yr signature ie a picture or words form a link.

Found the site form google search and checkin some links of babes lol and hardly any would work i copied pasted links into browser am i doing it right or is it a common thing

Say g'day i wont bite and can talk about anything lol and look forward to be a active member :thumbsup:

Hey I'm new here. Enjoying it all so far. hope to post more in the future.

G'day cobber,

Welcome to TFP! After you've been an active member (many quality posts) for a while, you will get the privelege to have an avatar, among other things.

You can't have pictures in your signature, only words/links.

Have a look around and enjoy yourself ;)

Thanks captain Lach will do hope to post many quailty posts lol

Well try lol

Cobber

hi im new here. hope i enjoy my stay here

Been here ashort while, very interesting site, gives a lot to think about that I normally wouldn't. I'm from Wisconsin, typically conservative in nature but fascinated by countless thoughts posted here

Welcome to imagine and Diamond....you are sure to enjoy this community, conservative or not, respect is pretty much a given (except maybe in the politics board)...lol

i think im about to feel stupid
 

i hate being a newb. what disgrace. i feel like i should pay a fee of some sort, but i try to pay for the least amount of stuff possible and im pretty sure my pockets are full of lint. *currently taking food donations* jk... sorta

anyway, someone say "hi" or "hello" and sometimes ill even respond to a swift kick to the shin, whatever suits u.

-violeta
(anyone up for pizza?? ;)

Welcome to the fray, StarvingViolet. Hope to see some more of you.

Why do I know that I'd be stuck with the check at the end of this dinner? Would it be worth it, now that's the real question...

Welcome, Violet, and be well.

y halo thar. ;)

And welcome.

Hi, I'm like... Scumbag.

I think I was here before, but all my old email addys and passwords weren't proving fruitful. That, and I wasn't 100% sure if I was registered anyways... so I did.

StarvingViolet...Good post, very good indeed. Instead of doing nothing, or merely stating your name, and ya da, ya da, on the newbies thread...you took it upon yourself to say hello. I appreciate that in a person, and sincerely hope that you remember the "oldies" that took a minute to acknowledge your presence.

I'm not "very old", but will always remember the members that went out of their way to give a newbie a hand, when he needed it...I hope you feel the same way because perhaps someday you can make a newibe feel just as "at home" as you do.

I'll take you up on the pizza if it has black olives on it!!!!

Welcome, welcome, welcome, and HI

hello!



ummm, I'm new.

I could have swore I registered months ago, but I had to reregister.

Black olives? no thanks.. plain cheese and sausage please :)

Welcome, enjoy the boards.. and Hi! hehe

Hello all, my name is Vlemk, which I stole from a book.

I like ... stuff. Do you like stuff?

What's up? A listener told me about this place so I had to check it out. I like so far!!! Just a weekend guy in Texas, nothing major.

A Little Background & Introduction
 

A BIRD'S EYE VIEW OF 60 YEARS.

2004-1999 -Writer: three books on Internet in 2003/4:
All Non-Fiction: Total 2000 pages.
2004-1999 -Tutor and/or President: George Town School for Seniors Inc
-Writer/Poet: Living in northeast Tasmania
-Program Presenter, City Park Radio, Launceston
1999-1988 -West Australian Department of Training: Lecturer In General
Studies(1988-1996); Lecturer in Human Services(1997-1999:July)
1987-1986 -Acting Lecturer in Management Studies and Co-ordinator of
Further Education Unit at Hedland College in South Hedland, WA.
1985-1982 -Adult Educator, Open College of Tafe, Katherine, NT
1981 -Maintenance Scheduler, Renison Bell, Zeehan, Tasmania
1980 -Editor, External Studies Unit, Tasmanian CAE, Launceston
1979 -Lecturer in Organizational Behaviour, Tasmanian CAE,
Launceston
1978-1976 -Lecturer in Social Sciences & Humanities, Ballarat CAE, Ballarat
1975 - Lecturer in Behavioural Studies, Whitehorse Technical College,
Box Hill, Victoria
1974 -Senior Tutor in Education Studies, Tasmanian CAE, Launceston
1973-1972 -High School Teacher, South Australian Education Department
1971-1969 -Primary School Teacher, Prince Edward County Board of
Education, Picton, Ontario, Canada
1968-67 -Community Teacher, Department of Indian Affairs and Northern
Development, Frobisher Bay, NWT, Canada
1967-59 -Various summer jobs from grade 10 to end of university
(Two primary schools, two high schools and two universities in
Canada:McMasterUni:1963-1966, WindsorT.College: 1966/7)
1959-1944 -Childhood(1944-57) and early adolescence(1957-59) in and around
Hamilton Ontario.


