Redgirl

I was almost caught several times with a girl, too. We were around 12 and would take turns eating each other out in my basement (I have no idea how we started doing that either!) But there was no door to the basement and so we'd just have to scramble into our clothes when we heard someone coming.

I wonder to this day if my mom knew what I was doing down there with my friend in the basement.

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primal

You should tell me that story every night before I go to bed. Is there anyway I can catch you doing that now?

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pinkie

We were 15. My mom just opened the door and there I was, my face between her legs. I pulled the covers over us, and my mom shut the door.

She never said a single thing to me about it. I had done it many times before that, and grew up to be bi.

Did you?

pinkie

Hey, I'm a redhead too! And Peppermint Patty was a muff diver!

Hah!

Redgirl

Why yes, Pinkie, I am also bi and of course a redhead. There are many male TFPers imagining us as twins getting it on right now.


Hmmm... the idea has merit...

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SinisterMotives

Never mind me, ladies. I'm a fly on the wall here.

ibis

Never been caught... but I did walk in on my first college roommate and his boyfriend. Quite ackward... but not that there's anything wrong with that...

primal

If you didn't know that he was into boys, it would have been really ackward.

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pinkie

Hahaha... Lovely. I've never been with another redhead.

Bill O'Rights

Yup! My mind is about to short circuit here. Must....control...my...synapsis...

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la petite moi

In sixth grade (12 years old), my best friend and I dry humped and all that stuff. Never told anyone except my boyfriend and sister.

I never ended up bi, but I'm a little crooked.

stevew

Have you ever been caught having sex by anyone for example parents, siblings, friends etc?

doncalypso

My girlfriend's roomate one walked in on us back when she lived in the dorms her freshman year.

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ratbastid

There's a five-page thread on the subject right here: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=17989

The search function is your FRIEND.

Incidentally, it's polite to start threads by answering your question yourself. Give us something to start us off, don't just dangle the hook. You'll find it makes a big difference in how the thread goes.

But first SEARCH, dang it!

TawG

ive been busting people way too many times. Busted my mates about 7 times now. This is a fun one though...
I go to my mates place, ive called him some time before this, and said i was coming over to smoke a little. So i come over, i spend alot of time walking up the stairs, making alot of noise, and when i come into the room my mates sits there with a girl under the blanket. So i go "this a bad time?" "No, its fine, come in."
So we do our stuff, talking shit and the girl also starts to get in on the conversation(never meet her before though). Then my mate says to me that the girl under the blanket is butt naked, yeah, she has no clothes on and she is just sitting there with us acting as if its all normal. I put 2 and 2 together and i leave a few mins later.

Ive also been caught too many times... its embaressing, and i cant act as if everything is normal.

bendsley

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.............funny...
I actually had a tear.

origibally posted by bigoldalphamale on the first page.

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bendsley

Some time ago, I lived in a 2 bedroom apt. with a friend of mine who I'll call Chris. One night I come home, and none of the lights are on in the apt. I start walking down the hallway to go to my bedroom. I have to walk past his room to get to mine. No lights on in his room. I open the door to my room and there he is, on top of a girl who is spread-eagle and big breasted. His dick was about 2 inches from insertion. ON MY BED. So, I did what any good friend would do. I sat down at my desk, turned around in the chair and put my feet up on the bed and started chatting with them. She quickly pulled the covers over her. He didn't really care. He and I thought it was funny as hell. She wasn't his girlfriend or anything, just kinda met online, she came to stay with us for a few days. We both ended up having her.

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indigochild111

I haven't been caught having sex..had a couple REALLY close calls though. Couple times my mom has walked into the house right as we finished. That's when you run around like a crazy person trying to find your clothes lol

pinkie

I was caught by my mom going down on a friend of mine in my bedroom...

vox_rox

Man, I've been caught, and I've even been caught while as I caught someone else.

The one time that was the most bizarre was when I walked in on my best friend performing cunningligus on the girl who was tutoring me in school. They both thought it was great and kept doing it right in front of me, until her father also walked in the room and caught us all.

No more tutoring for me!

Pierre

boredom

me and this girl, she was helping me improve my oral skills, and right when shes about to orgasm her younger sister walks in on us.

