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Eating a bag of chips in the bathroom isn't so bad.
Many years ago, at boy scout camp, one of the younger kids was dared to take a shit in a hotdog bun, then eat it.
Being the crusty little mutant he was (and apparantly desparate for attention as well), he did it. Took a big old bite of that turd sandwich. He even opened his mouth to prove he bit shit, and not just bun.
To this day I get disgusted by it. The memory of the smell of his breath alone, which was smellable by anyone in a 50 foot radius, is enough to make me a little nauceous.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, he said that it tasted "like Play-dough." Apparantly the kid did his share of clay eating too.
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