:|

G'day Ron,

Welcome to the board. Very interesting resume you have there :). I'd ask you about your scar or second head, but you seem to be a native Canadian, not Tasmanian.

Hopefully you find plenty of intellectual discussion on the board to help you enjoy it. I'm guessing you will. Enjoy the TFP!

-Latch (from Geelong)

high i'm poop
 

hello, i'm poop. someone else took my name, therefore i must reiterate on every post that i am truly poop. why poop you ask? i'll tell you. i find that forums such as these usually consists of a bunch of people talking shit trying to oppress their opinions on others. this, of course, is the internet, and hardly anyone will change their mind from an idea on a forum. so basically, everything we says amounts to a bunch of bullshit - poop!

also note the lengths many people go to to think of a clever nickname. satire, ain't it grand?! :crazy:

oops, looks like my cyncial side got out quickly here. don't get me wrong, i'm not a negative nancy. i am positively negative. hyperactively laid back. and i'm a stubborn sicilian bastard.

anywho, hi!

Welcome to the TFP...poop.

Forget what you know about other forums. We ain't them. In fact, we go to great lengths here to ensure that we are like no other forum out there. To that end, I would encourage you to read, and heed, the TFP policy and guidelines. These rules are strictly enforced, and provide for a cleaner, more mature forum than what you may be used to.

Hahaha, welcome to the community. TFP rawks.

G'day from Brisbane:D
I'm slightly twisted and I may be too old for you lot
...You might have to get used to that...
...Have fun :thumbsup:

Man, I know how you feel---it was about 2 centurys ago that I signed in for the first time...and then when everything went-to-hell--in-a-hand basket....we all started over again---some good memorys...some even better...welcome aboard--it is what you make
it to be..VG

Tasmania --isn't that just north of Austin Texas...:D
Welcome to our world, mate.

I hope this doesn't deter you, but there is no poop at the TFP. These forums are highly moderated providing an experience unlike any other forum I've ever been to. I think the difference is, unlike a lot of boards where the moderators think post counts are everything, and the more posts your board has the better it is, the TFP is more about quality and enlightening posts.

^what he and mr billorights said

again, welcome to the forums

=)

ello
 

Hello
I am kame
and therefore are a machine

Greetings
 

Shadowalker here, jsut want to say hi and, well, um, HI

Hi and welcome :)

Hi everybody

I'm european and i hope having fun here

Hi, I am a trainwreck, this is my introduction!!!

Hello. I'm looking forward to seeing how different this is from other forums out there.

Lets just say for now I'm Skeptical with an open mind.

I am SO very sick of trogs who exist to piss others off.

Thank you for your time.

Ninjasideshow, hopefully you become a believer (that this forum is different) soon, because it is.

We don't oten get trolls, and when we do they are quickly weeded out.

Welcome, Enjoy the board....

Howdy. I'm Xylon and I'm from Houston, Tx... I was born in Caracas, Venezuela, and am a native speaker for spanish... :D

I am tonic.

This is bold.

This is italics

This is underlined

AND ALL THREE

Hola xylon, bien venido a la TFP.

Hay otras personas que hablan espanol aqui, y creo todos hablan mejore que mi.

Ahh, I love spanish class hehe.

Tonic, welcome. Well done with the fonts.

Welcome Tonic.....pretty bold statement, suchEmphasis, have fun.

SSup all ? I am New here --They call me "frenchy" -- GreAt ForUm ! Hope to LeArn BuNch from it ! And share lots too ! Peace !

Hello everyone. I'm amis and I'm new here... ya da ya da ya da

Howdy. I'm new here, but I'm afraid that if I go into too much detail about what I do in my spare time you'll think I'm spamming.

