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Old 12-21-2004, 09:40 AM   #161 (permalink)
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I was in the backseat of a car with my gf in park in the middle of the night. After we had gotten striped down just about ready for insertion, a long line of cars started pulling into the park. We jumped, buck ass naked, into the front seat and drove off. We drove around for a bit until we found a good place to pull over and put our clothes back on.
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Old 12-21-2004, 08:24 PM   #162 (permalink)
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I just have to say, for whatever humilation you guys had to go through, it makes for one hell of an amusing read.
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Old 12-22-2004, 05:55 PM   #163 (permalink)
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When I was 17 and my first girlfriend was 18, we were humping away on her futon. She aways wore long skirts, so she just hiked it up and rode me. Thankfully I just had my jeans pulled down, but not off. So, when her sister (who was totally cute) walked in, it _might_ have looked like we were just being lovey dovey. The sister (who was cute) was also totally naieve...so she walks in without knocking, mid-hump. We stop, and she comes in while I am shaft deep in my GF. She stands there and strikes up a good 5 min conversation....

She walks out, we finish with one of the best orgasims either of us had had (up to that point, of course....)
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Old 12-22-2004, 06:19 PM   #164 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2004, 07:10 PM   #165 (permalink)
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Old 12-23-2004, 11:00 AM   #166 (permalink)
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I don’t know if you consider this being caught because we deserved it but here goes.

In college one night this fine lady brought me back to her dorm room for some fun. When we stepped into her room I was disappointment to see her roommate sleeping in the bottom of bunk beds. Fine lady says don’t worry, she’s a very heavy sleeper. She takes a blanket and sticks it in the top bunk so it hangs down in front of the lower bed.

We proceed to enjoy each other delights and at one point I’m setting up with the lady setting on me, bouncing up and down. We’re both facing the bed with the sleeping lady. All of a sudden the blanket sweeps aside and the ex-sleeping lady says “If you’re going to do that all night long keep the noise down”. We didn’t stop.
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Old 12-24-2004, 11:37 AM   #167 (permalink)
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I was super drunk at my college graduation/toga party. I thought I would be sly and get busy on a couch in the garage with a FB ... who would see us in the garage?! Apparently everyone! Everyone at the party was at the door watching us go to town start to finish! The next day everyone was talkin' their shi#! HAHA. Luckily she was quite an exhibitionist, maybe she even knew they were there!

Another time my friend just walked into my room, and my girl was on top ridin' me. As soon as it hit him on what he was seein, he said sorry and waited in the kitchen for us to finish. HAHA. My GF was a stripper, it didn't bother her. Now it just makes for a good laugh! HAHA (see?)
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Old 01-10-2005, 06:11 PM   #168 (permalink)
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Well I now have a story, although we weren't actually in the act...but we were still naked. I was sitting in the car with my gf the other day just talking and you know how it is one things leads to another and we were in the backseat together naked and making out with each other. Well no cars had come for like 3 hours so we didn't really think that anyone would come past. But right when we were really getting into it a car drives past and stops just up ahead of us causing us to have a mad scramble back into our clothes. The car drove off, but it was as scary as anything!
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Old 01-11-2005, 12:01 AM   #169 (permalink)
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So it was a Friday night and my bf and I were "watching a movie" it was later in the night, when most 11 year olds should be sleeping, I'm giving him head, his back was facing the door and his pants were half down. Then we hear the door open...without a knock and we were like o shit! His brother says, "What are you doing? I can see your butt!!!" My bf replied "we were sleeping." and his brother walks out. The next day I think his mom had mentioned to him to behave himself while his brother was around. So embarassing.
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Old 01-11-2005, 01:15 AM   #170 (permalink)
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icksters - was that a typo or were you eleven years old when that happened?
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Old 01-11-2005, 06:35 PM   #171 (permalink)
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I think her BF's brother was 11 yrs old.
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Old 01-12-2005, 11:08 AM   #172 (permalink)
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Oh man. It happened once to me and my now ex-girlfriend. She and I were going at it missionary style with no covers when her 14 year old daughter crashes through the bedroom door, turns the light on, and says that there is a cop at the door. There was this long pause as my g/f and I are just looking back at her staring at us and knowing that the police were at the door. After the long pause, we said we'd be right out, she left, and we put robes on. That event was never spoken of ever again between the three of us. Very awkward.
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Old 01-12-2005, 12:06 PM   #173 (permalink)
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Heh heh heh... I love this thread ^^

Back when I was in sixth form college (17/18), on of my best mates had a birthday party at his parent's house. Well, needless to say, we all got absolutely slaughtered and everybody started passing out until it was just my current gf and I awake. We were far too horny to sleep, so snuck off to another room out of respect for our comatose chums. Picture the scene... we're both butt naked, in the middle of the floor, she's riding me for all she's worth and the light flicks on.... my mate's Mum enters the room:

<Us> *Stare*
<Mate's Mum> *Stare*
<Us> *Stare*
<MM> Um..... Er..... I..... just need to set the video player...... uh yeah...... the video player........ for my husband...... the video.

