Sayings Seen on T-Shirts
 

~ I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
~ I used to have a handle on life but it broke.
~ Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
~ You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
~ Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
~ Earth...the insane asylum for the universe.
~ I'm not a complete idiot....some parts are missing.
~ God must love stupid people. He made so many of them.
~ That gene pool could use a little chlorine.
~ It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. (Okay now this one just makes me laugh...for one particular reason....ya ya you know who you are don't you :D
~ Beer - the reason I get up each afternoon.
~ Procrastinate....Now
~ The trouble with life is there's no background music.
~ The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson

Hmmm I got a couple to add:

~My cat hates you!

~(Front)There is a picture of two people fucking on the back of my shirt....(back) Just kidding, believe in Jesus! (Pic of the "Buddy Jesus" from Dogma)

~I'm out of bed and dress what more do you want?!

~Correct me if I'm wrong, everybody else does.

~I've gone to find myself, If I return before I'm found do not awake me.

I got one more to add:

- I' live in my own little world, but it's ok...they know me here.

My doctor diagnosed me as a schizophrenic...but we're OK now.

That Jesus-in-the-back shirt is from this site:
http://www.tshirthell.com/index.htm

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"I am the bomb squad engineer so if you see me running, try to keep up!"

Seen in the back of a biker's leather vest: "If you can read this, the bitch must have fallen off"

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T-shirt picture for a popular board game, based on Cthulhu mythology.
http://www.roguecthulhu.com/caa_sign_image.gif


There's an european clothes company that has great t-shirts. The name of the company is French Connection and they have a brand called fcuk (French Connection UK). :) I got "fcuk it" and a friend of mine has "guaranteed fcuk", but these are really something. The boys' version has same idea with "magnificient cock".


http://www.awrust.co.uk/productimages/2625.jpg http://www.awrust.co.uk/productimages/detail/2625d.jpg

ThinkGeek.com is a great place for t-shirts. Gotta order this one:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...girl-dumb2.jpg
"You are dumb" in ASCII binary typed with those three lighter blue sequences. The blue ones read "repaeting background" :)

This is me and the shirt says "out-patient" in Finnish. The brand supports mental care projects with donations and they also have shopping bag with "kleptomaniac" print, lighter with "incendiary
" on it.
http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=Suviko
(They have prohibited direct linking to pictures.)

My favorite was "Question Authority- Don't Ask Why, Just DO IT!!!!"

What if the hokey-pokey is what its all about?

Years ago I saw a couple of good ones...

"Grumpy hippies smoke... crab grass"

"Blow your mind... smoke gun power"

i saw an old guy once wearing this t shirt.
" Sex is not the answer, sex is the question, yes is the answer"
it made me giggle

"When life gives you lemons, remember they are the same size as baseballs and can be thrown a violent speeds."

"I dont have an attitude problem..
You have a perception problem"

" Runs with scissors"

"Lack of planning on your part, does NOT constitute an emergency on mine..."

"One by one, the penguins steal my sanity."

"Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me."

"Alcatraz Triatholon: Digging Team, Running Team, Swimming Team."

"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."

Good ones all.

LMAO....I like this one!

Our team shirts for beach volleyball (read....a LOT of drinking here) said "Plays Well With Others". Always loved the good girl/bad girl connatations with that one! :D

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't!

I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, coughing, why-oh- why-is-the-room spinning medicine

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

My current favorite is "My anger management class pisses me off"

"Try not to let your mind wander. It's much too small to be outside by itself."

Since most of these seem to just be quotes:

Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist!
Save the Whales - Collect the entire set!
Always remember you're special and unique - Just like everyone else.
The four foodgroups - Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Microwavable.

Mommy said I could be anything when I grew up, so I became an asshole.

I have an open mind
But its closed for repairs

<b>suviko</b>: That's a cool shirt you're modeling, but your eyebrows are <i>wicked</i>!!

My faves are three shirts for women:
1) "Eatin' ain't Cheatin'"
2) "Stop Staring (and touch them)"
and 3) "I wish these were brains"

The best two I saw were:-

1) I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not too sure

2) Being impotent means never having to say sorry

i have a shirt that says
(front) smoke a bong!
(back) I was only kidding if your a cop

I hear voices and they don't like you

I saw this one shirt made for a baby that said:

"my baby can beat up your baby".

I would pay to see something like that go down...

I have three:
I own a shirt that says
"I used to be a Kleptomaniac but then I took something for it"

and My buddy has one that says:
"your makeup doesn't fool me"

My favorite one that I have seen online is
"669"
"The devils Bitch."

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man

Here's a great one a friend of mine (who's a cop) owns:

It says "I love a parade"
The text is beneath the picture of a man holding a rifle in a sniper position on top of a building.

"Save the woolly mammoth!"

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media...rust_Front.jpg

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media...lot_Detail.jpg

lol i love all of the sayings

great work folks

ehhehe good shit.

The three best that I own are
"Alcohol...It's not just for breakfast anymore!"
"I Hate People."
and the simple but elegant "ALCOHOLIC" underneath a roadsign-style image of a martini.

Extremely funny. Even better than "Nuke the whales".

Rehab is for quiters

Some great ones in here....Ill add one

~ Your kid may be an honor student, but your still a moron

A friend of mine at school has this shirt:

"Attention: I am rich."

Everyone seen the "Virginia is for lovers" t-shirt. I was walking down the street the other day (I live in DC) and a guy was wearing a "DC is for snipers" T-shirt....:eek: