hello

20, male, sandiego, ca, usa.

Hola. Have a great time.

Yo man whats up. Glad you decided to contribute, you will be sorry you hadn't before. I know I am.

Geek; morally opposed to introduction posts. Glad to find a place where you can actually discuss stuff.

I'm Bodhi, I'm a dude... I'm a God!

Hello, I'm the happy boy.



Dance!


Everybody Dance!

Hello, I'm just a bored college student with way too much free time on my hands and an opinion about pretty much everything. If I don't have an opinion about something I can form one very quickly. I have never been in a Forum before. I'm nineteen, live in Tennessee, USA. (as opposed to some other Tennessee that I've never heard about).

Ditto here. I have been mostly lurking and contributing in the The Erogenous Zone. Unfortunetly I've found out that contributions there don't count towards "contributions". I'll have to venture through the other tilted zones I guess.

HI
 

Hi
In the land of long days and then long nights this site looks like fun.

Neewb
 

Greets all,

I'm not really new, I did a lot of lurking in this forum early last year... But I've recently rediscovered this site and decided to make myself known this time around! This is definitely one of the best communities on the net(that I've seen so far). So yeah... have a nice day! :D

Hi there Neewb :)

Welcome back, and have fun participating. It's easy, really.
Just jump in ;)

Have yourself a nice day :)

hello. doodlebird here.

i'll probably pretty much stick to the art stuff. i like to doodle, thus the nickname.

i'll try to post often, but i'll need some feedback on my work. that's why i'm here. no sunshine in my bum please, i'm here for constructive criticism.

but sheesh! even if post once a day, it'll still be months until i get my own avatar.
:(

i suppose i can be patient. although that's never been my strong suit. please feel free to check out my style at my website which i hope is easy for all y'all regulars to find.

thanks for building a great community.

i look forward to being a part.

-end boring speech-

Greetings and salutations my fine people! I hope I find you all well on this grand night! My, but it is late. *rides off into the sunset... sunrise... uh, darkness*

*stands up*
Hi, I'm Ophidiann, and I'm an alcoholic!

Oh wait... not that kind of introduction. Well, I'm sort of one of those lurkers that have been kind of checking this community out for a while. I've always loved the political discussions that go on and I really like looking at the photography section (as I'm sort of a wanna-be photographer).

In any case, I hope to be posting more, as I have a bad habit of just reading things without every participating. :)

I'd like to formally introduce myself to the renowned TFP community. I'm "monkeyman", and I'm afraid I can't think of anything clever to say.

Newbie
 

I am usually a lurker on most boards I'm a member of, i.e. Fark and some college basketball sites, but figured I'd at least introduce myself here.
I live in the Portland, OR area and am a big fan of the beer here. I love going out with my friends and finding new places to spend our Thursday-Saturday evenings.

Well, I haven't really checked all the corners of this site yet, so.... thanks for letting me waste your time.

McW

Oh, and I really have this weird obsession with monkeys, so it's awesome that monkeyman was the last to post before me.

Re: Longtime lurker, converted
 

Same here, I lost my status and have been reduced to rookie(and rightly so). I won't get into the details but I've finally worked out the issues and I'm looking forward to being an active member again. It's almost like the first time I discovered this place ... again.

Great to be back in the mix of things.

Hi, I'm pezzy, and I think I took a wrong turn somewhere... Im feeling quite lost. please help :)

I'm glad you have decided to enter into the fabulous world of posting. Just relax, find some topics that interest you, and jump right in. Participation and Respect are what makes this such an awesome community.

Hi pezzy!
It's going to be harder to get to 4600 posts here.

Pezzy's a friend from a different forum.
Everyone be nice to her or she will beat me bloody (virtually).:crazy:

hahaha!! we'll have to see about that!!

Can I holla at ya'll for a second?
 

It took me forever to think of something creative to get your attention....what do you think? Did it work? Anyways, let's start the show.

My name is Andrew Miller and I'm new to the TFPROJECT people. I'm 22, and I'm reppin the T-dot-O. (that's toronto for those who don't know) I'm here to talk trash, crack jokes, have fun and express my opinion. I'm down for meeting new people and up for whatever, holla at me.

Here's a few of the things I'm into.

Music: Hip-hop & RnB

Fashion: I'm really in shoes, I know it's odd for people to believe but I'm such a sneaker head. From Nike Dunks, Ultraposites, Jordans, Air Max, I'm a sneakerologist.

Girls: I'm such a fan of women, it ain't even funny.

Education: I'm a student at Centennial College taking Journalism. I'm actually using this site to keep a daily diary. (Feel free to take a read) I also write music reviews for my own site that me and a bunch of my boys operate.

