12-06-2004, 10:45 PM | #41 (permalink) | |
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Food and a bathroom should not mix.. It's just disgusting to think about eating food that's been a bathroom environment all day, every day.
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12-06-2004, 11:16 PM | #42 (permalink) |
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At the risk of being known as a VERY DISGUSTING HUMAN (but I guess it is okay considering no one here knows me in real life) I was eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes on the toilet... you know, like, late for work or something, you gotta do some multitasking (oh, and NEVER in a public restroom, I try not to breathe in those). But I had a mouthfull of flakes when I sneezed out of nowhere, causing Frosted Flake chunks to stick against the outside of my bathtub. Not exactly an image you'd see painted on the Sistine Chapel.
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12-06-2004, 11:48 PM | #43 (permalink) |
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it took me like 3 hrs to fully read this thread, distractions & life yknow, but anyway GAHHHHHHH who eats in a public place where people do their, um, depositing????
GAHHHHHH i mean i hate to even touch anything in a public bathroom without using my foot or a towel. the door handles are the ickiest depository of bacteria ever. you wash your hands only to open a door after a person who just wiped their ass & didn't wash their hands? NO! use a towel. and for gawds sakes, don't eat where you shit. geeze.....
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12-07-2004, 12:18 AM | #44 (permalink) | |
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oh shit, I should amend my earlier statement: I don't ever eat in public restrooms. Just my own house if I feel the need to.
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12-07-2004, 04:20 AM | #48 (permalink) |
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Uncovered food and drink in a bathroom? No way. Not me.
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a990416.html
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12-07-2004, 07:48 AM | #49 (permalink) |
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Cows don't pause either, they lift there tails do the shizit and keep on chewing.
Horses lift there heads and tails up take a moment and do the deed. So what does this say?..... Not a damm thing the guy was just hungry and wants to let you know he's not sharing those chips with anyone!
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12-07-2004, 11:20 AM | #50 (permalink) |
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Never at work or public places, but I've had mouthfulls and walked in to vacate, and kept on chewing. Don't think I could purposely take food of any type in with me. Hard enough to read and take care of business, let alone try to eat.
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I find it interesting that you even know about e. coli and that it is only harmful if it is not your own. I still would not eat my own shit, though. And I always put the toilet seat down after I'm done, because according to the Myth Busters, shit particles fly out of the toilet and land on your toothbrush even after you flush.
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12-07-2004, 06:26 PM | #52 (permalink) | |
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Spoiler: Right now I'm at home and I'm NOT on the can with my wireless laptop finishing my pizza and drinking beer. Really. |
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12-07-2004, 06:32 PM | #53 (permalink) |
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I always walk into public bathrooms and start talking to the dude next to me at the urinals, makes for a good icebreakers also if you just walk up and slightly put the palm of your hand on their lower back.
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12-07-2004, 07:50 PM | #54 (permalink) |
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I just cant do it, my mom is/was a PA and now shes back to being a medical technologist... so shes ALWAYS been all over me about GERMS..
that soooooo gross man.. Im always washing my hands...Im surprised I havent washed them away or something. |
12-07-2004, 08:58 PM | #55 (permalink) |
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Anybody remember a movie called "What about Bob" starring Bill Murray?
That's me. So suffice to say there is would be an especially cold day in hell before I would eat and crap at the same time. I flip when I see people taking a whiz and not washing their hands. The worst thing I've seen was a guy bring in a coffee cup sit it on the shelf in the bathroom and took a whiz. If I saw somebody eating and using the restroom...**Shudder** I think I might vomit. |
12-08-2004, 05:33 AM | #56 (permalink) |
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Taking food into a restroom or bathroom is definitely one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard in my entire life. That seriously wants to make me gag. Bleh...
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12-08-2004, 05:35 AM | #57 (permalink) |
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I very often take a cup of coffee into the bathroom with me on Sunday mornings while I read the paper. Never thought much about it though.
I witnessed something pretty weird two weeks ago though... I was taking a leak in a roadside mini-mart and there was some guy brushing his teeth at the sink. I heard something hit the floor and sure enough, it was his toothbrush. He picked it up, rinsed it off, and commenced brushing again. I almost puked on my shoes! I've left pocket combs on restroom floors before when I've dropped them. I wouldn't wash and re-use a comb let alone a toothbrush!
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12-08-2004, 07:50 AM | #58 (permalink) | |
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I personally would NEVER eat and tend to my biz' at the same time. I've won't even take packaged food into the restroom and sit it on the counter while I do my thing. Just the thought of my food being anywhere near the restroom turns my stomach. I've seen the messes left in my company's RR. I don't even want to go in there when I have to, much less take my food with me.
