Hi, I am a n00b too.

Also a n00b. A transplant from genmay, some of the most excellent members over there turned me on to this place, lets see how it goes ;)

Sup everyone :)
 

Hey all :)

I used to browse these forums quite a bit and I just now decided that I want to become an active part of the community. I have never seen a group of people on internet with more combined knowledge than this one.

As for where I will mostly lurk- the Computer and Photoshop forms, as well as the Philosophy and Knowledge forums, though I'll be sure to keep updated on the other forums as well.

/wave~

Likewise here... read a lot on Gen[M]ay and a couple other car forums... but the unique-ness of this board keeps me coming back. :)

As well...

well im new...found this place though the [M]. kinda stuck around. interesting people. and im tired of being on topic all the time from my other boards that are super strict to content bah

mark from toronto, keep up good work on site

Hey,

I came across the board from a link on another forum, and it looks like a cool community. I look forward to checking it out some more

'ello from [M]

same here from the [M]

Hi there :)
 

Im a newb to TFP. Looks like you have a forum for just about anyone here. lol

Welcome and enjoy. Lurk for a bit, get a feel for the rhythm of the forums, then jump in and let us know what you are thinking!

enter of your own free will...

Welcome!

Welcome Kurl, you'll find many friendly folks in here.

yeah, from lurking a bit it seems that the typical person here is a little more friendly than some other boards Ive been to :)

Hi Kurl. Jump in and have fun.

I am new here also :) Looking forward to some good chat!

Welcome noob

Enjoy!

I like noobs from [M]

Hi from Denmark.

When it is getting cold outside I like looking at boobies.

It's not called a Walamat. It's called Bunchie. A fantasy artist's site was found by the people at genmay who saw the pic and scaled it down and animated it as a gif. Since that fateful event and hilariousness many blogs and other sites have adopted some of the bunchie gifs floating around the net. Most are misnomers. I just like informing people who say they "made it" of it's true origin.

Check out the link in my sig for more info on it (sorry if linking to other forums is against the rules).

Found this all the way from the really stupid GenMay. Oh well, not a retarded forum, and not as much nonsense. That makes me happy.

Hey this Is Nodis from Seattle...Lovely board...hope to make some cool freinds

noob from [M] here too. :)

Hello
 

Im new here!

Welcome me!

I love the colors :)

Hey
 

Im new here.

Woohooo

Welcome, enjoy your stay.

Thankyou, I will. Im beginning to like this site a lot. The colors are awesome. I wish there was a way to make skins change randomly

They are all awesome ^^

I am new as well, but from nowhere with an [M]

Same here, Holmes. I feel like a freshman at college - wandering around aimlessly in the hopes that I'll find something eventually.

i'm in the mountains and it's damn cold. We'll all be ridin' soon how bout y'all.

Go Bucs!!!

Thanks for having me also.

It has begun.... o.O

Hi

I have long searched for a forum type community I can just chill in.

I hope this is it.

HELLO IM LOLITA - I AM THE LOLITA BUT U CAN CALL ME LOLITA LOL. CAUSE YEAH IM NEW SO WELL I BETTER GET TREATED EEXTRA SPECIAL OK? CAUSE IF IM NOT TREATED LIKE THE IDIOT THAT I AM I MAY JUST GET UPSET. LOL.

Hmm just joined tonight and i like this place already heh. *feels the power of n00b*

more fun from the [m] right here!
This forum lacks [m]'s stupidity (which gives the funnies) and pace, but makes up for it with it's seriousness where you can discuss things on a more serious level.

first official post. hope to be happy here in the community. lo all.

Hi there...I'm Josh Lyman....I like politics, beer, and Donna, and I'm a smart ass

hi!
 

hey all. been a long time reader of the forums and finally getting around to posting!
hail from south florida and think these forums are great

Hey hey yo. ive been visiting the boards for a while on my friend account, finally decided to make my own :) its a really great board and id like to applaud halx on a job well done *clap*

Hey, welcome new people!

