Getting Caught
 

DonkeyPuncher's sex in public thread inspired by another thread inspired this one.

Have you ever been caught in the act of scrumping?

I've never been walked in on, but once (while i still lived at home with my parents) I was modeling some new boxers I got for christmas (they were silk with gold dollar bill signs on them). It got my woman so turned on that she pushed me down on the couch and started to slob on the knob. So I'm sitting there with nothing on but my boxers and she is fully clothed going to town. Then all of a sudden I hear someone coming down the stairs and my girlfriend (the one that was fully clothed) got up and ran to the bathroom, so I was stuck there with nothing on but boxers. I couldn't stand up cause I had a stiffy, I couldn't sit down because of the same problem, so I just threw a pillow over it. My sister comes down and looks at me, looks at the ground, and then says "what are you doing?" I said nothing and she grabbed a movie and left. After she left I look at the ground and saw a box of tissues sitting there. Immediatly the thought of my sister thinking I was wanking it came to mind. Very very embarrasing.

Ok, this one will be shorter. Once on a fine afternoon I was having at it with the woman, and she was moaning and screaming in pleasure (or at least she fakes real good). After finishing up, we went to go get some food real quick. When I walked out of my house, my neighbor (that I have never spoken too before) looked at me, smiled, winked, and gave me a thumbs up. I looked up at my bedroom window and the blinds were closed but the window was wide open.

edit: I live in a townhouse so everyone's house is real close to the other. And also the neighbor was working on a garden.
Next.

The walls in my duplex are so thin that some nights I think it is a competition between my wife and I, and the couple next-store....

However, this isn't getting caught.. I just thought I would share.

HAHAHAH yeah, I guess mine aren't really getting caught either. Oh well.

i was banging a long time fuck buddy of mine on a sleeping bag on the floor of a friends garage. we were trying to get in a quickie, but we forgot that the beer was in the garage fridge. about 3 minutes in, i have her in the buck and i am stroking away when two of my buddies walk out...step over us, not breaking thier conversation...grab beers from the fridge, continuing conversation...step back over, "what's up guys" at me and friend...go back inside. funny as shit...gotta love your friends.

first time I ever got caught...

18, still living at home, first girlfriend. We're in my bedroom and my back is to the door, which is closed. She's on her knees in front of me, sucking away when my dad walks in.

That's the quickest 180 I ever saw him make and he always knocked first after that.

haha.. a couple of great stories!

I wasn't caught in the act but... I was caught.
I spent the night at my girlfriend's parent's house. Her parents had gone to their cabin in the woods and weren't expected back until mid afternoon. Around 9 am they pulled in the driveway. Considering it takes over an hour for the drive they had gotten up pretty early in the morning! I discreetly peeked out the window and saw my girlfriend's father putting his hand on the hood of my car. Busted!

^^^no shit!!!! the hood of the car gives it away every time!

Same girlfriend, still 18, I think. She's living in a "village" just off campus - not quite dorms, more like apartments, and sharing it with this cute little naive thing named Andi. So, Andi's gone doing something, we're horny and I'm lying on the floor, my head about 5 feet from the front door... she's sitting on my face. And we hear a key in the lock. She leaps for the couch, I sit up and lean against the couch as fast as possible and I'm wiping my face juuuuuust as we both say "hi Andi" and pretend nothing's going on...

i was with my girlfriend of 5 years (she 16 at the time, i was 17) on her living room couch, watching 90210. well, it was on the tv, but we werent really watching. we were spooning facing the tv under a VERY small blanket. after some touchy feely, we pulled both of our pants down just enough to allow for action, and i threw my purple headed yogurt slinger in her. i was fucking the snot out of her when we heard the stairs creak and her mother appeared at the entrance of the living room and asked if we wanted popcorn or chips. my cock was still stuffed in her daughter and neither of us could move as our pants were at our knees. i think i moaned out popcorn...which sucked because they were out of microwave corn and so she had to do it on the stovetop the old fashioned way...and the kitchen adjoins the living room directly. THAT SUCKED!!!!

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Too much information, edited.

Alphamale, that is freaking hilarious. I cant say Ive done that, but the current gf's mom seems to like me, and talks to me alot... and all I can ever think about when shes doing it is my going down on her daughter.

Is she cute?

shit, was that my outside voice?

Oh Lordy, another chap with a yummy mummy fixation...

Damn.

I just have to.

Full MUST.

Yeah, well i just got walked in on not an hour ago. By my brother. That was interesting.

Yes, numerous times. By my sister and mum. They've learnt to knock on the door and say what they have to say without coming in unless I say they can =P

never got caught, but in the dorms i've gotten interesting looks from the guy that lives next door after our all-night-long sexathons as I limped down the hall to the water fountain.

I usually lock my room door. But i didnt the day i got caught because no one was home, and i knew they wouldnt be for a few hours. Well me and my gf were getting it on, both but naked on my bed and all the sudden i hear my door knob start to turn.. We both roled off the bed with the covers over my gf. My ass was halfway under the bed by the time my grandma walked in..
The funny thing was, she had to start talking about shit.. A few mins later she left..
I bet she was wondering why i was partially under the bed while she was talking.. The whole time i was stareing at the floor :/
She had no idea my gf was even in the house.

Thankgod she is hard of hearing.. :)

Caught by the police. Embarrassing, yes, but they just made us leave.

