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Some time ago, I lived in a 2 bedroom apt. with a friend of mine who I'll call Chris. One night I come home, and none of the lights are on in the apt. I start walking down the hallway to go to my bedroom. I have to walk past his room to get to mine. No lights on in his room. I open the door to my room and there he is, on top of a girl who is spread-eagle and big breasted. His dick was about 2 inches from insertion. ON MY BED. So, I did what any good friend would do. I sat down at my desk, turned around in the chair and put my feet up on the bed and started chatting with them. She quickly pulled the covers over her. He didn't really care. He and I thought it was funny as hell. She wasn't his girlfriend or anything, just kinda met online, she came to stay with us for a few days. We both ended up having her.
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"You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane."
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