Sayings Seen on T-Shirts - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

snowace56 · 05-22-2003, 10:46 AM

My favorite is "Hey Baby! I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

sstennes · 05-22-2003, 11:48 AM

Why is the alphabet in that order? Do you suppose it's because of that song?

sstennes · 05-22-2003, 11:50 AM

If you think my dog is poorly behaved, you should see my husband.

stupid1 · 05-22-2003, 12:56 PM

don’t feel bad your just inferior.
My child is an honor role student at the state correctional facility.
my child can beat up your honer role student.
i survived the D.C. sniper and all i got was this damn T-shirt.

jestersdemise · 05-24-2003, 05:20 PM

-Look, everyone makes mistake, take your parent's for example
-I'm like a superhero, with no superpowers or motivation
-If your parents got a divorce would they still be cousins
-I will not stare at boobies
I will not stare at boobies
I will not stare at boobies

TheDave87 · 05-24-2003, 08:01 PM

suviko, i actually have the binary shirt... aside from that, i like the matching shirts "Its a hardware problem" and "Its a software problem"

vevaphon · 05-25-2003, 10:36 AM

a personal fave of mine is:

"you're just angry because my lifestyle looks cooler than yours."

nightmare · 05-25-2003, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shades
My favorite was "Question Authority- Don't Ask Why, Just DO IT!!!!"

thats my favourite

Tophat665 · 05-25-2003, 09:53 PM

I have a Runs with Scissors T that I like to wear.

Saw "Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me." in a repeating spiral on a new T-shirt for sale n a mall t'other day. Gotta love it - obscure Alice Cooper in the fricking mall!

I kinda like the "I poke badgers with spoons" T that's been advertised on Fark lately.

When I was in college, A friend of mine almost had "David Koresh Gun Club : Wasting Pigs for Jesus" shirts printed up, but then Reno burned the compund and I figured I'd get stuck with 'em, so we bagged it. (Apologies to police reading this - at the time there was animus. Now it's just a story I tell sometimes.)

Couple of shirts I want to have made:
Jesus thinks you're a jerk.
Jesus is my landscaper
Truth is, there's always a bigger fish.
(Can you tell Jesus freaks burn my butt?)
I miss Frank Zappa.
I drink to make people interesting.
I'm not a Goth, I just look sharp in black.
Remember: Pillage first. Then burn.
Thug (In Hindi script).
In Kanji: Dumb Gaijin buy Anything with Kanji on it.
In Chinese: Bite the Wax Tadpole, with the correct English Translation in smaller print below.

riptide4070 · 05-26-2003, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
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~ The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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never heard this one before but it is my fave!!!

suviko · 05-29-2003, 10:09 AM

Not sayings, but how to make a ninja mask out of a black t-shirt: http://www.houseofninja.com/lessons.php

WispOfDespair · 05-29-2003, 10:46 AM

Thought it was: Save the Whales, Harpoon a Fat Chick

bongobong · 05-30-2003, 02:47 AM

Another one I saw:
(on the front) Britney sucks
(on the back) Christina swallows

monkeydriven · 06-03-2003, 12:57 PM

I have one that says "I hate people"

The_Dude · 06-03-2003, 01:16 PM

the only bush i trust is my own

ARRH · 06-05-2003, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Dude
the only bush i trust is my own

now thats funny!

i remember when i was little (14 or so) i had a shirt that said:

One tequila,
two tequila,
three tequila,
floor!

and it was printed on in dots, so it looks real blurry. so everybody that looked at it always squinted, and thought it was their eyes!

i thought it was funny at the time

Midlandmadman · 06-06-2003, 03:04 AM

One I saw at the store .....

Its has a real cute little cartoon girl on it and she has a tear comming from her eye. Below her it say....

You suck, and that makes me sad!

That one makes me laugh every time I see it!

THE MAC GOD · 06-06-2003, 02:16 PM

I actually bought that shirt... bur from www.thinkgeek.com... great site!

Quote:

Originally posted by suviko
That Jesus-in-the-back shirt is from this site:
http://www.tshirthell.com/index.htm

-----------------

"I am the bomb squad engineer so if you see me running, try to keep up!"

Seen in the back of a biker's leather vest: "If you can read this, the bitch must have fallen off"

---------------

T-shirt picture for a popular board game, based on Cthulhu mythology.

There's an european clothes company that has great t-shirts. The name of the company is French Connection and they have a brand called fcuk (French Connection UK). I got "fcuk it" and a friend of mine has "guaranteed fcuk", but these are really something. The boys' version has same idea with "magnificient cock".

