My girl (at the time) and I were gettin' it on in my bedroom (my dad and I share a bedroom; my area is the walk-in closet and his is the actual bedroom), and my dad came home from work 5 hours early. We locked the door to the room, and he knew we were busy, but like an asshole he starts POUNDING on the door screaming, "OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW! WHEN I NEED TO USE MY BEDROOM THIS FUCKING DOOR BETTER NOT BE LOCKED GODDAMMIT!" I yelled back, "Hold up a sec. We're getting dressed." And he pounded even harder, "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW!" After a few minutes of him pounding on the door (I'm not gonna let him in w/ my girlfriend completely naked), we finally let the impatient fucker in. Not only could he not give us some time together after showing up unexpectedly, but he didn't even want to give us enough time to get dressed. I was 19 at the time; she was 18.
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