Honestly, just post something to make a brotha feel welcome.
:D

Mistaken here, total n00b.

Welcome...

I got a response!!! Thanks alot Crackprogram, good looking out! :D Are you new as well?

Anyone else want to holla at me? :cool:

Jigga.. I've got quite a proposition to make you.. What would you say if I offered you the chance of a lifetime? I would like you to be the latest follower of me, Munky. Join me and my fellow Monkylites! Or just hang out here at the TFP. Either way Welcome!

Hi!

An offer eh? (I'm from Canada, I'm allowed to say "eh") Hmmm....I really like the sound of that. :) But first, a few more questions.

What would I have to do to be a follower of the infamous "Munky"?

Why is your name spelt "Munky" instead of Monkey? (Was Monkey already taken?)

Do you have a penis? (I'm not following around a dude, I've already have my own penis)


Thanks for spreading the love :D

Thanks Boo! That's a pretty crazy avatar, what's the story behind that?

Hello!
 

I like the board's look.

This looks like a place i might be able to call a home-based board.



I write alot of ambient/dark ambient/experimental tunes out of boredom and don't know how good they are some people love my tunes for some reason and I don't know why.

I have adhd, asperger syndrome and i'm a chronic pain patient at the same time. crazy mix there.

I can be a bit eccentric sometimes.

Dylan Thomas (i dont know if that's his user name on the board) reccomended me to this board told me i might like it here.


I like physics, mathematics, and i love skateboarding too. Nothing feels better than a good slam until you have to go to the ER.

Diiddie here,
I have alot of website locations of my own as well as a webpage and a friend found this by surfing and sent me the link and what I have seen is alot of the open chat that I like to be involved in my self.

Look forward to lots of posts and information back and forth between others.

OH one more thing my nick name in the post and game world is "DD"

;)

hey peeps...
 

hey whats up with everyone...I am a couple days new so I hope to meet some new friends.....

Welcome to our little world. You'll find your niche here just like the rest of us. Just be yourself, and all will be fine!

Delvid here,
Old guy hanging out in the Gateway City. Farker but it jumped the shark. Into exotic cars and boobies.

I bet this site lowers my productivity.

new, well, not so much...

Hello my pretty! muahahah!

you'll love this place. hehe

Welcome and enjoy your stay!

Heh, send this guy over to TFP Nonsense. I think he's ready...

Getting Myself Acquainted
 

Hello!

I am new here, actually, new with this username. Anyways, just thought I would say hello to everyone! I enjoy being a part of this community, and I hope you will enjoy having me as a part of it! Nice to meet you!

Hahaha, thanks. I'm a really goofy guy, and I'm pretty blunt too. It works for being a little over the top sometimes. Plus I spend alot of time hanging out with my good friend "Mary Jane". ;) (that's only for those who understand what I'm talking about)

What's TFP Nonsense?

hi i'm slugo. been reading for around a month, and finally got up the nerve to write. boy will you guys be sorry:)

i also found my way here via fark.

Greetings and Salutations!
........goes back into the cave at the sight of that painful orange ball in the sky rather than the normal stars

Hello lissa and welcome if you have any questions feel free to ask.

Hey!
Welcome and have fun!

hi i'm new. not much to say yet

Hey nice to meet you to! If I may ask why a new user name?
Anyway glad you are back!

Hi, I'm Jake.

Found a link to here at fark.

Hey how are you? I'm sure you'll love it here.I also should be a chronic pain patinet but avoid it at all costs. Maybe we can swap meds. lol Nice to meet you. I forgot I didn't tell you I have chronic pancreatitis.

Welcome !

Hi !

Cool! Can't wait !

Bah, hardly. Welcome!

Heh.

Welcome :)

Nice to see you.

Nothing Bad
 

It's just that I want to keep using the same username all across different forums. So that's why I decided to start a new username here too!

That's cool!:D

Hi all
 

Welcome to my first post..... I've just stumbled across the forum and it looks like fun.

See ya 'round.

Hello there, I'm new to this board. Well, not exactly new, I was here awhile ago but left for a month or two and now my account seems to be deleted. Anyhow, I hope I can contribute to this nice little community and I look forward to some insightful conversations and new friends. Now I just need my custom avatar back...

First post!
 

Hi. Um, Just posting because I think this forum is intersting, and I would like to get to know some of you.

Portuguese!
 

pessoa nova da manhã boa

Tilted Nonsense Forum.

Welcome :)

Hey, this is n8dogg aka the UT master. Finally, forums where I can share my vast vast vast *takes a drink of water* vast vast knowledge of porn and, uhh, other stuff too....

I'm 68galaxy... This is a cool forum, y'all. I found the link on fark.com

Greetings. Hope you enjoy it here.

