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The problem is not eating in the shitter; the problem is eating while shitting.
The bathroom IS a mission, there is to be no talking, no eating, no anything that could compromise the mission. Get in get out, be silent, and draw no attention. Wash your hands; use the paper towel to open the door. If someone tries to talk to you, respond “Your compromising the mission!!” or, to keep things fresh, shout “abort!” and run for the door.
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