12-19-2003, 02:12 PM | #125 (permalink) |
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- There's three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Keep staring, I might do a trick - You laugh because I'm different, I laugh cause you're all the same. -People who are different change the world. People who are the same keep it the way it is.
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01-05-2004, 10:56 PM | #129 (permalink) |
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Pin This!
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01-06-2004, 09:03 PM | #131 (permalink) |
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great shirt ideas..there was this one at JCPenny awhile ago. It read "I eat glue" thought it as pretty funny...and instead of shirts, I found this wristband that on one side read Nintendo and had a Mario mushroom, then as you turned it over ir erad "KNow your mushrooms" and had all the mushrooms from Mario. Thought it was funny in a nerdy way
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01-10-2004, 07:41 PM | #132 (permalink) |
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Location: here but I wish I lived there
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These are just a few shirts I have found over the years.
- STRESS the confusion created when ones mind over rides to bodies basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperatly deserves it. (I have this one) - Its hard to say I care since I dont. - What part of NO do you NOT understand. - I want to be just like Barbie that bitch has everything. - I want to be just like Ken that bastard has Barbie. - I m not bald its a solar pannel for a sex machine. - If you can still read this you arent drunk enough. - This is your brain FORD , This is your brain on drugs Chevy - I suffer from P.M.S Putting up with Mens Shit
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02-09-2004, 02:00 AM | #134 (permalink) |
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Worn by Johnny Depp's character in Once Upon a Time in Mexico: I'm with stupid (hand pointing down)
From The Donnas song: I've scored 40 boys in 40 nights. My personal collection: * If you're not part of the solution, you're part of management. * Those of you who think you know everything are pissing off those of us who do. * iMachivellian: Think Dissident * Relax! Life's too short to be anal. * If I give you a quarter, will you go play in the freeway? * Wanna see my Red Card collection? (For those not in-the-know, a "red card" is an ejection from a soccer match.) * My eyes are not in my shirt. * Sorry I missed church, I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian * So many Christians, so few lions
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02-09-2004, 06:45 AM | #135 (permalink) |
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Location: ...the space between what's wrong and right...
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I (heart) sporks.
I love manboobs. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I fucked your father.
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02-15-2004, 01:02 AM | #140 (permalink) |
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Location: Guelph, Ontario
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A buddy of mine has a shirt that reads "Can't sleep... the clowns will eat me." on it. For some reason it cracks me up.
I also like one I own it says "Know Your Roots" above an old NES control pad.
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02-23-2004, 04:58 PM | #143 (permalink) | |
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02-23-2004, 08:27 PM | #145 (permalink) |
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Location: i live in the state of denial
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www.tshirthell.com, twilightfoix
another good addition: a baby shirt that said "i survived my prenatal crack addiction" |
02-25-2004, 07:45 AM | #147 (permalink) |
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Location: Elysium
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I love my "Barbie is a slut" t-shirt
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10-23-2005, 06:17 PM | #150 (permalink) | |
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I don't mind sloopy seconds (with a guy winking on the front) Homosexuals are gay. vegetarians = cows. EAT THEM! Last edited by Mantus; 10-23-2005 at 06:35 PM.. |
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10-23-2005, 06:46 PM | #152 (permalink) |
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http://www.fatguyshirts.com/
I want to pick up these ones: "Winning in the fight against Anorexia " "I dare you to picture me naked" |
10-23-2005, 08:30 PM | #153 (permalink) | |
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Location: With All Your Base
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--It ain't gonna shuck itself
--I <3 My Geek (I have that one) --Don't f*ck with Jesus (got that for my ex) --Jesus wants your money --Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing it's idiot. I love my "Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society" shirt, but I've gotten stopped by cops twice walking down the street, so I guess it isn't funny any more. Basically almost anything Northern Sun or Modern Freak has ever done.
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10-24-2005, 05:40 AM | #154 (permalink) | |
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yep. true. - HE was fragged for your sins. - HE died for 3 days, but someone casted Rez - Gank the camper. (official chapter of the american bear society) these are all geek h@XX0R tshirts...
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10-24-2005, 07:19 AM | #156 (permalink) | |
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10-24-2005, 07:46 AM | #157 (permalink) |
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Location: Florida
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I saw some that said
- You say tomato, I say fuck you. - *on a fat kid* Yea, I know I'm FAT. - *on another fat dude* I beat anorexia. - I fuck sheep. - Smoke crack and worship Satan. - *on a baby* The condom broke. - Fucking ray of sunshine, aren't I? |
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