Hello to me! :)

New here obviously, just saying hi...

Hello to you.....enjoy. feel free to ask for help, should you need it.

Hello!

appearantly im the new guy in town......


/newbie off

Have a blast...welcome

lo everyone.

whats the best forum?!!

Most of the forums are great. Alot depends on what you are into. Personally I enjoy politics, literature, playground, and general discussion. If you have questions...feel free to PM or post here, We are all here to help.

Enjoy.

Ciao, I am Wallace1 and I must say that since I have been introduced to TFP it is the bright spot of my day (frequently). I work in a public relations firm and after a long day of writing and dealing with corporate bungholes, the TFP is an online vacation.
I look forward to getting to know you and all of your refreshing and depraved views.
Adios, Wallace1

Hello new forums.

Nothing really is very interesting about me, except that I come from New Jersey.

Okay... I said I wasn't very interesting.

:P Look forward to meeting you all,
Villagi

Welcome to Wallace1 and villagi.....you are sure to enjoy it here, great people.

this forum is great. Hi

Sweet....Disposition, welcome

I'm a newbie. A friend of Shari's. :D

Well...any friend of Shari's is a friend of.....pretty much everybody here, Welcome.

Hi My name is Harmony I'm new a friend gave me a link to this site so far I like it a lot. I'm just trying to find my way around and wanted to say hi to everyone.:)

Welcome to the TFP. Hope you don't check out any time soon.

Hey, just remembered this fourm. Ive had an account but havent really posted anything

hey im new :D~? a mate pointed me here and im loving it.

Welcome, and let the hazing commense.

no hazing *smacks WarWagon's hand*

Oh...come on, I've been in a Haze since I got here.

And Spano.....you just did.

What do you mean there is no hazing?!?! Why did I get so many spankins?!?!?

Because you asked for them......

jaboyak
Prescribe
villagi
harmonyr0

Nice to meet all of you! Hope you find yourself at home here, and that we see a lot of you!

This place is awesome, hope I can have a lot of fun here.

Oh....you will, Welcome miggity....have a blast

n00by
 

Hi I'm xRippeRx and I just thought I would introduce myself as a new member of the board. I am a 26 y/o male from Florida. I am currently an unemployed Firefighter looking for a job. I was laid of from a Network Admin. job in Feb 03 and have switched up my career. Anyway, talk to you all soon and see ou on the boards.

~Rip

Good to have you here x....welcome

I'm fulltiltgonzo. I chose that user name because it pretty much descibes my lifestyle. I am a foreign-born Harley-riding ex-Marine who calls it as I see it...

Deguello - No quarter asked or given...

I'm Donnaccia aka Heather. I like Donnaccia because it means slut in Italian. :) Fits me perfectly! Anywho, a friend of mine pointed me here so. I like it so far. I am 30 something white single female and living in the hottest, stormiest place in the States, Florida!

See you guys around!

Welcome to you both......hmmm perhaps fulltilt should show heather his harley.

Hi All
I'm Drew, or Andy, or Andrew, depending on your preference
Blonde hair, blue-grey eyes and big hands *don't ask*
soon to be graduating computing science with a mediocre (at best) classification and dossing around in the UK until a good job comes along
I've been on the old happy pills previously and have had a recent tendancy to self harm. I'm frank at the wrong times and tactful at the wrong times generally.
I mess things up, and I'm the admin of fullmetal.co.uk - a small forum. I'm also an Apple "switcher" and a VW Beetle owner. Plus I'm in competition for being CLAMP's (the Manga artists group) biggest fan in the UK. I like listening to easyworld and dream of finding a girlfriend.

Welcome drewh....sounds like your a pretty damn good match for most of the poulation here, good to have more UK representation as well.
Have a blast

Hi! I'm new. My name isn't actually Jack Bauer.


Or is it?

People 'round these parts call me Justin. I live in Utah which means I have deep seated issues regarding religion in general. I try to stay out of religious discussions, but if I end up in your thread don't take anything I say personally. Here in Utah you have to fight for what you believe in or no one will respect you. I don't know any better. :)

depends if today is going to be the longest day of your life...
[makes the blip-bloop sounds]

Welcome to Jack, and Toranaga. Jack only gets 24hrs. here...then he must die, or go onto another season of getting his ass kicked.
Toranaga....we will see you in the philisophy forum, and dont worry....opinion flows like wine from water there.

Hey all. New guy here. See ya all on the boards.

Let me be the first to welcome ya tot eh TFP WarrioBuddha. You'r gonna love this place

Hi to all.

I am choskins. I live in Greenville, SC. I enjoy cigars, Corvettes, The USC Gamecocks, and most music, with Warren Zevon being my favorite artist.

I look forward to being here.