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CityOfAngels · 10-06-2004, 03:05 AM

I got two more stories for ya:

1) My ex and were at her house, and her dad had just left to go pick up her mom from work. She said, "How 'bout a quickie?" and I was more than happy to oblige.

We got on her bed, which was right next to an open (yet shaded) window, and proceeded to get it on. Her bed was the squeakiest bed I've ever been on, so we were making a LOT of noise. She was screaming and moaning; saying stuff like, "Don't you know what a quickie is!? Hurry up and cum! Oh yes! Dammit hurry up!" After we finished, we both got dressed and left the house to go out for some eats. Upon leaving the house, her neighbors, who consisted of a large hispanic family, were all outside STARING at us. This girl who had a crush on me looked at me all sad, while everyone else was smiling; you could tell they were trying hard not to laugh. VERY awkward moment.

2) (This is a story told to me; I was not a part of this experience) My friend, a beautiful Philipina, had invited two of her ex-boyfriends over to her house. They were in her room, and she proceeded to give them both head. Her little brother came waltzing in to tell her that their mom had just pulled up, but he was faced with a big surprise instead.

He ran downstairs, grabbed his mom, and pulled her back up to my friend's room, "Mommy! Mommy! Look at *My friend*!!" (Name edited for privacy). My friend is in there all alone. Her brother grabs her mom's hand and pulls her to the closet. The mom opens it and finds one of the guys curled up in a ball, obviously hiding. The little bugger then pulls her to the bed, they lift the mattress, and sure enough there's the other guy hiding underneath the bed.

10-06-2004, 03:05 AM	#38 (permalink)
CityOfAngels Oh shit it's Wayne Brady! Location: Passenger seat of Wayne Brady's car.	I got two more stories for ya: 1) My ex and were at her house, and her dad had just left to go pick up her mom from work. She said, "How 'bout a quickie?" and I was more than happy to oblige. We got on her bed, which was right next to an open (yet shaded) window, and proceeded to get it on. Her bed was the squeakiest bed I've ever been on, so we were making a LOT of noise. She was screaming and moaning; saying stuff like, "Don't you know what a quickie is!? Hurry up and cum! Oh yes! Dammit hurry up!" After we finished, we both got dressed and left the house to go out for some eats. Upon leaving the house, her neighbors, who consisted of a large hispanic family, were all outside STARING at us. This girl who had a crush on me looked at me all sad, while everyone else was smiling; you could tell they were trying hard not to laugh. VERY awkward moment. 2) (This is a story told to me; I was not a part of this experience) My friend, a beautiful Philipina, had invited two of her ex-boyfriends over to her house. They were in her room, and she proceeded to give them both head. Her little brother came waltzing in to tell her that their mom had just pulled up, but he was faced with a big surprise instead. He ran downstairs, grabbed his mom, and pulled her back up to my friend's room, "Mommy! Mommy! Look at My friend!!" (Name edited for privacy). My friend is in there all alone. Her brother grabs her mom's hand and pulls her to the closet. The mom opens it and finds one of the guys curled up in a ball, obviously hiding. The little bugger then pulls her to the bed, they lift the mattress, and sure enough there's the other guy hiding underneath the bed.