Poor woman was so shocked, she just ran out of the room. I would have been embarrassed, but I think she had enough for all of us XD

I never went back to his house again.
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Old 01-12-2005, 12:19 PM   #174 (permalink)
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My college dorm-roomate walked in on me and my girl once. That jerk told us he was going to be gone for a couple hours so we could do whatever we wanted. I guess it was our fault for telling him that nothing was going to happen...we changed our minds.
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Old 01-12-2005, 12:44 PM   #175 (permalink)
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My freshman of college towards the end of the second semester, a couple of friends of mine(one guy one girl) came up to see a Ben Fold's concert. The girl (we'll call her "V"), who i had an incredible crush on in high school, brought a friend along too. Well, after getting drunk at an after party, one thing led to another and me and V start going at it with my friend and her friend passed out on floor. Well, V is not quiet to say the least and my guy friend wakes up and starts listening. Well, my roommate picks that time to come home, and opens the door wide. Well, instead of doing the normal thing and stopping for a minute, I turn and look at him, and just pull the covers up a bit and just go about my business. The roommate was on the very conservative side, and I think that I damaged him for life, because he didn't say one word to me for the rest of the year.
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Old 01-12-2005, 04:16 PM   #176 (permalink)
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Background - my mom is a nightshift nurse, has been for 20+ years, so her sleep cycle is pretty much permenantly reversed. So she can't sleep the whole night through even if she tries, I guess her mind just won't let her after so long. In addition to that, my parents are your classic old skool southern conservative types, picture Hank and Peggy Hill from King of the Hill and that's them to a T.

Well, they were down for a weekend to visit me and the wife and their granddaughter. A Saturday night, they had gone to bed in the spare room, the baby was asleep, wife and I were in the mood so we turn on some soft music and start going at it. You can see where this is going.

So there I am on top of my wife banging away, she is trying her best not to scream, its very hard for her to be quiet. I'm whispering in her ear telling her how hot she is, how I've been wanting to fuck her all day, etc. I'm about to blow when the door swings open and there's my mom, and us completely out in the open on top of the covers, I had forgotten to lock the door in my haste to get some action.

Now to this day I have no idea why she came in, I guess she heard the music and saw the light on and had something to ask us. Like where do we keep the peanut butter, who knows. She kind of gasped, shut the door and walked out.

I know, its not like she can really say anything to us, I mean she walked in on me and my WIFE in OUR house when we thought they were asleep...but still, damn I was totally mortified. She never mentioned it, but when I got up she had cooked us a huge ass breakfast.

At least it wasn't my dad, he even talks like Hank Hill and I can just hear him, What the HELL, dammit boy!!!

The really funny thing is, all those times I brought my girlfriend over to "watch a movie" or "play Nintendo" during high school, parents were always home and I never got caught once till now...

