la petite moi

So, this morning, I went over to nwlinkvxd's house (aka- his parents' house). We, of course, did our thing- snuggled in a lovey manner. Then after all that, it was around 10:40 am, and so he went to take a shower, and I laid naked on his bed with his laptop on my stomach. I was not covered.

And guess what happened? Yep, you guessed it- his dad, who had said he MIGHT come home for LUNCH (remember: it was 10:45 or so) came home. And I didn't hear the door slam. And he walked into nwlinkvxd's room while I was laying there naked and nxlinkvxd was in the shower.

Strangely, although he was pissed, he semi-forgave us after nwlinkvxd and I talked to him (I was still shaking with embarrassment). He gave us both hugs after we said we were sorry and he said he didn't approve but understood the situation (nwlinkvxd and I only see each other every other weekend- we've been doing the long-distance thing for almost 17 months now). Then, he took us out to lunch! His dad was way cool and said he wouldn't tell nwlinkvxd's mother, who is a hardcore Christian (and who does NOT approve of our sexual relationship WHATSOEVER and who would probably murder us before forgiving us for being in "her" house having sex/snuggling/being naked). Also, his dad still looked me in the eye and asked me about work and stuff. So he put me at ease in that way, and thus was really really cool. Nwlinkvxd and I came to the conclusion that most of his initial anger was because of his extreme embarassment from walking in on me naked while playing on a laptop (I was so shocked he was home that I just went: "Hi!" in a really friendly voice, even though I was paralysed with fear).

Anyway, has anything like this ever happened to you guys, and how did your parents deal with it? (PS: We are 18 (me) and 19 (him).)

angeltek

this was more during sex...

Me and my GF were going at it in my bedroom, when a knock came on the door and my mom said "Suppers ready!" It completely killed everything.

la petite moi

Well, at least she knocked, or made her presence known.

Neptune

I was sprung by my mum once.
I lived at home at the time, mum was having an afternoon nap in her room and my girlfriend had come to visit.
We were in my room right next to mum's, and decided to leave the door open so it wouldn't look suss if anyone walked past.
Of course we were going to be quiet, and of course I was going to be listening for any movement at all in the house so we could stop in time.
Well we were in the middle of one of those real slow, quiet, passionate moments, both of our pants around our thighs, me doing her from behind (spoons i think it is called).
Next thing I know, mum is at the door looking in saying Hi. Then she left.
To this day I do not know what she saw, or what she thought was going on, but it has NEVER been discussed.
My girlfriend and I hoped that mum was still sleepy from her sleep, and thought we were just having a cuddle (remember, our pants were only down as far as they needed to be).
Things were a little awkward for a while, but perhaps I imagined it. Mum and Dad never batted an eyelid about it, but I know they would not have approved.

Willravel

I've got one. I was dating a beautiful girl around the corner for a few months. The relationship was really great and we got along really well.
I had gone over to her house while her parents were at work. She and I were...getting along. We decided to get into the shower together. Well we were 'cleaning' each other when the door opened. I hit the floor, just as her mom started a conversation with ehr daughter. Now, I though it was really really strange that mom would just start a conversation with her daughter while she was showering, but I had other things to worry about. She started lathering up and tried to cover me with suds as her mom was doing something in the mirror. I was silent. Her mom left the bathroom and we heard the garage door open...then close. As soon as we heard her drive off, I got up and we had a good laugh. Then her mother walked through to door-again.
I tried to hit the floor again, but once was all God was gonna give me. She grabbed her daughter and took her out of the bathroom and I decided it was a good time to dry off and get my pants on. She had some choice words for the both of us. I actually heard some words from a language I'd never heard before. I talked calmly to her and tried to explain how sorry I was to have been caught by her and that we were under the impression that she would be at work until later. She knew we were involved seriously and us being together was not news to her. I told her that from that point on we'd be sure to hang out at my place and avoid such embarassing situations in the future. Just as I was leaving, her dad got home. He was not aware of my close relationship with his daughter. He asked what happened. Her mom looked at him and gave him a look. I thought he was going to go get a gun.
Aparently, he was fine with my dating his daughter. He also said, and I quote, "If you two want to fuck, it's fine with me. Just don't do it here." *whew*
We were 16 (me) and 17(her). This was a few years ago. Don't tell my wife.