Wow.. I guess this is the first time I feel ready and responsible enough to actually welcome the newcomers, instead of introducing myself as one... Wasn't that long ago I joined myself. Sure does feel strange to have the roles reversed.

hi people i just joined

i'm from england i run the planet forums
This place looks quite nice, glad I found it.

Hey guys,

New here... what can I say? I'm Canadian - love my hockey, booze and weed. :D

Hello, I am wubbawubba
 

I was a member of this site previously, but I was banised. I foud that I missed it, so I am here, crawling back to you on my hands and knees begging for your acceptance.

Hello.
 

Hi :), found this forum off google...Seems interesting

So... what were your search terms that you ended up here? (And welcome to the TFP, make yourself at home!)

philosophy forums

Ooh, that'll please Halx.

Heh, yeah I love philosophy :), thanks for the replies and I'm sorry for uglifing the pic thread you guys had going.

A truly tilted newbie...Live in NY. I go by tecoyah, Hello to all

Thanks for your time to register and post here, warm welcome to you son and hopes your time here is enjoyable as ours :) rememeber to read the rules.

I just arrived fresh today, and wanted to say hello to all you people out there.
So, yeah, hi, and all that good stuff....

WTF is up??
 

Im, like, totally new here and I am just saying howdy, to all, and, to all, a howdy!!

So now, here comes the part where you resond and insert some type of salutations for me.

Go on, now.

Ok, wait, let me see now... I'm positive I've got the lines memorized this time.. I think */me double-checks the script*

Uhh.. yes, welcome to......sigh.. I forgot my lines again. Sorry.

*/me reads carefully from script* Ahem. Welcome... to.. the.. Tilted.. Forum.. Project.. I... Hope... You... Will... Enjoy... Your... Stay... (whew!)

*/me looks at the rest of the script* Oh hell no I am not reading the rest of THAT... its just so CORNY! You'll just have to do with the above!

So yea, welcome :D

/me points at the introduce yourself thread and coughs politely.

Yep! Another Newbie
 

Hello All..............

Obviously, this is my first post in here, but sure it won’t be my last….

A friend of a friend of a friend directed me to this board, took a quick look around, like what a see, Soooooo… your stuck with me…;)


Bla! Bla! Bla!
:p

Post a photo so we can make fun of it... Just kidding -Welcome the forum.

Welcome to the forum! Just read the rules, and you'll be fine

Whoops! Hello again...

I just posted a new thread introduceing myself and skipped right over this one..

How embarrassing… :o

Forgive me I’m stupid :lol:

:rolleyes: Oh well

Thanks!

I just noticed the “introduce yourself here” thread.:D

Don’t hate the new guy cuz he’s stupid.

Hate him cuz he’s sleeping with you’re wife.

a warped sence of humor.....nice to have you aboard!

Welcome newbie... Umm, stay away from my wife though, thanks!

Hi, Im new :)
Found the site via FARK (it was on the top ten boobies list), and there are no boobies.

Its all good anyways. :)

hey all a fellow marine got me hooked before i got shipped off to iraq. well now im back......let the fun begin.

welcome back! enjoy the place, glad to see a man in uniform home safe. :)

Thanks for the warm welcome.

I currently work nights answering the phones for a ten county wide mental health organization. This place is a great way to spend my time between suicidal callers.....Damn I hate full moons.. :thumbsup: :)

hey...thought i'd stop in fr a "hey i'm the new kid" post.
i'm a girl...currently live in nyc, love music, relaxing, getting to know people. :) i'm into drumming, psychology, and gender/sexuality/sexual health and advocacy.

ask me anything.

Happy Birthday.

hy guys, what's going on, i'm quebecois btw :)
go quebec! :P

Hi, I'm Kim. I'm 24 and live in Seattle. I live with my boyfriend and six other people in a co-op. The house mates and I are involved with multiple harm reduction organizations and drug policy reform. We are also active in he local art community. Last year I went ot Burning Man with the art collective reasonable for The GyroShere Project and the RedAnt fashion show.I did some of the makeup for the fashion show.I work in the cosmetology industry, but am taking time off due to Cystic Fibrosis.