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Old 01-12-2005, 04:31 PM   #177 (permalink)
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Yeh I got caught once by the pizza man. I guess we knew that he was coming, but he was earlier than they said (i know i know shocking hey). We decided to have a quicky and were all naked and that, then the door bell rung......looked up and there was the pizza man. very VERY embarressed I was...
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Old 01-13-2005, 11:17 AM   #178 (permalink)
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She never mentioned it, but when I got up she had cooked us a huge ass breakfast.
!!! Very nice!
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Old 01-13-2005, 12:19 PM   #179 (permalink)
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Ok this has happened to me twice. The fist time I was 18 and so was my girl friend at the time. We were in my car at a boat launch ramp hardy nobody visits . Just going away at it all of a sudden I see head light's low and behold it was the cops he gave us a lecture and sent us on our way but still scared us none the less. The second time it happend was my and ex wife before we were married were going at it in my room. Then all of the sudden like the gods above commanded her my mom walk in my room she got a good shot of both of us in the bare flesh. Then she runs down the hall screaming are you naked it emberresed both of us but we all had a good laugh about it.
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Old 01-13-2005, 12:48 PM   #180 (permalink)
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I was at a house party with a girl, i really did not want to go but she talked me into it cause she did not want to hang out with her boyfriend and his friends alone. So we walked up stairs to get a case of beer and we went to the garage and started talking and things led to others and eventually making out and then she went down on me. As i was finishing i heard footsteps and the door opened, she moved i shot on her shirt, zipped up and walked out. It ended up being her boyfriend who did not see us at the time due to being out the line of site but found the shirt the next day. I ended up taking a 4 hour walk home
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Old 01-13-2005, 08:41 PM   #181 (permalink)
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icksters - was that a typo or were you eleven years old when that happened?
hehe, yeah, Hard8s is right, my bf's brother was 11 we were seniors in HS
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Old 01-16-2005, 06:45 PM   #182 (permalink)
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I have had some near misses. In my younger days I was out parking out on the local lovers lane, but I wasn't too worried because there was another car behind us. My theory was if the cops showed up they would bust the car behind us first and we would have plenty of time to get dressed. Turns out the car behind us was a cop car.
I managed to be dressed and in the front seat before he got to the car, but were weren't fooling anybody.
Another time while I was living at home I had smuggled my girl Friend in when she woke up in the middle of the night and started screaming. Seems she had a nightmare, nothing like the one we would have had if my parents had decided to investigate all the noise.
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Old 01-17-2005, 03:53 PM   #183 (permalink)
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my boyfriend and i were sleeping over our friends house. and he knows everyone has sex in his house, his couch, his bed ect.. so it was morning, and whenever my boyfriend and i are together when we wake up, we usually have sex, he learned to have "sneaky sex" so he's lying on his side, and i'm lying kind of on my back, and at the angle we're at, it's fairly easy to get access. so its morning and thats what we're doing when my friend walks in, [it's his bed] and he greets us good morning, and he asks us if we want to hear some poetry.. so my boyfriend and i are like "umm sure" so here's my friend reading to us while my boyfriends still slowly sliding in and out of me. we had our shirts on, so it didn't look like we were doing anything. so he's done reading and he leaves.. i put on my clothes, and i think that we're finished, even though he didn't climax... so i need to use the bathroom, so i head towards the bathroom, and i use it and im just about to get out, when my boyfriend comes in [the lock on my friends bathroom door is broken] and he pulls down his boxers and says i need to finish what i started. so he gets me up on the sink, and he pulls my legs on his shoulders and starts banging me, we leave the bathroom together and pretend like nothing happened... later a couple days later he says "you bastards, you guys were fucking while i was in the room reading to you guys!" my boyfriend and i were cracking up. my friends pretty cool about stuff like this so he didn't really mind that much... this was at least a month ago. so my boyfriend and i slept over our friends house again 2 nights ago. and he was telling all of our friends about that incident, and he was saying "i was too lazy to wash my sheets, so i slept on TOP of the covers, or on the couch, until 2 weeks later my step mom offered to wash them for me, since she got tired of seeing me sleep awkwardly" it was pretty funny, but we felt sorry for him! so yeah we didn't get caught naked or anything but i figure i'd share my story.
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Old 01-17-2005, 03:57 PM   #184 (permalink)
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When my wife went out for her bachlorette party and came back, wow was she horney and drunk and LOUD!!! Her friends slept downstairs and I'm sure they heard us, it was a big turn on for me. But that was some great sex! That was the closest to getting caught that we have gotten.
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Old 01-18-2005, 07:55 PM   #185 (permalink)
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I think the third time my ex and I ever had sex was the best. We were both 17 and I had just gotten my license. I was going to take her out that day and she called me to come pick her up early since her parents had left she wanted out of the house. So I get there and she answers the door in a towel...

A handful of rounds later, we're laying on her bed naked, she's asleep on my chest, and I'm in post-multicoital bliss. All of a sudden I hear feet coming up the stairs and, knowing I don't have time to wake her up, get us dressed (she sleeps like a comatose patient), and come up with an alibi, I do the next best thing. I grab the blanket with my free hand and pull it over us.

Enter the dad. He looks from us, to the piles of clothing on the floor, to the used condoms, and right back to staring into my soul. Apparently the rapid-fire beating of my heart stirred some small bit of consciousness out of her at this moment and she reached out to hold me closer and say, "I love you," right before nodding right off again. He took a step back and said, "As long as you love her back...," and left.