ThinkGeek.com is a great place for t-shirts. Gotta order this one:

"You are dumb" in ASCII binary typed with those three lighter blue sequences. The blue ones read "repaeting background"

This is me and the shirt says "out-patient" in Finnish. The brand supports mental care projects with donations and they also have shopping bag with "kleptomaniac" print, lighter with "incendiary
" on it.
http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=Suviko
(They have prohibited direct linking to pictures.)

lyxo · 06-06-2003, 05:07 PM

"Why go to high school when you can go to school high?"

"I say no to drugs but they don't listen"

"I need a little head" (picture of a cartoon character with a big head)

"If
you can
read this shirt you must
have very good eyesight.
While you're down there why don't you give me a blow job. "

XenuHubbard · 06-07-2003, 02:34 AM

"I am so happy today, today is such a nice day, I am so happy, everybody is so nice to me today, this day is so happy".

Taiwanese t-shirts rock.

Lintras · 06-07-2003, 04:03 AM

Another one I like:
"No one wants advice, only corroboration." -John Steinbeck

madsenj37 · 06-08-2003, 03:20 AM

Someone actully gave me a shirt that says: Its not a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my sex machine.

BigBlueWrecking · 06-09-2003, 06:38 AM

I used to have one in high school that read:

I love every Bone in your body, especially mine

DelayedReaction · 06-09-2003, 06:58 AM

T-Shirt Hell stopped selling it, but the one that always gets me is...

Help Stop Rape. Consent.

joshibahn · 06-09-2003, 07:08 AM

Jesus saves, he shops at Wal-Mart.

4thTimeLucky · 06-09-2003, 07:33 AM

There was a t-shirt that went somthing like:

Study
Work
Die

If anyone has heard of it or knows the full thing then plas let me know (pm me). Cheers.

dmitry1981 · 06-10-2003, 11:58 AM

A dude bent-over a tiolet vomitting like a fire hose, and on top of the shirt it says "Hi John"

THE MAC GOD · 06-10-2003, 06:41 PM

One i'm gonna make...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm scizophrenic,
and so am I.

Zesty · 06-10-2003, 06:51 PM

oh shit i'm going to have to buy one of those

suviko · 06-17-2003, 11:32 AM

THE MAC GOD · 06-17-2003, 01:00 PM

hmm... love how parts of that shirt are closer to me than other parts...

mtbiker · 06-17-2003, 01:58 PM

I have two T-shirts that say:

THNIK
and
Visualize Whirled Pease

Not_You · 06-18-2003, 09:18 AM

I saw one that was a dog licking itself with the caption

"because I can"

It was funny

Another funny shirt that my brother made was:

"Fuck cows"

SiN · 06-18-2003, 02:51 PM

heh, cool thread.

makes me laugh...and i def. need to get some shirts from thinkgeek. my bf has several...i need a couple too

and, i found a couple quotes that will make good IRC quit messages

wfg · 06-20-2003, 04:47 AM

Saw this in a pic some time ago. It was on a great looking lady at a bar.

IF YOUR DICK WAS AS BIG AS YOU THOUGHT IT WAS I MIGHT BE INTERESTED

Fly · 06-21-2003, 07:40 AM

these are some of my favs.

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i couldn't find the shot but also..

i'm not as think as you stoned i am

irateplatypus · 06-26-2003, 01:31 PM

You may not get this unless you travel in Christian literature circles.

The front:

I prayed the prayer of Jabez.

The back:

And all i got was this t-shirt.

kbc8090 · 06-26-2003, 10:02 PM

haha, those were great.

goat_attack · 06-26-2003, 10:07 PM

I've got a shirt that has "shirt." printed on the front. I thought it was funny anyhow.

http://www.SimplyVintage.com carries some nice shirts, if a bit pricey.

Mitzkrieg · 06-26-2003, 11:58 PM

I've got one that someone posted earlier.... "fuck you you fucking fuck!"

and I also have "mean people suck, nice people swallow"

had to buy them when I saw them, heh.

05-22-2003, 11:48 AM	#42 (permalink)
sstennes Upright	Why is the alphabet in that order? Do you suppose it's because of that song? __________________ There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

05-22-2003, 12:56 PM	#44 (permalink)
stupid1 Upright	don’t feel bad your just inferior. My child is an honor role student at the state correctional facility. my child can beat up your honer role student. i survived the D.C. sniper and all i got was this damn T-shirt. Last edited by stupid1; 05-22-2003 at 01:05 PM..

05-24-2003, 08:01 PM	#46 (permalink)
TheDave87 Psycho Location: The Amish Wastelands of Ohio	suviko, i actually have the binary shirt... aside from that, i like the matching shirts "Its a hardware problem" and "Its a software problem" __________________ Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window!

