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Old 12-15-2003, 01:00 AM   #121 (permalink)
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yes, yes, keep em' coming!
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Old 12-15-2003, 10:16 AM   #122 (permalink)
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my favourite:

2 + 2 = 5 (for extremely large values of two)
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Old 12-19-2003, 09:04 AM   #123 (permalink)
change is hard.
 
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I'm just like a superhero without powers or motivation
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Old 12-19-2003, 01:08 PM   #124 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2003, 02:12 PM   #125 (permalink)
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- There's three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.

- Keep staring, I might do a trick

- You laugh because I'm different, I laugh cause you're all the same.

-People who are different change the world. People who are the same keep it the way it is.
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Old 12-20-2003, 07:16 AM   #126 (permalink)
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I once saw one that said,

"edited"

and one that I came up with myself:

"My wife is an honor student at Travis Elementary"

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Old 12-20-2003, 08:28 AM   #127 (permalink)
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i made one up that said...

TIT FOR TAT on the front

and...

I'M TAT on the back
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Old 12-20-2003, 08:38 AM   #128 (permalink)
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<center>INJECTION IS NICE...</center>

<center>BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN!!!</center>
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Old 01-05-2004, 10:56 PM   #129 (permalink)
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Old 01-06-2004, 12:43 PM   #130 (permalink)
 
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its always fun to see more of these!
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Old 01-06-2004, 09:03 PM   #131 (permalink)
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great shirt ideas..there was this one at JCPenny awhile ago. It read "I eat glue" thought it as pretty funny...and instead of shirts, I found this wristband that on one side read Nintendo and had a Mario mushroom, then as you turned it over ir erad "KNow your mushrooms" and had all the mushrooms from Mario. Thought it was funny in a nerdy way
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Old 01-10-2004, 07:41 PM   #132 (permalink)
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These are just a few shirts I have found over the years.

- STRESS the confusion created when ones mind over rides to bodies basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperatly deserves it. (I have this one)
- Its hard to say I care since I dont.
- What part of NO do you NOT understand.
- I want to be just like Barbie that bitch has everything.
- I want to be just like Ken that bastard has Barbie.
- I m not bald its a solar pannel for a sex machine.
- If you can still read this you arent drunk enough.
- This is your brain FORD , This is your brain on drugs Chevy
- I suffer from P.M.S Putting up with Mens Shit
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Old 02-08-2004, 12:41 AM   #133 (permalink)
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BUMP!!! :P
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Old 02-09-2004, 02:00 AM   #134 (permalink)
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Worn by Johnny Depp's character in Once Upon a Time in Mexico: I'm with stupid (hand pointing down)

From The Donnas song: I've scored 40 boys in 40 nights.

My personal collection:
* If you're not part of the solution, you're part of management.
* Those of you who think you know everything are pissing off those of us who do.
* iMachivellian: Think Dissident
* Relax! Life's too short to be anal.
* If I give you a quarter, will you go play in the freeway?
* Wanna see my Red Card collection? (For those not in-the-know, a "red card" is an ejection from a soccer match.)
* My eyes are not in my shirt.
* Sorry I missed church, I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian
* So many Christians, so few lions
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Old 02-09-2004, 06:45 AM   #135 (permalink)
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I (heart) sporks.

I love manboobs.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I fucked your father.

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Old 02-09-2004, 08:01 PM   #136 (permalink)
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My current favorite is "My anger management class pisses me off"

That would be mine...thats great
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Old 02-10-2004, 05:34 AM   #137 (permalink)
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4 out of 5 voices in my head say I'm completely sane!
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Old 02-10-2004, 07:29 AM   #138 (permalink)
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i have the first one on a bumper sticker taped to my frt door...thanks to my fine friends...find it rather funny when I have the Church promoters knock at my door and get scared!!!
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Old 02-10-2004, 08:37 AM   #139 (permalink)
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My wife got me one that said
Instant Ass-Hole
Just ad alcohol

So true
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Old 02-15-2004, 01:02 AM   #140 (permalink)
bad craziness
 
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A buddy of mine has a shirt that reads "Can't sleep... the clowns will eat me." on it. For some reason it cracks me up.