So, aside from the virtual heart-attack, everything turned out pretty good. I even had a better relationship with her dad, though it was always kind of akward thinking that he knew we were having sex.
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Old 01-25-2005, 09:07 PM   #186 (permalink)
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i dont have any "being caught" stories, the closest ive been is having a cop come up to the car AFTER me and the gf were done, nothing to get caught about.. but these stories are great, making me "lol" pretty damn good. heh
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Old 01-26-2005, 08:31 AM   #187 (permalink)
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Enter the dad. He looks from us, to the piles of clothing on the floor, to the used condoms, and right back to staring into my soul. Apparently the rapid-fire beating of my heart stirred some small bit of consciousness out of her at this moment and she reached out to hold me closer and say, "I love you," right before nodding right off again. He took a step back and said, "As long as you love her back...," and left.
LOL that's quite the close call! Lucky you
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Old 01-26-2005, 08:54 AM   #188 (permalink)
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I went down on my girlfriend last night and mid session she was groaning and twitching and all that good stuff I hear a knock at the door and I jump up and answer it. It was her father (her house has a seperate basement so she rents it out from them) she pulls up the pants and comes to the door.

"Hi Chris, hows it going?" he asks... i'm so fucking red in the face that I think I'm going to burst out laughing

"Oh you know sir, we were kind of having and arguement about me missing my afternoon classes today" I give him a sigh and a "What can you do?" shrug and the worried/pissed off expression leaves his face. He sighs and pats my shoulder and gives me a wink to tell me that I should get used to it "Woman are like that..." he says with a laugh and walks back to his door muttering something about being out of milk.

... it was pretty funny
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Old 01-28-2005, 12:16 PM   #189 (permalink)
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dropping gf off at home, we decided to get in back and crash on a bit. Clothes became optional and the windows steamed up. I don't know how long we were at it but there was suddenly a knock on the back window and the g/f's father said "I think you guys have been out here long enough" Talk about heart failure... she was out of there so fast we nearly got whip lash
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Old 01-28-2005, 12:40 PM   #190 (permalink)
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My girlfriend and I have gotten caught more than once by the cops... this is probably the most interesting.

In our city, we have a park that is right next to a Great Lake. We parked there, and got busy thinking that no one was around (and there wasn't and usually isn't at that time of day). We were in her Chevette too, which makes this even more hilarious now that I think about it!

She's doggie style between the front seats and I'm just going away at her, when she thinks she sees a car behind us. I looked back and sure enough there was a car, but I thought it just went right by.

A few seconds later I looked back, and sure enough, on top of the car I see a rack of lights. She yells "It's a cop!" and it half a second flat I try and scurry in the front seat while yanking my pants up as best I could. GF did the same in the back, then front seat and by the time the cop arrived at the driver side door, we were dressed.

I swear to God the cop waited until we were decent before approaching the vehicle.. and when she asked us what were doing, we just announced that we were necking and that was it. The cop gave me a look, then her a look, and then gave us a warning and told us to get out of the park (since it had closed about half an hour previous).

Oh wow. One of the most intense sexual experiences of my life!
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Old 01-29-2005, 01:53 PM   #191 (permalink)
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Old 02-02-2005, 10:58 PM   #192 (permalink)
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i was with my girlfriend of 5 years (she 16 at the time, i was 17) on her living room couch, watching 90210. well, it was on the tv, but we werent really watching. we were spooning facing the tv under a VERY small blanket. after some touchy feely, we pulled both of our pants down just enough to allow for action, and i threw my purple headed yogurt slinger in her. i was fucking the snot out of her when we heard the stairs creak and her mother appeared at the entrance of the living room and asked if we wanted popcorn or chips. my cock was still stuffed in her daughter and neither of us could move as our pants were at our knees. i think i moaned out popcorn...which sucked because they were out of microwave corn and so she had to do it on the stovetop the old fashioned way...and the kitchen adjoins the living room directly. THAT SUCKED!!!!
That's hilarious!!! OMG! Gotta love it!
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Old 02-03-2005, 12:07 AM   #193 (permalink)
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If you do it hard and fast in a car, would you get a speeding ticket??

Even though I'm usually not one to talk about my sex life with general friends and aquaintences, I've read some very funny posts and also can relate to a few stories on here. So I will share mine...

I was staying at my best friends house and she left with her mom and a couple other members of her family and the guy I had met a few weeks before decided to take advantage of the time we had alone. I was all for it, thinking that they would be a while...

On the sofa-bed, completely naked, enjoying the moment - in walks my best friend's mom (First) and then my best friend! Mom got a good look I'm sure...I jump off and immediately cover, totally embarrassed and worried that they would be angry. I can still hear the laughter to this day...

Another time, my best friend and her hubby, along with two guy friends of ours, decided to go to Mexico to drink and say farewell to one of the guys we were with. Well, being under 21 at the time, we went down there and I got hammered beyond belief. Apparently, as we were leaving, I tried to lay down in the middle of the street, then said "Yooou Esss Thitizen" (U.S. Citizen) at the border station...