MrFlux

Mum walked into my room while my gf was standing up naked. Ironically, she was getting up to put some clothes on. Mum just said "Oops, sorry, I'll leave you two to it," and walked out.

There have also been numerous narrow misses (my mum doesn't seem to have any concept of privacy) involving covering up with a blanket.

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la petite moi

Well, at least these experiences make me feel a little bit better about what happened.

Craven Morehead

just as we finished, her husband walked in..... kidding

Squishor

I moved out at 17 to live with my boyfriend...the house fell through and the two of us ended up moving back into my old room. Now, it was okay, obviously, that I was living with my boyfriend, and it was okay that we were having sex in the house...but it was definitely Not Okay that my mother opened my bedroom door one day when he was sitting on the dresser about a foot from the door with my face inches away from his erect penis. That never got talked about, and she made sure to knock after that!

SpikeQX99

Not a GF, but close, and change mom to dad....

And it's right on the head! Wow, I thought I was the only one... Heh...

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SecretMethod70

You know, I imagine my mom (or dad really) would have a similar reaction if that happened. I guarantee that my mom (but not my dad) would want to "discuss" it sometime later, but at the immediate moment I can just picture a very similar thing.

Thankfully, nothing even remotely close to this has happened that I know of. If either of my parents have ever seen or heard anything, I don't know about it - and that includes the other common "horror story" about getting caught masturbating.

I really hope it stays that way, because I'd like to keep it that my parents have not seen me naked in a looooooong time and ono naked ever. I think that's a good arrangement

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Flyguy

Never happened to me, thank god. Once upon a time, this girl I was dating, we went on a double date with her girlfriend and her date to some cheezy Tom Seleck flick. We ended up ditching the movie and went to her house (aka her mother's house) and we all got a little freaky. (No not like THAT) After a while, her mother and her boyfriend came home from their date and they started looking around like there had been an orgy going on in her house. After a little bit of shock wore off their faces, her mother's boyfriend (I didn't know he was joking at the time) he started shouting, "WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN?" I was 16 years old at the time, and I swear for a second I thought I was going to piss my pants!

trache

Heh, this happened awhile back.

GF and I were at my place, and as freaked out as she is at my house, we were attempting to go at it. My father wasn't going to be home for a long while, so we figured why not?

She carries a pocket rocket with her just in case the situation should arise, and the time arose. She whips it out (as do I) and she starts to go at it, with me watching intently.

For those of you who don't know, the device is actually pretty noisy when not under the covers, so when my dad knocked on my door (to presumably see what the hell the noise was), in the space of .5 seconds flat, my girlfriend turned it off, closed her legs and got under the covers -- all the while starting to get emotional because she thought my dad saw her.

You know... to this day, he hasn't said anything about it. Nothing. Usually he brings things like this up a week, maybe a month later... but it's been a year. I don't know how much he saw, or didn't see; I don't care much about it anymore but to my girlfriend, the sky has to fall for us to get busy at my house.

Of course that doesn't matter much because carsex is just SO much hotter.

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Chuckles

Multiple times, but never any been caught yet I believe :P
Lots of the time i'll be downstairs with the gf and the brother will knock on the door and ask to come in to get something or to tell me something and i'll just pretty much tell him to fuck off lol, pretty weird. Happened with the mother once too, but i didn't tell her to fuck off, I said we were talking about something private

Ofirethorn

we had just finished and were cuddling after f'ing in my car, and the Cops came up to the Car with guns drawn. good thing we were done!

livingfossil

heh. Once, I was with my wife (then my gf) in her family's living-room, doing business. It's around 1:30 am, and, likely, everyone in the house is asleep. Anyway, there's a knock on the wall, and her brother goes: 'Liss?' We proceed to go limp and play like sleeping. Not very convincing in the particular position we are in. Oh well. So he comes in and looks through the movies on the console for like 3 minutes before choosing one and leaving. Buzzkill!

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livingfossil

ooo! This happened to me once, except it wasn't cops. It was some prick-asses in a suburban who started pounding on the windows. Never knew I could jump into the frontseat and haul-ass away so quickly. I pulled a farking muscle in the process, as well.

Carsex sucks.

