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sludge · 02-19-2005, 11:58 PM

Let me be the first asshole in the history of the internet to come right out and say it. I do not like sex. There, I said it.

I have a number of problems with sex.

1) There you are on top of a girl working, while she just lays there maybe moaning once in a while. Nevermind the fact that the man is expending all the effort.

2) There is a pressure of having to go for a long time. It is so much nicer to just lay on my back and get head.

3) Sex with a condom does not even feel that good. I've said it once, and I'll say it again: the best sex I ever had was when the condom broke.

I cannot be the only person who thinks that sex is overrated. Who's with me?

02-19-2005, 11:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
sludge Upright	Anyone else not like sex? Let me be the first asshole in the history of the internet to come right out and say it. I do not like sex. There, I said it. I have a number of problems with sex. 1) There you are on top of a girl working, while she just lays there maybe moaning once in a while. Nevermind the fact that the man is expending all the effort. 2) There is a pressure of having to go for a long time. It is so much nicer to just lay on my back and get head. 3) Sex with a condom does not even feel that good. I've said it once, and I'll say it again: the best sex I ever had was when the condom broke. I cannot be the only person who thinks that sex is overrated. Who's with me?