During our trip home, my best friend drove with the guy who we were saying farewell to in a separate vehicle, her hubby drove us in the car. Alone, drunk in a backseat with Metallica blaring seems to lead to people with serious beer-goggles to do naughty, naughty things.

Sometime during this, in my drunken *busy* stupor, I hear our driver say "ah, sh*t, cops, guys, COP". I push the guy off of me, and am trying - with little grace - to pull up my pants...only to grab the guys leather jacket and pull it over me - just in time.

As the cop is talking to my best friends husband, he proceeds to say "Well, as I came up and pulled you over, imagine my surprise when I see Home Boy's butt going up and down in the back seat."

After the cop left, our driver was complaining about the stereo and I asked what was up. He told me that while we were getting busy, the stereo went out and that it was our fault - we must have pulled a wire or something. It turned out we blew a fuse...however, I don't remember if the sex was any good...in fact, I don't remember much of that entire night...but, I'll never forget that cop or what he had to say...
I sobered up as much as I could, blushed the rest of the way home, and haven't lived this down, as of yet...considering the cop said it loud enough so that my best friend and her passenger heard every word the cop said. She loves telling this story...
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Old 02-03-2005, 12:23 AM   #194 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2005, 04:03 AM   #195 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2005, 05:55 AM   #196 (permalink)
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His dick was about 2 inches from insertion. ON MY BED. So, I did what any good friend would do. I sat down at my desk, turned around in the chair and put my feet up on the bed and started chatting with them. She quickly pulled the covers over her. He didn't really care. He and I thought it was funny as hell.
Rock on! That is hilarous. Nothing like having a little "getting to know you" time!! lol!!
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Old 02-03-2005, 08:51 AM   #197 (permalink)
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cops,they always know how to ruin a good time.

where my guy and i are from, there are these gorgeous cliffs and beaches where you can picnic and watch the sunset. so we enjoy this great picnic and sunset and we're walking back to the trail up to where we parked the car, and we start to feel a little frisky. at the base of the trail there is a jungle gym and a small building for play equipment. we couldnt take it anymore so we wandered to the otherside of the building so no one could see us from the trail. not two seconds after we have our pants down, three flash lights shine on us. embarrassed, we quickly scramble to pull our pants up. the cops lecture us for about 20 mins, checking our ages and ids. turns out they were searching for a transient child molester who had disappeared into the surrounding area. of all the freakin luck. by the end of the ordeal we were all laughing it off but damn, cops know how to ruin the mood.
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Old 02-03-2005, 05:52 PM   #198 (permalink)
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Pomona...California? I'm quite familiar with California...born and raised.
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This past NYE actually me and my girlfriend are over her aunt's house with all of her family and we told her parents prior that we were going to leave evnetually to go watch the star wars trilogy (which was the actual plan, btw) and so we leave at about 10 to go watch the movies and on the way home we stop at the 7/11 and as we're walking out my girlfriend points out that now that we're driving away its 'too bad we didnt think about having the house to ourselves while in 7/11" to which i show her the condoms i brought along "just in case" and she smiles at me knowing full well i can predict when she's going to want it usually a day or so in advance. so we get back to her place and we start going at it, i go down on her and she goes down on me in her parents living room in the middle of the floor and afterwards we start going at it for real. we knew it 'had to be quick' just in case someone came home but some nights i just can't go quick so after a moderately long session i get off and start to get dressed when we hear the back door open so we run up the steps and i cleverly grab the blanket and the condom rapper off the middle of the floor and follow her up the steps. she goes to her room i go to the bathroom to take care of the condom and she yells to me in the bathroom (to cover our tracks) "Did you find it?" and then she makes he way downstairs to talk to her dad (who had come home) to find out why he was there and turns out he had to work the early shift nyd (he's a cop). so I take care of business with the condom and what not and we end up getting tea out of her room to make to also cover our tracks on the whole 'did you find it?' comment.

He never said anything to us but there's no way he didn't hear us running up the steps. their back door is about 20 feet from the steps and its an older house (read noisy).

they expect us to end up marrying (they're an 'old-school' small town family who everyone has married their hs sweetheart and we were hs sweethearts) so i don't think they care too much, but that was the rush of the life time, i think it took all of episode 3 for my heart to slow down.
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Old 02-07-2005, 10:53 AM   #200 (permalink)
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Couple of times me with my girlfriend had been caught by her parents.
I think that this thing is common occurrence.
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