05-10-2003, 09:09 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Up yonder
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Sayings Seen on T-Shirts
~ I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
~ I used to have a handle on life but it broke. ~ Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. ~ You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me! ~ Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. ~ Earth...the insane asylum for the universe. ~ I'm not a complete idiot....some parts are missing. ~ God must love stupid people. He made so many of them. ~ That gene pool could use a little chlorine. ~ It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. (Okay now this one just makes me laugh...for one particular reason....ya ya you know who you are don't you ~ Beer - the reason I get up each afternoon. ~ Procrastinate....Now ~ The trouble with life is there's no background music. ~ The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson
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05-10-2003, 09:15 PM | #2 (permalink) |
Hiding Out
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Hmmm I got a couple to add:
~My cat hates you! ~(Front)There is a picture of two people fucking on the back of my shirt....(back) Just kidding, believe in Jesus! (Pic of the "Buddy Jesus" from Dogma) ~I'm out of bed and dress what more do you want?! ~Correct me if I'm wrong, everybody else does. ~I've gone to find myself, If I return before I'm found do not awake me.
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05-11-2003, 12:27 PM | #5 (permalink) |
Banned
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That Jesus-in-the-back shirt is from this site:
http://www.tshirthell.com/index.htm ----------------- "I am the bomb squad engineer so if you see me running, try to keep up!" Seen in the back of a biker's leather vest: "If you can read this, the bitch must have fallen off" --------------- T-shirt picture for a popular board game, based on Cthulhu mythology. There's an european clothes company that has great t-shirts. The name of the company is French Connection and they have a brand called fcuk (French Connection UK). I got "fcuk it" and a friend of mine has "guaranteed fcuk", but these are really something. The boys' version has same idea with "magnificient cock". ThinkGeek.com is a great place for t-shirts. Gotta order this one: "You are dumb" in ASCII binary typed with those three lighter blue sequences. The blue ones read "repaeting background" This is me and the shirt says "out-patient" in Finnish. The brand supports mental care projects with donations and they also have shopping bag with "kleptomaniac" print, lighter with "incendiary " on it. http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=Suviko (They have prohibited direct linking to pictures.) |
05-12-2003, 12:58 PM | #10 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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"When life gives you lemons, remember they are the same size as baseballs and can be thrown a violent speeds."
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It's hard to remember we're alive for the first time It's hard to remember we're alive for the last time It's hard to remember to live before you die It's hard to remember that our lives are such a short time It's hard to remember when it takes such a long time |
05-13-2003, 03:31 AM | #13 (permalink) |
Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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"Lack of planning on your part, does NOT constitute an emergency on mine..."
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
05-13-2003, 09:34 AM | #14 (permalink) |
Psycho
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"One by one, the penguins steal my sanity."
"Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me." "Alcatraz Triatholon: Digging Team, Running Team, Swimming Team."
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"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone." |
05-13-2003, 12:42 PM | #16 (permalink) | |
Junkie
Location: Up yonder
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Quote:
Our team shirts for beach volleyball (read....a LOT of drinking here) said "Plays Well With Others". Always loved the good girl/bad girl connatations with that one!
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05-17-2003, 08:38 AM | #17 (permalink) |
Loser
Location: who the fuck cares?
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My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't!
I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me! Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, coughing, why-oh- why-is-the-room spinning medicine I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. |
05-17-2003, 03:53 PM | #19 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Oregon
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"Try not to let your mind wander. It's much too small to be outside by itself."
Since most of these seem to just be quotes: Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist! Save the Whales - Collect the entire set! Always remember you're special and unique - Just like everyone else. The four foodgroups - Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Microwavable.
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05-18-2003, 01:55 AM | #23 (permalink) |
Once upon a time...
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My faves are three shirts for women:
1) "Eatin' ain't Cheatin'" 2) "Stop Staring (and touch them)" and 3) "I wish these were brains"
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-- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary. |
05-18-2003, 11:59 PM | #28 (permalink) |
Cautiously soaring
Location: exploring my new home in SF
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I have three:
I own a shirt that says "I used to be a Kleptomaniac but then I took something for it" and My buddy has one that says: "your makeup doesn't fool me" My favorite one that I have seen online is "669" "The devils Bitch."
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Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it. --Mark Twain Do What makes you happy --Me BUT! "Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu |
05-19-2003, 02:03 PM | #31 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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"Save the woolly mammoth!"
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It's hard to remember we're alive for the first time It's hard to remember we're alive for the last time It's hard to remember to live before you die It's hard to remember that our lives are such a short time It's hard to remember when it takes such a long time |
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