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Originally Posted by sludge
Let me be the first asshole in the history of the internet to come right out and say it. I do not like sex. There, I said it.
I have a number of problems with sex.
1) There you are on top of a girl working, while she just lays there maybe moaning once in a while. Nevermind the fact that the man is expending all the effort.
2) There is a pressure of having to go for a long time. It is so much nicer to just lay on my back and get head.
3) Sex with a condom does not even feel that good. I've said it once, and I'll say it again: the best sex I ever had was when the condom broke.
I cannot be the only person who thinks that sex is overrated. Who's with me?
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I do not mean this as a degrading statement, but......
Perhaps you have yet to develop the "skills" that come with experience in this regard. I can remember when sex was work, but as I became.....more proficient at pleasing my partner, It became a far more interesting sport.
Missionary is a position for practice, and gaining the control needed to "extend" the timeframe. It is through practice, and experimentation that one gains the insight into what stimulates your partner....and that my friend.....is the name of the game.
Very few things in this world....actually pay back more than you put in....this, in my opinion, is one of those few.