Also, one time we were in a city park after nightfall, and a dogwalker caught us and shined a light on us. Damn, it's not like you've never seen sex before mr. dogwalker. Put the maglight away.

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Nancy

sure has - allthough it wasn't my nor Loverboy's parents. It was my former broher-in-law. I was butt-naked the first time I saw him - he walked in on me as I was about to get up and get dressed

Fortunately he was very cool/sweet so this incident didn't prevent us from becoming good friends

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CityOfAngels

My girl (at the time) and I were gettin' it on in my bedroom (my dad and I share a bedroom; my area is the walk-in closet and his is the actual bedroom), and my dad came home from work 5 hours early. We locked the door to the room, and he knew we were busy, but like an asshole he starts POUNDING on the door screaming, "OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW! WHEN I NEED TO USE MY BEDROOM THIS FUCKING DOOR BETTER NOT BE LOCKED GODDAMMIT!" I yelled back, "Hold up a sec. We're getting dressed." And he pounded even harder, "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW!" After a few minutes of him pounding on the door (I'm not gonna let him in w/ my girlfriend completely naked), we finally let the impatient fucker in. Not only could he not give us some time together after showing up unexpectedly, but he didn't even want to give us enough time to get dressed. I was 19 at the time; she was 18.

ultra_agent9

I got a gem. This was way back just after I finished high school and was still dating my gf who was a couple of years younger and I think was in her senior year at that time. It's irrelevant now, but I use to stay at her house sometimes and when I did, I slept in the lounge room as obviously, her mother (the only parent) did not permit us to sleep together. Anyway, she usually hung with me (the gf, not the mother) watching tv, talking and snuggling until after midnight when everyone had already turned in (her mum and older brother). If we got the chance we used to have sex on the bedding that she had made for me, usually we were uninterrupted and so we would often fool around before she went back to her room, which she shared with her mum at the time. She couldn't stay too long, as obviously, her mum would notice and would come out to get her.

Anyway, one night we decided to get it on, and for some reason we ended up in the 69 position- not the kind of position you do when you're on a clock and in a place where you could be discovered at anytime. So yes, that was the position her mum found us in when she suddenly walked into the lounge room to call her daughter to bed. The most shocking thing for her was probably the view she got- I was lying down with my head toward her mother holding that peach of an ass over my mouth while I was giving her a good tounging. My gf was facing the tv, her head bobbing up and down on my very erect cock. Of course we hadn't heard a thing, probably because her legs were on either side of my head blocking my hearing and the only sounds I could hear was the slurping sounds of my tounge probing the folds of her sweet spot.

The mother cried out her name, "Mary Ann!!" Needless to say, it was a very awkward position (pun intended). I wasn't allowed to stay overnight there again and it took a couple of months before I could show my face around there again.

I'll never forget her though, she was a Filipina and very very sexy.
Being from the Philippines meant that her mum was very Catholic in her ways, and most probably after that night, all the good and pure thoughts she had of her daughter went straight out the window.

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ShaniFaye

When first hubby and I got married....we lived with his mom the 1st year we were married.

Our bedrom was a converted garage that had french doors coming off the dining room...nice and private with the doors shut...problem was you really only had to touch the door and it would open all the way...The day after we got back from our honeymoon we were in the bedroom...his face down between my legs...his mom goes to knock on the door to bring our laundry and the door opens all the way when she knocks.

She QUICKLY grabbed it and shut it and the next thing we hear is "Im going to home depot...I'll be back" I was mortified ahahahaha

she comes back with these slide locks that go from the top of the door into the door jam so that we could slide those into place whenever we were ummm "busy"

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The Phenomenon

Uhm, yes.

We were both 16 and going at it cowgirl on her bed, her mom was home but we were horny. And stupid :P

HEr mom walks in, screams, runs out and slams the door. We get dressed and sit around the room. An hour later her mom calls us for dinner. Not a word ahs been said since, other than once a week later her mom said that she didn't want "sperms" (her words) on her (my GF's) clothes.

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absorbentishe

My kids have walked in on us a couple of time, does that count?

Other than that, never caught in or near the act. But, I was walked in on when I was 16 while taking care of it myself. I think my mom was more embarrassed than me though.

