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optik_nerve · 10-24-2005, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cj2112

667...The neighbor of the beast

That's funny...

My buddy thought of this one "A mind is like a parachute, it works best when high as hell."

~Lucian~ · 10-30-2005, 10:17 PM

I've got a t-shirt that says "I ain't trippin" which, i might add, I prefer a lot more than most sleazy ass "rub-here-to-make-me-ejaculate" t-shirts which you see all the time when you're out clubbing or just hanging out in town.

Me and a mate did come up with an awesome idea for a T-shirt while watching blade trinity bout 2 or 3 months ago. Basically we realised there were a whole lot of Freud references all over the show, including vagina dentata which cracked us up. Anyways, I randomly yelled FREUD0r outta nowhere, and we decided it would make a great t-shirt. Imagine a big freud face smokin his pipe with some spinner medallion bling and a cheesy grin.. It'll be the new Che.. cept i'll make sure it's far too expensive to actually buy and that people will be forced to steal it as opposed aiding capitalism. Just the way Che would have wanted it...

Um.. What was I talking about?

hunnychile · 11-04-2005, 03:56 PM

"Interesting perfume. Must you marinate in it?"

gorilla · 11-10-2005, 11:36 PM

"only the good die young" with a big picture of the pope underneath

hossified · 11-11-2005, 06:11 AM

I HAVE THE
DICK, SO I
MAKE THE RULES!

muckluck · 11-11-2005, 11:32 AM

I found that hilarious after reading the farmer joke!

MageB420666 · 11-11-2005, 02:50 PM

"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't."

Elphaba · 11-11-2005, 03:32 PM

Londan
Paris
Rome
Belfair

Recently seen on a local Belfair resident.

CandleInTheDark · 11-12-2005, 12:42 PM

I thought this shirt was more hilarious when it read "Don't go clubbing baby seals!"

deportes · 11-13-2005, 05:14 PM

good stuff

Lloyd · 11-14-2005, 06:17 PM

heres one Ive seen ages ago;

"Everyday of my life I'm forced to add more names to the list of people who PISS ME OFF!"

troit · 06-26-2007, 05:28 AM

How about this one:

http://fuckinginsanet-shirts.com/main7_069.htm

rlbond86 · 06-26-2007, 10:31 PM

My favorite from http://xkcd.com/store/
"Maybe if this shirt if witty enough, someone will finally love me"

LoganSnake · 06-27-2007, 06:13 AM

My friend has a T-shirt that says "Bush's America, taking it up the gas." with a picture of a gasoline pipe stuck in a guy's ass. I like it.

Infinite_Loser · 06-28-2007, 11:30 PM

I have two such shirts. One says "Got me? I'll do your body good!" while the other one is red and says "Big Rod" (You'll get it if you've ever seen the Big Red gum they sale in stores).

FoolThemAll · 06-29-2007, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vulture

my favourite:

2 + 2 = 5 (for extremely large values of two)

Quote:

Originally Posted by DelayedReaction

T-Shirt Hell stopped selling it, but the one that always gets me is...

Help Stop Rape. Consent.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruggerp11

I have three:
I own a shirt that says
"I used to be a Kleptomaniac but then I took something for it"

I enjoyed these ones most. Can kinda see why they stopped selling the middle one, though.

This one's definitely in the realm of potentially offensive, so I'll spoiler it. Highlight at your own risk:

Spoiler: Child molesters are fucking immature assholes.

10-30-2005, 10:17 PM	#162 (permalink)
~Lucian~ Tilted Location: New Zealand	I've got a t-shirt that says "I ain't trippin" which, i might add, I prefer a lot more than most sleazy ass "rub-here-to-make-me-ejaculate" t-shirts which you see all the time when you're out clubbing or just hanging out in town. Me and a mate did come up with an awesome idea for a T-shirt while watching blade trinity bout 2 or 3 months ago. Basically we realised there were a whole lot of Freud references all over the show, including vagina dentata which cracked us up. Anyways, I randomly yelled FREUD0r outta nowhere, and we decided it would make a great t-shirt. Imagine a big freud face smokin his pipe with some spinner medallion bling and a cheesy grin.. It'll be the new Che.. cept i'll make sure it's far too expensive to actually buy and that people will be forced to steal it as opposed aiding capitalism. Just the way Che would have wanted it... Um.. What was I talking about? __________________ Dream like there are no limits. Live like there's no tomorrow. Love like you've never been fucked with. Die sans regret.

11-04-2005, 03:56 PM	#163 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	"Interesting perfume. Must you marinate in it?" __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB

11-10-2005, 11:36 PM	#164 (permalink)
gorilla Insane Location: USA	"only the good die young" with a big picture of the pope underneath __________________ I'll bet you $5 that you read the previous word...

11-11-2005, 11:32 AM	#166 (permalink)
muckluck Psycho	I found that hilarious after reading the farmer joke! __________________

11-11-2005, 02:50 PM	#167 (permalink)
MageB420666 <Insert wise statement here> Location: Hell if I know	"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't." __________________ Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.

11-11-2005, 06:11 AM	#165 (permalink)
hossified face f$cker Location: canada	I HAVE THE DICK, SO I MAKE THE RULES!

11-11-2005, 03:32 PM	#168 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Londan Paris Rome Belfair Recently seen on a local Belfair resident.

11-12-2005, 12:42 PM	#169 (permalink)
CandleInTheDark Addict Location: Where the music's loudest	I thought this shirt was more hilarious when it read "Don't go clubbing baby seals!" __________________ Where there is doubt there is freedom.

11-13-2005, 05:14 PM	#170 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	good stuff

11-14-2005, 06:17 PM	#171 (permalink)
Lloyd Tilted	heres one Ive seen ages ago; "Everyday of my life I'm forced to add more names to the list of people who PISS ME OFF!"

06-26-2007, 05:28 AM	#172 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	How about this one: http://fuckinginsanet-shirts.com/main7_069.htm __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

06-26-2007, 10:31 PM	#173 (permalink)
rlbond86 Insane	My favorite from http://xkcd.com/store/ "Maybe if this shirt if witty enough, someone will finally love me"

06-27-2007, 06:13 AM	#174 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	My friend has a T-shirt that says "Bush's America, taking it up the gas." with a picture of a gasoline pipe stuck in a guy's ass. I like it. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

06-28-2007, 11:30 PM	#175 (permalink)
Infinite_Loser Junkie Location: Lake Mary, FL	I have two such shirts. One says "Got me? I'll do your body good!" while the other one is red and says "Big Rod" (You'll get it if you've ever seen the Big Red gum they sale in stores). __________________ I believe in equality; Everyone is equally inferior to me.