What an amazing community, this is my second post, i guess i still have a long way to go before i'm avatar capable!
Looking forward to diving in!

Greetings, yo.

I'm celaeno, but call me cel if ya like. I'm a recently turned 18 y/o chica from central Illinois. I was pointed here by a friend (Luki) and sincerely look forward to getting to know you all. :-)

If anyone wants to, hit me up on tha AIM (Celery Nerd) or Y! (celaeno_nereid). I'm always up for a good chat.

Greetings All

had to get my own name b/c the missus(Rubyee) wont let me use hers anymore

if your bored, i'm always good for a laff

Welcome, mistur.

See, I didn't make him, but he was in the humor section so much that I figured he ought to have his own name.

Welcome, and good for both of you. Account sharing is a big nono.

Hello,
Just want to start somewhere.

Hey all, I too need somewhere to start, I've been a long time lurker but I've decided to start contributing to the board :)

Same here. Looooonnnggg time lurker, now it's time to participating.

Same as above really, now got the free time on my hands to spend on this board, can't wait to get to know the people on here especially as most are from the US :)

Hey, newbie here. Got the link from a friend tonight, looking forward to the board.

Welcome all you new folks!

Hello
 

Hi there... new in town....

I just staggered in,and Ya'll are making me quite comfy here.... thank you.<3 How do I get my picture to go with my name?Anyone?

Welcome to all the new people. :)

From this thread:

I am a new one.

I enjoy the following things:

String cheese
Mike Patton
Tool
Black Holes/Physics
Horror Movies (Zombies/Undead)
Programming
Linux
Video Games

I don't know karate, but I know what it is.

I work about 100 feet from a Funeral Home, therefore, I think it would be wise to make an evacuation chart for my office in the event of an attack from the undead.

I wish I had walkie talkes for today, April Fool's Day. I would've stuck one in the ceiling tiles of my office above my boss' desk and used the other to make whisper sounds calling his name like some kind of ghost. No one would ever figure that out. No one.

yo..im the new guy, and i rock

Yet another new guy. From Philly. What up ya'll?

Hi everyone... :)

I'm new here as well. After joining tonight, I've been venturing through the forum -n- so far I've discovered that this one is different -n- a lot more fun than the others that I've stumbled upon. Hope to meet some new friends. Feel free to message me!

Howdy everybody...

Name: Jimmy
Gender: Male
Location: Hong Kong
Interests: Zippo Tricking, computer gaming.
My Screen name: It means false god, I'm interested in gnostics.

So that's a little bit about myself. I'm excited about becomming a part of this community.

Peace.
J

Hi all
 

Hi there

dont know how I found this place, but it looks good.

From Scotland

Married, two wee girls, love Springsteen.

tak care

Elbow

Another newbie turned onto the forum by my cousin who is the same age.
Just thought I would say Hi to all.
I am in the midwest now.
Just moved from Tokyo after 5 years.
I am a Private pilot finishing up my license. I love to fly...

My kinda guy! :) Be sure to check out the Computer forum!

Welcome everyone, enjoy your stay :) Emergency exits can be seen to your left and in the rear, if you have any questions please PM me ;)

You can call me anything you want as long as you never call me later for dinner. My friends call me Ogma, my enemies call me much much worse. As you can see I have a very Dizzing intellect. No I dont, Yes I do, woow I need to sit down.

Hello I'm speedofit.
nice to get to know you guys.

What's up everyone, I came here from places unknown.

I am a senior in college, csci, and run a business. I'm also in a research group at the University and other things that might come to light. Seems like a great board.

Good work halx.

Rummey

Greetings :)

*stands up and waves*

I'm Rush. I live in the UK.
I like to socialise (get insanely drunk)

Other interests are music, movies, pc gaming, clubbing and dancing like a loon :D


HI! :)

Hello! *waves*

Im Ian. Im a student at the University of Colorado. Im a junior (senior if i can survive 3 more weeks of hell) in Aerospace Engineering. I enjoy reading, mountain biking, video games and especially sleeping! :cool: A pleasure to meet you all!

Hi everyone, my name is Cheryl. My daughter is teaching me the computer and thought i would like this message board to get to meet people and make some new friends.I'm a single parent of 8 children from 8 to 19. I'm a stay at home mom and 42 years old.I'm from Ontario Canada. Hope to talk to you guys later.Bye:)

Hi!!!!
 

Hey everybody :) Just found this place through Fark and i cant believe it took me this long to find it :p

I have been so bored by all the usual places i visit. but now i found TFP!!!

This is simply a GREAT place!!!! Thanks for being here and i look forward to seeing and reading. :)

Goodness - quite a few newbies! Ogma, speedoit, rummey, rush, enigma, mystic and mobo (whew!) welcome! Glad to have you aboard. We hope you enjoy yourselves - feel free to ask if you have any questions.

Toss another newbie on the pile.

My name is Scott, and I'm 24, male, and living in 'Sunny' Ottawa, Ontario.

Wow--that was totally an 'ASL' sentence. Never done that before...

I'm a wannabe writer (of which the internet is choc-full, I'm sure you've noticed) and I update several websites on a 'semi-regular' [:rolleyes:] basis, but I make my daily bread by working for a graphics & imaging company.

