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Old 10-24-2005, 05:33 PM   #161 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by cj2112
667...The neighbor of the beast
That's funny...

My buddy thought of this one "A mind is like a parachute, it works best when high as hell."
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Old 10-30-2005, 10:17 PM   #162 (permalink)
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I've got a t-shirt that says "I ain't trippin" which, i might add, I prefer a lot more than most sleazy ass "rub-here-to-make-me-ejaculate" t-shirts which you see all the time when you're out clubbing or just hanging out in town.

Me and a mate did come up with an awesome idea for a T-shirt while watching blade trinity bout 2 or 3 months ago. Basically we realised there were a whole lot of Freud references all over the show, including vagina dentata which cracked us up. Anyways, I randomly yelled FREUD0r outta nowhere, and we decided it would make a great t-shirt. Imagine a big freud face smokin his pipe with some spinner medallion bling and a cheesy grin.. It'll be the new Che.. cept i'll make sure it's far too expensive to actually buy and that people will be forced to steal it as opposed aiding capitalism. Just the way Che would have wanted it...

Um.. What was I talking about?
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Old 11-04-2005, 03:56 PM   #163 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2005, 11:36 PM   #164 (permalink)
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"only the good die young" with a big picture of the pope underneath
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Old 11-11-2005, 06:11 AM   #165 (permalink)
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I HAVE THE
DICK, SO I
MAKE THE RULES!
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Old 11-11-2005, 11:32 AM   #166 (permalink)
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I found that hilarious after reading the farmer joke!
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Old 11-11-2005, 02:50 PM   #167 (permalink)
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Old 11-11-2005, 03:32 PM   #168 (permalink)
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Recently seen on a local Belfair resident.
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Old 11-12-2005, 12:42 PM   #169 (permalink)
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I thought this shirt was more hilarious when it read "Don't go clubbing baby seals!"
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Old 11-13-2005, 05:14 PM   #170 (permalink)
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Old 11-14-2005, 06:17 PM   #171 (permalink)
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heres one Ive seen ages ago;

"Everyday of my life I'm forced to add more names to the list of people who PISS ME OFF!"
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:28 AM   #172 (permalink)
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How about this one:



http://fuckinginsanet-shirts.com/main7_069.htm
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Old 06-26-2007, 10:31 PM   #173 (permalink)
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My favorite from http://xkcd.com/store/
"Maybe if this shirt if witty enough, someone will finally love me"
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Old 06-27-2007, 06:13 AM   #174 (permalink)
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My friend has a T-shirt that says "Bush's America, taking it up the gas." with a picture of a gasoline pipe stuck in a guy's ass. I like it.
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Old 06-28-2007, 11:30 PM   #175 (permalink)
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I have two such shirts. One says "Got me? I'll do your body good!" while the other one is red and says "Big Rod" (You'll get it if you've ever seen the Big Red gum they sale in stores).
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Old 06-29-2007, 05:08 AM   #176 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vulture
my favourite:

2 + 2 = 5 (for extremely large values of two)
Quote:
Originally Posted by DelayedReaction
T-Shirt Hell stopped selling it, but the one that always gets me is...

Help Stop Rape. Consent.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ruggerp11
I have three:
I own a shirt that says
"I used to be a Kleptomaniac but then I took something for it"
I enjoyed these ones most. Can kinda see why they stopped selling the middle one, though.

This one's definitely in the realm of potentially offensive, so I'll spoiler it. Highlight at your own risk:

Spoiler: Child molesters are fucking immature assholes.
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