05-25-2003, 10:36 AM	#47 (permalink)
vevaphon Insane Location: Ass end of Nowhere	a personal fave of mine is: "you're just angry because my lifestyle looks cooler than yours." __________________ "Faster. And faster still. Until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." --- DKM

05-25-2003, 09:53 PM	#49 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I have a Runs with Scissors T that I like to wear. Saw "Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me." in a repeating spiral on a new T-shirt for sale n a mall t'other day. Gotta love it - obscure Alice Cooper in the fricking mall! I kinda like the "I poke badgers with spoons" T that's been advertised on Fark lately. When I was in college, A friend of mine almost had "David Koresh Gun Club : Wasting Pigs for Jesus" shirts printed up, but then Reno burned the compund and I figured I'd get stuck with 'em, so we bagged it. (Apologies to police reading this - at the time there was animus. Now it's just a story I tell sometimes.) Couple of shirts I want to have made: Jesus thinks you're a jerk. Jesus is my landscaper Truth is, there's always a bigger fish. (Can you tell Jesus freaks burn my butt?) I miss Frank Zappa. I drink to make people interesting. I'm not a Goth, I just look sharp in black. Remember: Pillage first. Then burn. Thug (In Hindi script). In Kanji: Dumb Gaijin buy Anything with Kanji on it. In Chinese: Bite the Wax Tadpole, with the correct English Translation in smaller print below. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-22-2003, 10:46 AM	#41 (permalink)
snowace56 Loser Location: Bakersfield...The rest stop town	My favorite is "Hey Baby! I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

05-22-2003, 11:50 AM	#43 (permalink)
sstennes Upright	If you think my dog is poorly behaved, you should see my husband.

05-24-2003, 05:20 PM	#45 (permalink)
jestersdemise Upright	-Look, everyone makes mistake, take your parent's for example -I'm like a superhero, with no superpowers or motivation -If your parents got a divorce would they still be cousins -I will not stare at boobies I will not stare at boobies I will not stare at boobies

05-29-2003, 10:09 AM	#51 (permalink)
suviko Banned	Not sayings, but how to make a ninja mask out of a black t-shirt: http://www.houseofninja.com/lessons.php

05-29-2003, 10:46 AM	#52 (permalink)
WispOfDespair Upright	Thought it was: Save the Whales, Harpoon a Fat Chick

05-30-2003, 02:47 AM	#53 (permalink)
bongobong Tilted	Another one I saw: (on the front) Britney sucks (on the back) Christina swallows

06-03-2003, 12:57 PM	#54 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	I have one that says "I hate people" __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

06-03-2003, 01:16 PM	#55 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	the only bush i trust is my own __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

06-06-2003, 03:04 AM	#57 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	One I saw at the store ..... Its has a real cute little cartoon girl on it and she has a tear comming from her eye. Below her it say.... You suck, and that makes me sad! That one makes me laugh every time I see it! __________________ Its good to be back.

06-06-2003, 05:07 PM	#59 (permalink)
lyxo Crazy	"Why go to high school when you can go to school high?" "I say no to drugs but they don't listen" "I need a little head" (picture of a cartoon character with a big head) "If you can read this shirt you must have very good eyesight. While you're down there why don't you give me a blow job. "

06-09-2003, 07:08 AM	#65 (permalink)
joshibahn Psycho Location: portland, or	Jesus saves, he shops at Wal-Mart. __________________ TFP=heaven Heaven, n 1: the abode of God and the angels and the souls of those who have gained salvation 2: any place of complete bliss and delight and peace [syn: eden, paradise, nirvana, promised land, Shangri-la]

06-07-2003, 02:34 AM	#60 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	"I am so happy today, today is such a nice day, I am so happy, everybody is so nice to me today, this day is so happy". Taiwanese t-shirts rock. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

06-07-2003, 04:03 AM	#61 (permalink)
Lintras Upright	Another one I like: "No one wants advice, only corroboration." -John Steinbeck __________________ I'm a figment of my own imagination.

06-08-2003, 03:20 AM	#62 (permalink)
madsenj37 Still searching... Location: NorCal For Life	Someone actully gave me a shirt that says: Its not a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my sex machine. __________________ "Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe." -- Albert Einstein

06-09-2003, 06:38 AM	#63 (permalink)
BigBlueWrecking Psycho	I used to have one in high school that read: I love every Bone in your body, especially mine

06-09-2003, 06:58 AM	#64 (permalink)
DelayedReaction BFG Builder Location: University of Maryland	T-Shirt Hell stopped selling it, but the one that always gets me is... Help Stop Rape. Consent. __________________ If ignorance is bliss, you must be having an orgasm.