Hopefully my logorrheic tendencies won't cause me any harm at this board, but from what I've seen thus far, I somehow doubt they will.

Anyway, I'm off to go explorin'.

I be new. Shiny newborn kind of new.
I'm a 29 year old man. I have a 8M old son and a wife. Currently I reside in the denver metro area. Please forgive the random nonsense that leaps forth through my keyboard. My brain is still recovering from college.

*waves*

Hello all, I am also a newbie, to this forum anyway. Can't wait to dive in and have fun. Thanks to a friend for the link to here.

Oh yeah, I'm Ryn, 30, from Seattle, WA.

Tilted past 49 degrees!
 

Livin' in Vancouver BC Canada...
In a big ol' Brick house which was like no other house...
It was Dirty Blue Hip and the funkiest house on the block!
The Brickhouse grew and soon became infested with tiny little musical creatures who bonded together.
The intensity of the house reached a critical point...
I decided to jump out of the spotlight and into the workings of the house!
Lights, Sound and Music filled every corner!
It was time to share this magic with the people...
Now when the people hear and see these musical creatures,
They make LOUD noises and DRINK heavily!



Now venturing into my 30's
I live in a corner apartment in East Van...
and have gone from Roadie to the more politically correct term "Theatre technician!"
But still I tell people "I am but a mere janitor in the Ivory tower of Art!"

And here I am just ~:BClonghair:~ :suave:
Thanks to my friend Robbie for some help with the intro

Hi, my name is Mark, and I'm from California. Not too many boards on the net have intelligent discussion, so I figured I'd try this one out.

/salute

im a noob
 

hello to all, hope i can be of service

hello noob, welcome to the TFP :)

Enjoy your stay, it's a nice place here.

Boo.

I got bored doing my taxes and found my way in here. I haven't had time to post or chat anywhere in quite some time (over a year). Maybe I'll fall in here for a while.

I'm Palladiate (as with any MMORPG screen name, it's some barely pronouncible name, minus the pronouncible syllables). I work as a corporate 'ho at Krispy Kreme doing basically anything my bosses ask- things like software development, database management, etc. It's amazing that a company so large survives on zero IT support.

Before that, I ran websites for gaming guilds. I've played online games since before I can remember, and it feels wierd even getting online anymore. Damn you Krispy Kreme!

Nice meeting you all!

My name is SpecialComics because that's what my comic book company is called. I'm a writer. I found my way here when I should have been working on the next issue. Any way....hello everybody!

Hello, my friend told me about this website and I enjoyed it so I joined. I was wondering if there is somewhere I can go to find common acronyms and slang used. I tried searching, but to no avail.

Hello all, I've actually been a member here for awhile, but never posted and just lurked around, maybe it's time I start. :)

Hello and welcome to all the new users. :)

Here's a link to a thread with a few of the more common ones (especially around here). http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=34378

Hello all. I'm Jeff, also known as Slauncha Man. I found out about this site through some link somewhere. I don't really remember where. Anyway, it seemed interesting, so here I am. Hello.

SHIT, I HATE PUPLIC SPEAKING - THATS WHY I LEFT SALES AFTER 20 YEARS - OK, ALL OF YOU ARE IN YOUR SHORTS - I HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT (IT'S A TIP FOR SPEAKING TO LARGE CROWDS) -
ANYHOW, I AM STUCK IN HOUSTON TEXAS WONDERING WHEN DID I PISS GOD OFF TO DESERVE THIS? I MAKE A MEAGER LIVING AS A PHOTOGRAPHER /ARTIST - ENOUGH TO LIVE - GOOD STUFF.

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY MOTHER, THE MEMBERS OF ....

I'm Jeebus... nice to meet all of you.

you better not tell LordJeebus that;)

Hello from me. I'm new too. :)

Hello all, I just wanted to accquaint myself and give a formal introduction!

hello, i just signed up, and wanted to say hi. i'll probably be slow to post, but when i do, i can assure you that it'll make no sense and add nothing to the conversation. wooo!

Hi everyone. I'm new. Please be nice. :p

hello, this place is huge..so many forums :)

Hiya Everybody!

(Hi Doctor Nick)

As you can see, I'm the new guy until the next response gets posted, so hello!

Welcome! @ the fresh bunch of newbies ^ :)

Come inside, have a look around, make yourself comfortable, and have some fun :)

Read and remember the rules and let us know if there's anything we can help you with. :)

Hi, I'm also new.
Basic facts: I come from Australia, love marshmellows and the beatles, hate beetroot and I one day aspire to own a pet penguin. I would call him Bernie (which explains the nick).

Hope to have some fun here, bye.

Hello everyone,
Signed up mostly to check out the titty board, but I have been looking around and it is amazing how much valuable, useless, comical, stupid, etc, etc, etc, info can be found here. I like it.

yea i'm a newb, don't know much about the forum at all so any info would be appreciated. i look forward to getting to know some of you. if anyone cares i live in atlanta and i hate it. soon to be going to arizona state woohoo..