Carno

Once we were was walked in on by my girl's little brother. We were on the couch and she was on top facing the door, going at it pretty good when all of the sudden my gf yells out, "TOMMY!"

My name isn't Tommy, so needless to say I was kinda confused.. Then I heard her little brother slam the door shut. I thought I was going to go limp inside my girl, but she got off first

xxSquirtxx

Ug! Two of my worst fears right now...our kids catching us (ewww), and walking in on one of my boys. The oldest is 13. *sigh*

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rufgti

heh, yeah, Ive been walked in on during and after sex. It is embarrassing.

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Fresno_aztec

The only time that I have been caught with a gf was one of the first girls that I had slept with. We were both over 18 and I had my own place but she was not allowed to stay there overnight because she still lived with mom and dad.

One night I was over there and we were just screwing around and i was laying on the couch as she was giving me head. I was so relaxed that i didnt hear her mom walk through the door to the living room and as my head was leaned back and eyes closed. When I opened them all i saw was her mom walking by. Now i never knew if she saw her sweet asses daughter on her knees giving me a blowjob or not but she didnt say a word to me or her for that matter.

The parents were on the older side so the one time that we did get caught by her dad, again we were in the front room and we were in a really comprimising position with me behind her in the middle of the room, no way to even hide us having sex. At that point I was kinda a punk kid and didnt care, I wanted to just tell him to back off or id push him down and break his hip or some shish! But it was never talked about or mentioned to me, dunno if it was to her.

combatmedicjen

About a year ago, not too long after xepherys and I started dating, he was still living with his mom to help her pay bills and whatnot. We were gettin' hot and heavy in his room one night and we ended up screwing against the wall next to the door. It happens.

So there I was, pinned between the drywall and his penis, when my now mother-in-law knocks on the door and asks if she can come in. Poor xeph gets this horrified look on his face and yells "No!!" in this obviously panicked, yet trying-to-be-calm voice... she caught on damn quick and was back downstairs before I could even dismount.

I'm sure all three of us are very glad that she always knocks before entering... the poor woman would undoubtedly be scarred for life if it weren't for that courtesy.

cjayemail

my girlfriends mom always lets us no when the dad wont be coming home for a while when hes home no way im gonna try anything

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HockeyGuy

Not sex related but i did have a girl stay over after a night out and she happened to stay in my bed that night. the next morning she was grabbing her clothes (straight on the way out the door as she was running late) and i got to introduce her to my aunt and uncle (whom i live with) oh the fun!

Homey_V

Nothing quite so bad, but once my Girlfriends roommate walked in on us snuggling right after we had finished... Luckily we were mostly dressed so nothing bad happened, but Im waiting for someone to just walk in on us... I have bad luck that way.

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Xenomorph

My brother brushed by my girlfriend in the hallway while she was walking to the bathroom to clean some stray semen out of her hair. It was dark and there wasn't too much mayo to wipe up so we don't think he saw any of it but I saw it happen and thought it was pretty damn funny.

I'm glad I moved out.

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bermuDa

lots of close calls, but never been walked in on... nosy fuckin family!

damn, ended a single sentence with two prepositions... take that high school english teachers!!!

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Guy Spenzz

I think my entire residence has seen me mounting my girlfriend, or at least seen me in a comprimising situation.
My bathroom has a door into my room and I have a mirror in my room that looks strait at it. To keep suspisions down I had my door open and at the time my girlfriend was on the counter in the bathroom with me lovingly placed between her legs. It had been about 15 minutes since my brother last saw or heard anything of me or my girl so im sure he was wondering what we were doing. It just so happens my brother was walking by in the hall, I glanced at the mirror and saw strait at him I stopped and wondered what he exactly saw, but whatever it was, was too much. The next day my girlfriend rearranged my room.
On my one year aniversarry with my girlfriend we went out to the movies and came home to my house at around midnight, everyone else was asleep so we got a bit carried away. I guess the noises woke up my dad because, for one, my matress was a full 2 feet off the bed so it wouldnt suprise me and, my dad walked in my room, its about 2 am and we just finished but I was messing around with my face in her cradle of life and we hear the door open so we both curl up our best to not show any embarrasing skin. my dad said in a very angry voice "its time for April to go home" and shut the door. I started laughing and my girlfriend started getting worried, I told her it was funny and to calm down but she was afraid I would get in trouble. I was seriously more afraid when I broke her dads umbrella one time. We got dressed and said our goodbys and I went back to my room and arranged things so it looked like I just came home and went strait to sleep. My dad was already back to sleep by the time we were dressed and he has never mentioned this occurance so Im gonna hope he thinks it was just a dream.
Ive never been caught by anyone else but my girlfriends grandparents have come close and there have been WAY to many close calls with my dad but I guess im lucky to have blankets around all the time.