Im jaws

Umm thats all

Hey... not much I can say about myself really. I'm a guy from the Detroit area (9 Mile... w00t.) I'm into The Matrix (if you're good you'll pick up the reference in my name). I'll probably be seen in the "sexuality", "motors", and "entertainment" forums the most, since they are my top interests. Even better when the three are somehow combined... "So what turns you on more, stealing cars of having sex?" "How about stealing cars while having sex?"

And that's all. Peace.

hey all. you can call me Ode if you'd like

Hi,

Just found this forum. Seems like an interesting place. I might stick around for a while :)

Well, I'm new, etc. I hope to become an active member here, and whatnot.

hello..
im new:D

Hey, I'm new as well.
I'll keep it brief, I'm from Australia and I love things like sport, wildlife photography and surfing.

Looks like an intersting forum and I'm looking foward to being a part of it, should be fun.

Hey peeps, I know gak and you should all stay away from him or you will get infected with mad Gak disease. Its to late for me but for valhalas sake save your selves.

I'm sure you all will agree that its already too late ;)

noobie
 

hey, i'm tal.

returning to the net after a period of being unplugged for three years.

it sure is good to get my junk fix back...

Hi
 

I have been watching from the corners long enough.
I like this site and am glad I finally started coming here.

...it's... too.... late .... for us.... save... yourself.... *goes mad*

ok....so i heard there are forums that actually have lots of users and posts, and are somewhat organized....

well I am impressed. most of the forums i've seen have a hard time getting out of the initial 100 of threads or posts...

nice to be here...hope to have the time to see enough of this one!

I'm the great white baller...or so I like to think. A newbie here, community looks like fun.

--Hobo

this is definetely my new crack. what have you people done to me?

Greetings all, I am hereby known as Aarchaon. Yes, you heard me right.

Lalala poody poody poo introduced.

mwahahahah... we got another one :D

Welcome everyone and have fun. If you have any questions, feel free to PM a mod or admin and be sure to read the notices at the top of each forum.

First time on TFP
 

Hello, everyone I saw the link on Fark and the site looks interesting.

Oh, I didn't notice this introduction board.

Hi, I'm Will. I'm a graduate student at the University of Oregon trying to get a master's degree in Educational Leadership to teach Social Studies at the middle/secondary level. I have a B.S. in Political Science. I'm a poet. I'm a musician (saxophone, some guitar, sometimes even singing). I'm pretty big into philosophy, particularly the existentialists and some post-modern stuff.

Anyway... um... Anti Fishstick brought me into this place the other day and it seems cool because people here actually seem to take posting fairly seriously... at least, people are respectful of each other and comments tend to be relevent. This has been good for me as an outlet for thinking and getting my mind off of things like grading papers and my stupid night classes. I'll probably become a fixture here, when I have the time.

I guess that's it... if anyone has a desire to IM me on AIM then send me a private message here and I'll add you to my buddy list. It would be nice to have some new people to talk to.

Hi. I'm new here.

Name's M.

I hope to have an enjoyable stay here, and perhaps have some good discussions. Thanks for having me.

Referred by a buddy of mine. Although I don't know what his handle is. I'll have to ask him sometime later. Looks like a great board and I'm sure I'll be hanging around.

Ho Chi Minh, shoot a load on your chin

newbie!!! and very proud to be one. I stumbled on this site a few weeks ago. Well looks pretty darn good glad to be in good company.

whats up... i'm a computer modder/ubergeek

Howdee - I am maleficent, mistress of all that is evil, well, only if I am not properly caffeinated -- most of the time I am bearable

Just dropping in to say hey -- and thought I'd poke around a bit -- Don't mind me ... I don't bite - -unless ya ask me real purdy.

Ummm ya...okay then....... :hmm:

Love the name! Brought a big grin to my face....drop in and say hi to the ladies in the lounge!

Welcome to all.