Not quite a newbie but I never formally introduced myself... I re-registered after a total computer overhaul, so hello again! (and welcome to all true newcomers)

weeee I'm a newbie too. *claps hands*

Hi
 

Hi Peeps,

I'm a newbie:D

Well 'ALLO!!!!
 

Hello all you beautiful peoples!! :) Nice to meet you, the board comes highly recommended by a friend who's opinion I trust so here goes nothing!

Yes, you may bow now :)

This seems like the thing to do when you're a newbie, so "hey" and "here's a shout out to all my peeps"....or maybe just "this looks like an experience, so lets join in and see what its all about." :)

Hi. I come from the land down under, the great southern land, Australia.

I hope these forums are as interesting as forums on other free sites.

G'day Crusader,

You'll find you're in good company (quite a few Aussies on the board).

This site can prove VERY interesting.. hope you like it enough to stick around!

Welcome to all the other newbies!

I had this site bookmarked couple weeks ago, but today's the first time I actually went further then the main page. Baby steps, I always say. No actually, I never say that. But an accomplishment nontheless.

hi

Hi... my name is James... stumbled onto the site through fark.com. Things look interesting around here...

Be sure to stick around. The more you participate, the more interesting things get.

hi i joined a while back but then my computer went down for a long time.. just found these forums again and will be stopping by periodically =)

Whattup. I am a n00b.
 

Glad to be referred to this highly regarded forum.

welcome! :D

Welcome!

Good to have you here :)

Please make sure you've had a look at the TFP POLICY AND GUIDELINES

I hope you enjoy your stay. :)

//merging into the intro thread ;)

My turn to say Hi!

I just joined today. I normally don't post on forums, but TFP seems to have a level of sophistication that others do not. :)

Hi everybody!

I just signed up today, and it seems pretty cool here.

Hey Yall, the name is chiuey (pronounced like chewy), found this site through fark.com, got bored figured I join and see what's up :D

I'm new. I'm making a post here. :)

I too am new here, and was pointed here by a friend.

I do art, game design, and am researching motivation theory. I'm fed up of forums packed with people who can't (be bothered) to spell or sometimes even think.

These forums look very interesting :)

You out there lucifer?

Right here buddy, welcome to the club

I am he who is clueless about all things wombat related.

i am also he who is new and wandering through on his way to enlightenment

hello, my name is CanadianCommie,, and I came here by way of fark, but I am always happy to half ass contribute to any decent forum I encounter.

I live in the Great White North (well, Texas North more specifically) and I like hockey, and boobies.

that's about all that is relevant at this moment anyways. I am tired and hungry, and I get stupid when the two combine

hey, hows it goin. are you flowin?
im from canada.
i like cooking, puffin the fat bowls, funky tunes naomi klein and bein poor.

heya...Been a member here for a while, but not that active. I was admin'ing another pretty busy forum for a while, but it was time for a change. I thought TFP was awesome from back in the day when all I knew it for was the titty board. I think it's very cool what's going on here, and would like to stay awhile heheh.

My stats...almost 30, married 2 kids, computer guy and payroll whiz hehheh. Anyway, how YOU doin!? :)

im someone who came here a long time ago, and now im back although i never talked much back then now i'll be posting here on an (almost) regular basis (i cant spend ALL my time here, im a busy little bee you see). i'm 18 and ill be turning 19 in july, i like anime, manga's and books (i've just recently read the third book in the dark tower series by stephen king). and thats all i can think to say about myself for now

hi everybody, i'm uncle joe, disappeared for a while but i'm glad to be back here!

:)
 

I'm Summer.

Live in Colorado, like to go on adventures. That about covers it.

Hey all, I'm new here. Not much more to say, hopefully I'll be around here for a while, but only time will tell.

Hey people, I'm Lethe (obviously)
Not too much to say, I'm pretty outgoing usually, with a sarcastic streak to go on for days.

Hi Impisheye here. Been lurking for a while but ready to take the plunge. A few years older than my teeth but none the wiser. Divorced with great kids who not only still talk to me but buy me a beer in the pub. How lucky is that!

hi im a newbie my name is james im from new zealand

:crazy: :crazy: Hi!

death to the monarchy.

Hiya. I'm wheelbuilder. I'm usually quiet, but am prone to short rants. Don't take much of what I say too seriously. I'm a mechanically inclined bicyclist, hence the name.

CZzyzx41 reporting
 

Came here through a link from Fark.com

Looking to become a part of some of the forums here. Just looking for a lot of good conversation.

A little about myself...I'm from San Diego, youngin' (only 25) and huge baseball fan. I've been a regular member of the community at ________ back when it was just the Dugout in 2000 and was at a different site. Now I'm looking for forums that are a bit more active and offer a wider range of topics to converse about.

hey i'm new here....
heard this site from a mate
where i can find lots of good pics andn stories

hey all !

got this site from a mate, im new at it so yeah

im 18 male from melbourne

Longtime lurker, converted
 

I've been to the TFP many times on many accounts...getting kind of sick of lurking in the shadows, so I decided it's time to be an active member.

So yeah, hi.

Hi!

Welcome. : )

Hello :D!

Been here for awhile, but been busy, just reintroducing myself!