I also like one I own it says "Know Your Roots" above an old NES control pad.
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Old 02-18-2004, 03:16 PM   #141 (permalink)
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my favorite:

front: Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean that I...
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Old 02-23-2004, 10:06 AM   #142 (permalink)
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For the Seinfeld fans...
My favorite Tshirt has

Corporate logo that says:

Vandalay Industries

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Old 02-23-2004, 04:58 PM   #143 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by TerresqueÜ


~(Front)There is a picture of two people fucking on the back of my shirt....(back) Just kidding, believe in Jesus! (Pic of the "Buddy Jesus" from Dogma)

i have that shirt, lol. i accidentally wore it into my parents house one day, and my dad laughed his beer out of his hand, but my mom smacked me before she read the back
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Old 02-23-2004, 06:35 PM   #144 (permalink)
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Quote:
(front) smoke a bong!
(back)I was only kidding if you're a cop
i must have that shirt. where do i get one?
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Old 02-23-2004, 08:27 PM   #145 (permalink)
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www.tshirthell.com, twilightfoix

another good addition: a baby shirt that said "i survived my prenatal crack addiction"
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Old 02-24-2004, 09:03 PM   #146 (permalink)
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haha, thanks man some are better than others...
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Old 02-25-2004, 07:45 AM   #147 (permalink)
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I love my "Barbie is a slut" t-shirt
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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 03-18-2004, 04:59 AM   #148 (permalink)
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These are all gold.
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Old 10-21-2005, 01:52 PM   #149 (permalink)
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No Muff, Too Tuff

We dive at five
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Old 10-23-2005, 06:17 PM   #150 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ratbastard
No Muff, Too Tuff

We dive at five
OMG I want that one!



I don't mind sloopy seconds (with a guy winking on the front)

Homosexuals are gay.

vegetarians = cows. EAT THEM!

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Old 10-23-2005, 06:35 PM   #151 (permalink)
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I only have one daughter, and I'm not afraid to go back to prison
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Old 10-23-2005, 06:46 PM   #152 (permalink)
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http://www.fatguyshirts.com/

I want to pick up these ones:

"Winning in the fight against Anorexia "
"I dare you to picture me naked"
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Old 10-23-2005, 08:30 PM   #153 (permalink)
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--It ain't gonna shuck itself
--I <3 My Geek (I have that one)
--Don't f*ck with Jesus (got that for my ex)
--Jesus wants your money
--Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing it's idiot.

I love my "Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society" shirt, but I've gotten stopped by cops twice walking down the street, so I guess it isn't funny any more.

Basically almost anything Northern Sun or Modern Freak has ever done.
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Old 10-24-2005, 05:40 AM   #154 (permalink)
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Homosexuals are gay.

yep. true.

- HE was fragged for your sins.
- HE died for 3 days, but someone casted Rez
- Gank the camper. (official chapter of the american bear society)


these are all geek h@XX0R tshirts...
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Old 10-24-2005, 07:00 AM   #155 (permalink)
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My friend Mark prints his own T-shirts. One says:
"This space left intentionally blank"

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Old 10-24-2005, 07:19 AM   #156 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cellophanedeity
My friend Mark prints his own T-shirts. One says:
"This space left intentionally blank"

I would love one of those shirts... The military prints books, guides, journals, and everything always has "This page left intentionally blank" to separate chapters. It is very frustrating, but I guess it is easier to format, and us stoopid troops can really tell when the chapter is over.

10/10
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Old 10-24-2005, 07:46 AM   #157 (permalink)
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I saw some that said

- You say tomato, I say fuck you.
- *on a fat kid* Yea, I know I'm FAT.
- *on another fat dude* I beat anorexia.
- I fuck sheep.
- Smoke crack and worship Satan.
- *on a baby* The condom broke.
- Fucking ray of sunshine, aren't I?
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Old 10-24-2005, 10:07 AM   #158 (permalink)
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"Your Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
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Old 10-24-2005, 12:15 PM   #159 (permalink)
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Some great ones here, a lot made me laugh.

If I lend you $20 and never see you again...it's worth it.

Support bacteria! It the only culture some people have.

A woman’s breasts are a journey. Her feet are the destination.
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Old 10-24-2005, 03:48 PM   #160 (permalink)
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667...The neighbor of the beast
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