karoshi

Haha,

This has nothing to do with being caught. I was with my boyfriend and we had gone to go see some of his boys down at the shop. We all ended up smoking three big fat joints and I was the highest I've ever been in my life. Needless to say, we were driving home in the rain and he started rubbing my leg and touching me. It got a little hot and heavy, but we managed to make it home and I got a piece of gum out of my bag.
We start out and going at it, then I go on to give him a blowjob. We have some awesome sex and finish with me on top, then I get off the bed and he goes to get up and he's like, wtf? My ass?
Of course I forgot about the gum which fell out of my mouth and ended up stuck you know where... I had to cut it out with scissors. Although I was mortified, we ended up laughing about it in the end.

He called me Gumby for awhile, but that ws the worst of it.

enderfax

That's nuts man. Haha. Never had anything to do with the parents are anything close to as emberassing as that must have been, but one time at a party this lady and I were in the bathroom upstairs having a little fun when one of my friends dropped in. It was no big deal, we were all pretty relaxed (read: drunk) so he just closed the door and we got on with business. Well, he couldnt hold his tongue, and within about 5-10 minutes the door propped open and I saw my friend George sticking the video camera through. I couldn't help but laugh and the girl had no idea what I was cracking up about. She couldn't see the door because her back was turned. I more then likely would have been really emberassed if I wasn't awfully tanked, but things being as they were, I could of cared less. :P

0rion

A long time ago when my girlfriend (still with her for almost 4 years) and I were only 6 months into our relationship, we were at her house late. Her parents had gone to bed and we were on the couch in the living room watching TV. Needless to say, we started messing around and ended up with her pants around her knees kneeling on the floor giving me head (hallelujah, it was good). Unfortunately her mom woke up and came to the kitchen for something and TOTALLY caught us, but tried to cough at first to make it known she was coming.

Of course all we could do was laugh nervously after her mother left. Apparently her father was very mad and wanted to talk to us both immediately but the mom talked him out of it.


WORST PART:

We were about to go on a 4 day camping trip, just the two parents, girlfriend, and me with them covering expenses. Talk about awkwardness, man...

CityOfAngels

I got two more stories for ya:

1) My ex and were at her house, and her dad had just left to go pick up her mom from work. She said, "How 'bout a quickie?" and I was more than happy to oblige. We got on her bed, which was right next to an open (yet shaded) window, and proceeded to get it on. Her bed was the squeakiest bed I've ever been on, so we were making a LOT of noise. She was screaming and moaning; saying stuff like, "Don't you know what a quickie is!? Hurry up and cum! Oh yes! Dammit hurry up!" After we finished, we both got dressed and left the house to go out for some eats. Upon leaving the house, her neighbors, who consisted of a large hispanic family, were all outside STARING at us. This girl who had a crush on me looked at me all sad, while everyone else was smiling; you could tell they were trying hard not to laugh. VERY awkward moment.

2) (This is a story told to me; I was not a part of this experience) My friend, a beautiful Philipina, had invited two of her ex-boyfriends over to her house. They were in her room, and she proceeded to give them both head. Her little brother came waltzing in to tell her that their mom had just pulled up, but he was faced with a big surprise instead. He ran downstairs, grabbed his mom, and pulled her back up to my friend's room, "Mommy! Mommy! Look at *My friend*!!" (Name edited for privacy). My friend is in there all alone. Her brother grabs her mom's hand and pulls her to the closet. The mom opens it and finds one of the guys curled up in a ball, obviously hiding. The little bugger then pulls her to the bed, they lift the mattress, and sure enough there's the other guy hiding underneath the bed.

CityOfAngels

I think I'd want to be good friends with you two.

Nancy

hahahah well.. I guess that can be arranged

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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.