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Wiggum: But they seem so happy!
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Averett

Edited because the issue is no longer relevant

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frankx

Well, aside from the times getting caught by Mom & Dad in my awkward youth with my little admiral in my right hand and a Hustler (or some equally raunchy tome) in the left - Many moons ago, I was home on leave from the Navy and staying with my parents. I decided to sneak an old girlfriend into my bedroom. Probably not the brightest idea I've ever had. About 2 in the morning, we were well into what I considered to be a quiet and intimate session when my dad burst in - "What the fuck is going on ...OH!" He was sufficiently embarassed enough by the sight of my naked hairy ass in midair to hurriedly close the door, but said "Keep it down, goddammit!" through the door in parting. Fortunately, we were able to continue our erotic activities at a much quieter level to our mutual satisfaction. Next day Dad shook his finger mockingly at me as if to say "You naughty little fucker, you!!". Nothing more was ever said about the incident.

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Chytrak

Been busted once or twice by mom, who was not pleased, but she got over it.

Here's a story of me busting someone else:
When I was in the Air Force, I lived in a dorm room on the base. I didn't have a roommate, but the bathroom was shared by the room next to mine. I didn't know the guy because he was in a different squadron and we never talked. One Saturday morning, I was on the phone with a friend when I hear the shower start up. No big deal, or so I thought. I heard two quiet voices coming from the shower and was hoping they were not going to do what I thought they were going to do...but they did. Well, I decided to have a little fun with it...
I quickly fired up the computer and put in a Korn CD and played A.D.I.D.A.S. (For those non-Korn fans out there, it's an acronym meaning All Day I Dream About Sex.) I turned it up loud enough to be sure they heard it over the shower and her moaning. By the time the song was over, she was out of the shower, dressed, and out the door. By the sound of it, she still had her fun out of it, but probably had it cut a bit short was all. A week later, the guy had moved out of the dorm, although I don't think it was related to the "shower incident".

turbofish

Made me laugh so hard my stomache hurt! haha

I have a story... I was fucking this beauty in my room... Parents home and everything... Locked door... No problemo... The phone rings... My parents say it's her mother... Door is locked and they are insisting to give us the damn phone... "They won't open the door"... Took us a good 5 min to get dressed and act casual... Pretty damn obvious what we were doing... Never saw here again after that..

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Tralls

Got busted having sex in a car at the end of a little cul-de-sac by a bunch of little kids and their mother. I jumped in the front seat as fast as I could and hightailed it out of there! The bad part was we were ina two seater so it was a real struggle to get out of the back seat and into the front, body parts flying everywhere!

I also had my girlfriend over at my house doing naughty things and my dad knocked on my door, not knowing she was there. She had to go hide in the shower for about 5 minutes...was damn funny!

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mmiller0617

Ex g/f in high school. Her parents were out of town at their ranch in West Texas and decided to come home early. Well we were in her room on her tiny single bed screwing like crazy. U2 on the stereo and me inside their daughter. Well we hear the front door close but I don't want to stop. She is the only one that realizes that her door is open. Her mom walks right in on us and just stands there. I slide off and under the covers, grabbing all of them and leaving her lying naked without any covers on her. Her mom shuts the door and then says that she would like to speak to us both. I ended having to stay there for about another hour while she got talked to and then it was my turn. That sucked.

mreman4u

Oneday my wife was polishing the knob in the car, I was trying to concentrate on driving, and didn't notice the SUV riding next to us watching. I slowed down and my wife was none the wiser

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Uuudar

My freshman year of college I was drunk having sex with some chick and we were both wasted enough to not realize that we had a crowd watching us have sex. It turns out my roommate came back and gathered the people on the hall to have a viewing session.

settie

Caught having sex? No, but I was almost caught masturbating (with my clothes on) in my bedroom by my mother....all I gotta say is...thank god for sweatpants and quick reflexes!

c172g

Some great stuff. I have one long story & a shortie:

Got caught by my girlfriends brother once. We were screwing on the couch about 2 am (by the front door of the house). Her brother, who wasn't supposed to be coming home that night, starts pounding on the locked door. We get dressed, she lets him in, and he walks by me. "Nice ass, Chris" was his only comment.

Here's the long version, and I got caught / blamed for nothing:

My buddy starts dating this new girl. I'm having a party at my mom & dad's house. He goes in my parents bedroom with said girl. About 1/2 hour later they come out. I asked if there was anything I needed to worry about cleaning up. He said no, was a good friend, so I trusted him. Looked in the room & all seemed to be in order. Forgot about it.