Oh, and speaking of other sites, yes there are stairs in my house but I am protected. ;)

Welcome to Steph, Amis And Bill......enjoy the veritable eden of splendor that is the TFP....hope to hear from you all.

Harrumph. Snifffff.

That is, testing, testing.

Interesting place here. Pleased by a chance to look around. Thank you for the kind welcome. :hmm:

Aaahh. Trying this again to see if the Avatar picture will show.

Hey you guys, Im Regulator AKA Brett. This is the first of I hope many posts. This site seems like it will be a great time waster...er i meant very educational.

howdy all!
 

I am new to this as of yesterday, and I already feel the addiction coming about. This is fabulous! For that reason alone, I want to send my appreciation to all who have contributed their thoughts, humor, and expression of self to an audience of obvious backgrounds and views without inducing an aura of fear in the arena.

I am a 26 year old female who truly values this.

Hi all, I am David and I have a Gary Coleman fetish.

Oops, I meant to just say hi.

I'm new here as well, just saying "hi"...

Hello to you all.....the Avatar will take a while , but damn....what you talkin' bout Willis.

You are welcome, and needed here auntflo, so very glad to have you.

Hola! Me:

I'm a happy newlywed, like bodybuilding, video games, and movies. I work for the US Air Force.

Hi, my name's Church and I'm an alcoholic.

howdy. i´m an old california drunk punk hippie loser living in spain for lotsa years. gee, thanx for letting me join yer club. looks like it may be worth stickin around a while.

mejor que yo.

Hi. I'm Grey and I'm addicted to messageboards.

It seems wrong somehow, to have a banned member greeting all of the newcomers. That's kinda like having Pete Rose welcoming the new recruits to Spring Training.

Hola, hi , and welcome to all......If I greet twenty more people, I get to be Banned as well. And don't piss Pete Rose off too much, he still owes me $50

Hey, this is my first post here..........Can I have my avatar now! :D

Sure...take mine, and welcome

This is my introduction. I'm brand new.

hey what's up

I am the epitome of Noob!
 

:hmm: I've been phantom reading these boards for months. This is my 1st post.

Howdy, just post quality not quantity, and you'll be just fine.

hi
 

So thats it, the forum everybody talks about lately, ... hmm very nice work i like the paintings, ... :)

well here i am if u need me ...

help... help... im new here ;)

Welcome Kilmer, and akacja......yup....this is it, and if indeed you do need help, just ask.

Hello all!

Can't wait to get in and begin posting...looks like a fantastic forum :)

It is....welcome Evangelia, have a great time

hii
 

Hey nooblars, was just trying to find out about the diet of Cheerios and stumbled on a thread about women orgasming, and here i am, looks like a neat place

Greetings TFP land. Dane Bramage here. Just joined the other day... yesterday I guess. Dig it so far.

I'm a 30 somthing living in Charlotte, NC. I spend most of my time on the computer either surfing or playing video games.

Don't really belive in lurking too much, so I have already posted a few here and there. I will even try to contribute to the collective a bit.

Looks like a really great community. I'm sure I will fit right in will all you sickos out there :lol:

DB.

Hi I'm new
 

...just joined a couple of days ago. Interesting community!

hey there. i'm a new. dude. to here. i promise not all my posts will be so horrible.

hello, new to the boards. i'm into lots of stuff: video games, street bmx, ladies, and going to the bar. anyway now you know me

I have arrived...

Hi evrybody. I'm rayray. I once talked to a real live girl, but that was just a phase I went through. I'm over it now.

darwin bless.

Hi all its all new to me, but I can say this place is the mutts nutz!

dululu

Hanging out in deepest Africa.

Trust me, you don't want to know

Damn....go to work and the world comes a knockin'.
I happily welcome you all to TFP....hope you enjoy the community, feel free to use the PM function, of post any questions.

gday everyone, first day here. looks like a tight opperation, look forward to getting around the msg boards :thumbsup:

Witam, witamy, i do TFP zapraszamy :D.

hey....very nice place
im bobby and very happy to have found this forum :)

Hi, I'm Pork AND Beans. New here. Just trying to take it all in.