Haha,
This has nothing to do with being caught. I was with my boyfriend and we had gone to go see some of his boys down at the shop. We all ended up smoking three big fat joints and I was the highest I've ever been in my life. Needless to say, we were driving home in the rain and he started rubbing my leg and touching me. It got a little hot and heavy, but we managed to make it home and I got a piece of gum out of my bag.
We start out and going at it, then I go on to give him a blowjob. We have some awesome sex and finish with me on top, then I get off the bed and he goes to get up and he's like, wtf? My ass?
Of course I forgot about the gum which fell out of my mouth and ended up stuck you know where... I had to cut it out with scissors. Although I was mortified, we ended up laughing about it in the end.
He called me Gumby for awhile, but that ws the worst of it.