About three days later, my sister comes over to water the plants (mom & dad are in England for a month & knew they'd all be dead if left to me). She walks out of my mom & dads room holding a rubber package & is rather pissed. "Why can't you use your own bed?". Tried to explain but I don't think it did much good. Here's where things got fun.

I wrote up a little note ("Clean up your fuckin' mess next time") & wrapped it around the rubber package & stuffed it into an envelope. I knew the gal who worked in the office at our high school, so I asked her if she could see that it got delivered to my buddy during first hour (we had a load of friends in the class), which she did. He opened the envelope up and the rubber package immediately falls onto the floor in front of everybody.

Needless to say, I got a rather good shot in the arm from him during break between classes. Our group of friends had a good laugh about it for a few days, but nobody was happier than me.

oizo

I was straddling my GF and had just cum on her stomach and in walks dad.

pinkie

That's sexy...

GraveTaker

i can't say that i ever got caught having sex but i almost did with my ex, we were starting to get things heated up and she had stripped me down to my boxers and her with her bra and panties, then out of the blue her father comes downstairs and into the living room in the basement, i pulled the comforter over us the second before he looked over the couch. i thought i was gonna be dead right there if he had caught us....but cause of my quick reflexes i was able to avoid that....lol

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gentlesoul43

I was out with a girl once at a park late in the night and we started making out wherever we walked to. We didn't have sex but it was pretty hot even with our clothes mostly on.. we were at the swings, monkey bars, slides, by the lake.

We were all over each other for almost an hour when we decided to sit down and talk for a bit. Within 5 minutes, the cops came out from behind the bushes and told us that they saw us and were gonna book us. One cop came to to speak to us and the other 4 were just sniggering behind.

Talk about getting busted! I still think its quite funny although its pretty scary then. She's great.. we're still good friends.

csn_trojan

Got walked in on by my best mate and his g/f at uni halls. Turned out to be the best 4some ever... Crazy times!

Zerakule

Last year around this time, I was living with my parents.
Ex was in the mood, so I asked my 2 sisters and their friends to quietly leave the room.
Well, my sisters friend was nice enough to sit around in the kitchen and watch us the entire time, then later tell my parents. They weren't pleased.
Needless to say, 2 months later we had another couch.

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snowy

I've been caught several times.

Once my ex and I were having sex on the floor because the bed was squeaky and my parents were sleeping in the room next to mine. We wanted to be considerate. We didn't, however, take my brother into consideration. He decides he wants to show us something, throws the door open, spots my boyfriend in mid-hump and screams, "OH MY GOD!" like a little girl. My ex rolls off of me on to the bed and I jump up off the floor, fling on a bathrobe and go to chew my bro out. My bro is now running down the stairs, yelling, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!" Meanwhile, all the noise has woken my soundly sleeping parents, and my mom thinks someone has been hurt. So they come out of their room ready to call the ambulance and I have to explain that no, we were just having sex. My brother got a serious chewing from my mother--she ripped him good about knocking before entering. Needless to say he still hasn't learned his lesson, and has since then walked in on me masturbating (as I do this fully clothed and have good reflexes, he is none the wiser).

I've also been walked in on by a roommate. The same boyfriend from above and I were going at it in my dorm room when my roommate walked in...she saw him naked and quickly walked out...he put his clothes on and left...then I had to attempt and apologize to a girl who spoke very little English...really hard, that...from then on we had sex up against the door. Made it easier.

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Psycho Dad

The maid let herself into the room on the honeymoon whilst the wife was riding cowboy.

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longbough

My GF (petite redhead) and I just got a motel room but forgot to lock the door. The cleaner (a guy) came by and just opened the door without knocking. We were already going at it uncovered. He just quickly slammed the door - embarrassed no doubt, but we didn't stop.

Another time (New Years Eve) there was another motel room (different motel) - We (same girl) had a particularly wild session. When we left we noticed that the room next door was open and there were a couple of men and women there who had been listening to us through the wall. They saw us walk by and just froze.

There was another time I was trying to get caught. My GF was this pretty Indian girl with a Thai roommate (med school dorm). I was sleeping over and, in the middle of the night, my GF wanted to do it quitely under the covers without waking her roommate. She was on top but I just pulled the covers off her and didn't give a damn about the noise we made. I'm sure we woke her roommate (who was 4 feet away from us) but she pretended to be asleep. In the morning they'd both be a little embarassed at best. I'm not usually that inconsiderate, but my GF and I were on the stuttering road to inevitable breakup - so this was somewhat intentional.