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An old house mate of mine used to take a bowl of cereal into the crapper in the morning while doing his business before work. He said it was to save time and said he doesn't see anything wrong with it. Fair to say I was waiting for him to take a full english breakfast in there one day, but it never happened. That way he could've just thrown the sausages straight in the pan, and presto, saved himself a shit/cereal fest for the next morning.
As I always have my mobile phone on me, I take calls on the bog if I know who it is, they generally ask what all the noise is when I flush!
I think eating on the shitter is disgusting, however I have continued to eat, drink, smoke (at different times obviously) while getting head
I also smoke while having a turd, helps relax it out
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