sludge

Let me be the first asshole in the history of the internet to come right out and say it. I do not like sex. There, I said it.

I have a number of problems with sex.

1) There you are on top of a girl working, while she just lays there maybe moaning once in a while. Nevermind the fact that the man is expending all the effort.

2) There is a pressure of having to go for a long time. It is so much nicer to just lay on my back and get head.

3) Sex with a condom does not even feel that good. I've said it once, and I'll say it again: the best sex I ever had was when the condom broke.

I cannot be the only person who thinks that sex is overrated. Who's with me?

Nancy

Then how about if the girl's on top doing all the work?

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Hardknock

I don't want to be the first person to burst your bubble but I love sex.

The first thing that comes to mind when I read this is: is the girl into it as much as you are? (were) Maybe she’s expecting too much from you? Are you giving 90 and she's giving 10? Maybe your only problem is that there's a little lack of communication going on.

For example, between my wife and myself, it's taken a while for both of us to be really comfortable with sex and each other. I'm a total advocate for married sex. Once both of you are together for so long you become in tune to the other person's wants and needs and it's easier for you to meet them. What I'm trying to get at is that in the beginning for us, there was pressure on me to go for a long time and make sure that she cums every time. Now, we both realize that it just doesn’t happen every single time. We're both human. There are other ways for me to satisfy her if for some reason she doesn't cum before I do. Toys, for example. Overall, our communication about sex has gotten better than when we were first married. I think that's what your real problem is. Just communicate with her and just find out what you both want.

sludge

Nope, honestly I like that even less because I get worried that the girl is going to pull to high up so that my dick pops out and that she'll crush it on the way down.

ngdawg

that's just too fuckin funny!! (sorry, can't help it, it just is)

Konichiwaneko

Sex I like, but I'm sad to say this it doesn't enter my mind as much as it did 5 years ago.

Kinda like been there done that, I'm really craving a simple relationship/soul mate right now. Man that sounds so unlike me.

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Seaver

Someone needs to stop thinking during sex and just enjoy it...

hannukah harry

word... i totally agree... if only i could find a mrs. hannukah...

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Bryndian_Dhai

I'm with Seaver here. And I think that if your main problem with sex is the lack of response from your partner, then maybe you need new partners.

And, even if she's on top *ahem* "doing all the work", sex is still a team effort..... there's no such thing in good sex as one sided effort. Its all about giving and taking, both of you moving and touching and expressing what feels good and what doesn't.

If you don't like sex, then either you've just never had any good sex, or you have a diminished libido. I'm personally guessing the first option.... I don't know how old you are, but it doesn't sound like you've had a lot of varied experience yet. I wasn't really fond of sex until I learned to be in control of making sure my partner knew what I like and don't like. Turns out, its a LOT better when one of you isn't expecting the other to be psychic.

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StormBerlin

That was my issue. It went on for way too long too... part of the reason the relationship went down the shitter. Maybe you just aren't sexually compatible with that person....

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almostaugust

Good post.

I like sex, though i can understand some of your concerns. One thing ive found out about women is that they CONTRARY TO POPULAR/MEDIA BELIEF, dont all like men to 'go for a long time'. My gf for instance loves it hard and fast. She thinks that slow sex pretty gross, and finds sex that goes for more than say 10mins annoying. Maybe your gf feels the same way. Often times, especially with younger chicks, they dont really know their body well enough.

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dood

And laziness is taken to a new level...sex sucks because you have to do 'work'

Try not jerking off for a few weeks, then have sex with a condom on. It will feel better. I was never a fan of how sex with a condom personally, so you have to think of ways to increase how sensitive your dick is, and cutting out masturbation is #1 on the list. Sex without a condom does feel infinitely better, but best wait on that practice until an accidental pregnancy is something that falls into the realm of acceptability.

And don't be afraid of having her get on top, she isn't going to crush your manhood, that is kind of a silly thing to worry about.

Charlatan

Sounds like you are having sex with the wrong people (or maybe vice versa...)

Then again, maybe you are just too lazy for words...

Then again, maybe your gay and sex with women is your problem...

Then again, maybe you are a narcisit and masturbation is the only cure to your problem...

Then again, maybe this is God telling you to join a monestary...

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doncalypso

While I agree with you that there is undue pressure for men to perform like superstuds (which is sometimes not humanly possible) I think the problem lies in the fact that people spend more time fantasizing about sex and talking about it than they spend having sex.

It's not that sex is overrated, but rather that the majority of people out there don't know how to have good sex. Just putting a penis in a vagina and thrusting back-and-forth isn't all there is to sex.

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tecoyah

I do not mean this as a degrading statement, but......

Perhaps you have yet to develop the "skills" that come with experience in this regard. I can remember when sex was work, but as I became.....more proficient at pleasing my partner, It became a far more interesting sport.
Missionary is a position for practice, and gaining the control needed to "extend" the timeframe. It is through practice, and experimentation that one gains the insight into what stimulates your partner....and that my friend.....is the name of the game.
Very few things in this world....actually pay back more than you put in....this, in my opinion, is one of those few.

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paddyjoe

Hmmm, perhaps some bedtime stories would help

ShaniFaye

I love doing all the "work"

thinking of sex as "work" is your first problem

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la petite moi

I think I'm the first person to semi-agree with you. I began taking depo provera (birth control) and now sex just seems like a bore and sometimes a chore.

Jonsgirl

I agree. Maybe you are donig all the 'work' because the girl(s) are so bored by your technique?

It seems to me like you feel sex should be all about you and how it makes you feel. (examples- "Oh, I don't like sex with condoms. Oh, I hate to work at it. and Oh, I'd rather just get head.")

Guess what, my friend, there are two of you in that bed. If you put effort into making her feel good, then she'll put more effort into making you feel good.

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st33lr4t

you're shitty at sex...what are you gonna do.

Konichiwaneko

Heh guys now the thread has gone from helpful to harsh here.

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IC3

I like sex, But i don't go looking for it. I think the Dating/Sex/ anything that has to do with couples is over rated..But thats just me. If i don't get laid it doesn't bother me, I use my hand and in the end it all feels the same.

Don't get me wrong, I won't turn down sex..But i won't go out of my way to impress a girl to try and get in her pants either.

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World's King

You know what?

There is a reason that some people that start threads never post in them again. You people won't let them. There is either of thread of degrading sarcasm or it gets so off topic that the point is lost in a sea of Simpson quotes or commenst about your favorite porn star.

This person was just making a statment that he was hoping others agreed with. Didn't come looking for you all to degrade and judge. Grow up.

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