As soon as my ass touches that ceramic lid, I'm on a mission. When I go to the bathroom I don't fuck around. I don't read, I don't eat, I just take the shit as fast as possible and am done with it.
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Originally Posted by zxello
I always walk into public bathrooms and start talking to the dude next to me at the urinals, makes for a good icebreakers also if you just walk up and slightly put the palm of your hand on their lower back.  |
If you touched me on the lower back while I was taking a piss, I promise that I would be punching you in the face once I was finished.
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