About a year ago, not too long after xepherys and I started dating, he was still living with his mom to help her pay bills and whatnot. We were gettin' hot and heavy in his room one night and we ended up screwing against the wall next to the door. It happens.
So there I was, pinned between the drywall and his penis, when my now mother-in-law knocks on the door and asks if she can come in. Poor xeph gets this horrified look on his face and yells "No!!" in this obviously panicked, yet trying-to-be-calm voice... she caught on
damn quick and was back downstairs before I could even dismount.
I'm sure all three of us are
very glad that she always knocks before entering... the poor woman would undoubtedly be scarred for life if it weren't for that courtesy.
