I've got one. I was dating a beautiful girl around the corner for a few months. The relationship was really great and we got along really well.
I had gone over to her house while her parents were at work. She and I were...getting along. We decided to get into the shower together. Well we were 'cleaning' each other when the door opened. I hit the floor, just as her mom started a conversation with ehr daughter. Now, I though it was really really strange that mom would just start a conversation with her daughter while she was showering, but I had other things to worry about. She started lathering up and tried to cover me with suds as her mom was doing something in the mirror. I was silent. Her mom left the bathroom and we heard the garage door open...then close. As soon as we heard her drive off, I got up and we had a good laugh. Then her mother walked through to door-again.
I tried to hit the floor again, but once was all God was gonna give me. She grabbed her daughter and took her out of the bathroom and I decided it was a good time to dry off and get my pants on. She had some choice words for the both of us. I actually heard some words from a language I'd never heard before. I talked calmly to her and tried to explain how sorry I was to have been caught by her and that we were under the impression that she would be at work until later. She knew we were involved seriously and us being together was not news to her. I told her that from that point on we'd be sure to hang out at my place and avoid such embarassing situations in the future. Just as I was leaving, her dad got home. He was not aware of my close relationship with his daughter. He asked what happened. Her mom looked at him and gave him a look. I thought he was going to go get a gun.
Aparently, he was fine with my dating his daughter. He also said, and I quote, "If you two want to fuck, it's fine with me. Just don't do it here." *whew*
We were 16 (me) and 17(her). This was a few years ago. Don't tell my wife.
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