06-09-2003, 07:33 AM	#66 (permalink)
4thTimeLucky Psycho Location: 4th has left the building - goodbye folks	There was a t-shirt that went somthing like: Study Work Die If anyone has heard of it or knows the full thing then plas let me know (pm me). Cheers. __________________ I've been 4thTimeLucky, you've been great. Goodnight and God bless!

06-10-2003, 11:58 AM	#67 (permalink)
dmitry1981 Upright	A dude bent-over a tiolet vomitting like a fire hose, and on top of the shirt it says "Hi John"

06-10-2003, 06:41 PM	#68 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	One i'm gonna make... Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm scizophrenic, and so am I. __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-10-2003, 06:51 PM	#69 (permalink)
Zesty Psycho	oh shit i'm going to have to buy one of those

06-17-2003, 01:00 PM	#71 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	hmm... love how parts of that shirt are closer to me than other parts... __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-17-2003, 01:58 PM	#72 (permalink)
mtbiker Upright	I have two T-shirts that say: THNIK and Visualize Whirled Pease

06-18-2003, 09:18 AM	#73 (permalink)
Not_You Crazy Location: BFE	I saw one that was a dog licking itself with the caption "because I can" It was funny Another funny shirt that my brother made was: "Fuck cows" __________________ Who stole the ham?

06-18-2003, 02:51 PM	#74 (permalink)
SiN strangelove Location: ...more here than there...	heh, cool thread. makes me laugh...and i def. need to get some shirts from thinkgeek. my bf has several...i need a couple too and, i found a couple quotes that will make good IRC quit messages __________________ - + - ° GiRLie GeeK ° - + - ° 01110010011011110110111101110100001000000110110101100101 Therell be days/When Ill stray/I may appear to be/Constantly out of reach/I give in to sin/Because I like to practise what I preach

06-20-2003, 04:47 AM	#75 (permalink)
wfg Tilted	Saw this in a pic some time ago. It was on a great looking lady at a bar. IF YOUR DICK WAS AS BIG AS YOU THOUGHT IT WAS I MIGHT BE INTERESTED

06-21-2003, 07:40 AM	#76 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	these are some of my favs. [IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UwAqA84aRqFoPZWOoP!gDiqu!bI7kraqRa1NjdltRXdVKQTVp7K3Z24EJ7RVVNFxfavpqmiLMWlfEtb6mdk4JqVmcN7KkkxAEGO0OdNVmTAXk4BvDuHve0PG0mUvN/images.jpg?dc=4675427093075889593[/IMG][IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UgDiAoEa2mcqZrHt9RTGvGUaKggK9eboACOYRK5CTBxejcxCNWmhO6RAMuKy1pEF0amPmLP0e3o8DO5OIdjapLfZSRP6DaQhFpGstbDIXVWOt5UwmWXb5xVr6or7lwP/Gunns_152.jpg?dc=4675427093075464868[/IMG] [IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UwDiAu0aI4h04ou9sfoJlEYhS2Sw!ntP78gIQd7lXnKjxOsOECdBIT!OzMbY0PpV5Gi2yHMIRL35upUzyPfVNud2MQ9i1QrnJc2pY6jKr!aTcGQ6OIhKqVxEZVQc!Xg/eat-shit.gif?dc=4675427093073524179[/IMG][IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0WwAWA1wdC4HGBVsmdB0tplikP6QdDBzTDlq9ooAGhS3w!FeIH3YbMd9liGmgof9t6vZwLwyW!1qbF2QTHbcHWqvcbQ!VgGOT!lYwFsAT2!V2Qp3lYDkVjSVoiylottkX5jTtviCk40/bush-t-shirt.jpg?dc=4675427093072728815[/IMG] i couldn't find the shot but also.. i'm not as think as you stoned i am __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-26-2003, 01:31 PM	#77 (permalink)
irateplatypus can't help but laugh Location: dar al-harb	You may not get this unless you travel in Christian literature circles. The front: I prayed the prayer of Jabez. The back: And all i got was this t-shirt. __________________ If you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly, you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance for survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves. ~ Winston Churchill

06-26-2003, 10:02 PM	#78 (permalink)
kbc8090 Tilted	haha, those were great.

06-26-2003, 10:07 PM	#79 (permalink)
goat_attack Upright	I've got a shirt that has "shirt." printed on the front. I thought it was funny anyhow. http://www.SimplyVintage.com carries some nice shirts, if a bit pricey.

06-26-2003, 11:58 PM	#80 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	I've got one that someone posted earlier.... "fuck you you fucking fuck!" and I also have "mean people suck, nice people swallow" had to buy them when I saw them, heh.