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12-08-2004, 08:06 AM | #59 (permalink) |
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My boyfriend thinks that eating in the bathroom is disgusting also. But say your like me and it takes a long time to get dressed/do my make up. I will drink a pop while putting on my make up or have my moring bite to eat in there.
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12-08-2004, 10:47 PM | #62 (permalink) | |
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Maybe this guy was constipated and was munching on some of those chips made with Olestra to soften his stool? http://www.google.com/search?q=Olest...tool&hl=en&lr=
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12-09-2004, 07:43 AM | #63 (permalink) | |
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12-09-2004, 11:00 AM | #64 (permalink) |
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Sometimes I eat and drink while putting my makeup on in the bathroom, too, but that's MY bathroom in MY house and I'm not taking a shit while doing it! That's nasty.
Since reading that link, I may have to discontinue my habit of bringing drinks in to the bathroom with me. I don't drink them, just set them on the counter or something, but that flush "aerosol" has totally grossed me out now!
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12-09-2004, 04:57 PM | #65 (permalink) |
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Eating a bag of chips in the bathroom isn't so bad.
Many years ago, at boy scout camp, one of the younger kids was dared to take a shit in a hotdog bun, then eat it. Being the crusty little mutant he was (and apparantly desparate for attention as well), he did it. Took a big old bite of that turd sandwich. He even opened his mouth to prove he bit shit, and not just bun. To this day I get disgusted by it. The memory of the smell of his breath alone, which was smellable by anyone in a 50 foot radius, is enough to make me a little nauceous. Oh, and in case you were wondering, he said that it tasted "like Play-dough." Apparantly the kid did his share of clay eating too. |
12-10-2004, 05:19 PM | #66 (permalink) |
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Ewwww...nasty! The idea of eating in a bathroom while doing your business is just nasty! *shudders* I dont even like putting my backpack on the floor of the public bathrooms at my university! God knows when that floor was last cleaned, and especially since university bathrooms seem to be so damn unsanitary all the time, all I wanna do is get in, do my business, wash my hands, and get the fuck out!
I am taking a chemistry course and we dont use latex gloves a whole lot like biology, but my gosh imagine fiddling around with a few chemicals in a lab and then going to the bathroom without washing your hands! Thats a little....risky. Chemists rule of thumb: wash your hands before and after doing your biz! |
12-11-2004, 07:43 AM | #68 (permalink) |
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An old house mate of mine used to take a bowl of cereal into the crapper in the morning while doing his business before work. He said it was to save time and said he doesn't see anything wrong with it. Fair to say I was waiting for him to take a full english breakfast in there one day, but it never happened. That way he could've just thrown the sausages straight in the pan, and presto, saved himself a shit/cereal fest for the next morning.
As I always have my mobile phone on me, I take calls on the bog if I know who it is, they generally ask what all the noise is when I flush! I think eating on the shitter is disgusting, however I have continued to eat, drink, smoke (at different times obviously) while getting head I also smoke while having a turd, helps relax it out
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12-11-2004, 09:49 AM | #69 (permalink) | |
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As soon as my ass touches that ceramic lid, I'm on a mission. When I go to the bathroom I don't fuck around. I don't read, I don't eat, I just take the shit as fast as possible and am done with it.
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12-12-2004, 12:35 AM | #70 (permalink) | |
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12-12-2004, 01:07 PM | #73 (permalink) |
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I've eaten at fast food restaurants that were less hygenic than my bathroom. Odds are, if you've eaten out any number of times, you've eaten someone else's shit particles. Anyone whose worked in the foodservince industry could tell you that. I'm more paranoid about eating after i touch cash than eating after/while i take a shit.
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12-12-2004, 11:15 PM | #75 (permalink) | |
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Yeah, now eating on the toilet doesn't sound so bad...
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12-12-2004, 11:43 PM | #76 (permalink) |
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You must have been to a bad strip joint by the sound of it.
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12-13-2004, 12:17 AM | #77 (permalink) |
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Eating in the shitter? No way! How many of you have done lines of coke or speed in the toilets at a nightclub? I've done plenty.
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12-13-2004, 12:35 AM | #78 (permalink) |
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The problem is not eating in the shitter; the problem is eating while shitting.
The bathroom IS a mission, there is to be no talking, no eating, no anything that could compromise the mission. Get in get out, be silent, and draw no attention. Wash your hands; use the paper towel to open the door. If someone tries to talk to you, respond “Your compromising the mission!!” or, to keep things fresh, shout “abort!” and run for the door. |
12-13-2004, 10:11 AM | #79 (permalink) |
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i've held my cat while taking a leak... maybe had a lolli-pop in my mouth as i went..... but never any food that required touching or anything...
if you can't wait 5 mins to eat... your either fat or really reallly really hungry and for cell-phones... its proper mannors not to talk on the cell phone in bathrooms, elevators, or enclosed areas with other people around
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