....can't say I was ever caught, but....the thrill of doing it in the open (ie; daylight, reststop on the interstate) seems to really heighten the experience..

Old girlfriend - many years ago. At my apartment, we had been drinking along with my roommate and a girl he was dating. Eventually my girl and I ended up in my bed. We had just begun to do anal for the first time when my roommate bursts into the room (we shared the same bedroom) looking for a condom. He was getting it on in the living room on the couch. Bad timing. I ended up laughing so hard I lost my erection. Never did get back to anal with her.
Same girl - she was quite a screamer. At her townhouse on a Sat. afternoon. She was screaming out at the top of her lungs, just as she finished someone lit a whole string of firecrackers under her open bedroom window. I nearly crapped.

Got a story very similar to bigoldalphamale's. Was in college in my dorm room which I shared with a roommate. My room was the front room, his was the back. Was in the midst of the act when my roommate and a buddy of ours wander in, give us the "Hey, what up?" and contiunes into the back room. The girl was a little spooked, but she was a sport and quickly got her mind back on what we were doing...

One time I remember my lady and I were parking near the fence of the airport off of a secluded road. We were watching the planes coming in when one thing led to another and we were playing hide the submarine. We were pretty into it and didn't notice a car pull up beside us. Next thing I know there was a flashlight beaming into the car. we both look up and see two police officers staring at us. There is a few minutes of tension as our eyes are locked on the officers when all of a sudden one smiles the other waves and they get back in their car and drive off!!

We were both 19 or 20, I don't remember. We were going at it on her mothers bed and her brother walked in. Only, neither of us saw, heard, or even knew he was there till we got finished. Walked out into the living room, and there he was.

...yeah...

Her dad came home EARLY! She was 16 and I was 17.

He was standing in the door when we discovered him.

(Remember that this was in about 1969).

Let your imagination run free on this one, you can't even come close to the bleak, harsh reality.

I think that was the day my hair started turning white.

Ooh. Dude. Her father? Ouch.

uh, hi dad.

Some parents are pretty cool on this issue. I remember a friend of mine from high school had an incredibly hot sister and her boyfriends stayed the night all the time.

The maid came in on us on our honeymoon and caught my wife riding topside.

When I first got with my girlfriend, she was still living with her parents. I'd gone up to see her just after christmas, and we were taking the decorations down in her room. We got a little bored, and did what came naturally...ish. I tied her to the bed with tinsel, and hung christmas lights round her tits. We were banging away when her mother came in. She looked at us, said "Your mothers on the phone...... and get out of my daughter!" and walked away.
My girlfriend left home not long after that :D

Another time I was shagging my married downstairs neighbour when her husband came home early. I had to dive onto the fire escape butt naked, whilst she stuffed my clothes under the bed and told her husband she'd been masturbating. Unfortunately that got him horny, and they started humping, leaving me trapped on the fire escape whilst the neighbours in the building next door pointed out of their window and laughed. Bastards!!

Oh god, my fiancee and I rented a hotel room one night, well, we woke up the next morning and we were feeling kinda ready for another round and started goin at it. *knock knock* "House keeping"
"Umm....uggh, we're busy"
*knock knock* house keeping *the sound of the door opening then getting caught on one of the other locks*
*louder*"We're busy"
Ya, that was fun...damn cleaner ruined our moment.

This is my...uh...boyf...um...husband.


Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahah!

Are you an Englishman?
Having at it?

Love it:)

Well, me and my gf were almost busted by her little sister walking in. Well the sister is like 14. I mean I was lying on top of her and we were rather suspicious looking. Thank god for the blanket, the last thing I need is for us to be caught with no clothes on doing some heavy petting. But yeah, she just dropped it and left. I can only hope that she can't put 2 and 2 together...

I'd be surprised if she didn't Radio Monk, my sister was 13, she walked in, went "SORRY," 180'd and shut the door... gotta be thankful for the blankets :p

Haha, that's hilarious.

I haven't been "caught", as such, but I'm certain people have overheard. And wow, hearing someone call out "Hello?" when they arrive home when you're going at it with the nearby bedroom door wide open is perhaps the most panic-invoking thing imaginable.

Eep! Yeah, been there, too. It was her mom. I don't know how she managed to get into the house without us noticing she'd pulled up.

heck no :>

her little sister is very sneaky

Hilarious stories. I've been caught by a fraternity brother before. He walked in HIS room at 1am after being at the bar and discovered me buried in between the legs of a neighbor sorority girl. She was upset but I finished the procedure.
another time, during the summer I was 17 I was having this lurid affair with a 16 year old hottie. We were both seeing other people. On a wednesday afternoon I drove to the home in our rural county and picked her up for a sexual rendezvous. Unexpectedly, her dad came around the corner about a half mile away and saw me leaving her house. He was a renouned prick and was known to be abusive heavy drinker. It was a good thing that I had a head start because I was driving my dad's diesel volkswagon rabbit. we outran him just because I got lucky. We screwed for an hour in an apple orchard. I dropped her off when I knew her dad's luch hour was well past.
I thought it was all forgotten until 3 days later. I was playing tennis with another girl on the public courts (It was a good summer) when a truck pulled up, and her dad walked across the court, stuck his finger in my chest and said" if you want to see my daughter you come ask my permission"
More to follow gotta go.