Got busted having sex in a car at the end of a little cul-de-sac by a bunch of little kids and their mother. I jumped in the front seat as fast as I could and hightailed it out of there! The bad part was we were ina two seater so it was a real struggle to get out of the back seat and into the front, body parts flying everywhere!
I also had my girlfriend over at my house doing naughty things and my dad knocked on my door, not knowing she was there. She had to go hide in the shower for about 5 minutes...was damn funny!
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