The dave

i had one made for me, on the back in big text it says,
"TO SERVE MAN, IT'S A COOK BOOK!!"

lecas

1. You are just jealous because the voices talk to me.
2. The voices in my head don't like you.
3. I'm in shape, Round is a shape.
4. The voices in your head are talking to me.
5. I have the answer. Now what was the question

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Don't sweat the petty things
and don't pet the sweaty things

kinky - using a feather
peverse - the whole chicken

bravo49

For the chocolate lover:-

Have a Break Have a "KWIK KRAP"

rdude24

i want that shirt about the colt crossing

lola218

The hokey pokey one kills me! There all great.

OzOz

My favourite, on the front of a woman's t-shirt, under a big arrow pointing up: "My face is this way."

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Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you wanna keep fighting evil today.

MasterR

lol good stuff

izzzzy

i had one that had a picture of a raindrop with the caption "normal raindrop" next to it was a paisley shape of a raindrop with the caption "acid rain drop".

Soda_BoB

The one wit The Fonz's "Hey" Thumbs up pic..with the words I f**ked your Girlfriend

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Just because you paranoid.don't mean they're not after you...- Kurt Cobain-Chopper Read
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seethreepo

I saw one that said "dont piss me off I'm running out of space for the bodies" I think it had a shovel on the back.

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rub it and see.

JadziaDax

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.


Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.


Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.


Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.


Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.


Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with

Hardkoredemon

My favorite was,
You Must Be This Tall To Ride This Ride
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SSJwrestler

dude...don't joke about the beltway sniper please...

Sion

when I was in high school, a buddy of mine had a silk screening machine and made up some custom shirts. you know those "I (heart shape) (whatever)" shirts, buttons, stickers etc? well he made one that said "I (shape of clubs from deck of cards) Cheryl(his gf)" I loved that one.

I had him make one for me. It had the picture from the front of the Blues Brothers album on it, with Belushi whited out. Across the top of that it said "The Blues Brothers Tour 84" with the "s" in blues and brothers x-ed out. This was just after Belushi died.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

The_Dude

"If it were easy, it would be called you mom"

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"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

chewybaca96

My friend Arcane has a shirt that says:
"Ask me about my Penis"

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Brian: “Ok, all we’ve gotta do is find the American Embassy, and they’ll help us get home”
Stewie: “Home? I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with that intolerable woman, that fat slob, and that insufferable dog… Oh, you’re right here aren’t you? Oh well, I stand by it."

Rippley

"Whip me,
Beat me,
Pay me"
Black t-shirt, gold print, above the bellybutton...on a girl that can't have been more than 13-14 yrs old...what the hell is wrong with the world!?!

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roadrazer - 300kgs, 300hp = pure fun.

oberon

Shirt seen on a HOT chick:

You're a bad boy. Go to my room!

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"There are finer fish in the sea than have ever been caught." -- Irish proverb

dangsta

scansinboy

The most redneck shirt I ever saw:

"If there's no FleetFarm in heaven then I ain't going."

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Don't blame me... *I* voted for Kodos!

suviko

Just had to buy it.

bparker805

"Fuck Me I'm Fat"

Chingal0

Mine says, "Fuck you, I have enough friends"

Picture was liek 1600x1200 so ill resize and post

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"Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

Poyzun_Ivy

I own quite a few...

"Some call it stalking, I call it love."
"Just be glad I'm not your kid."
"NICE RACK POOL HALL" - gift from boyfriend
"I'm up here." with arrow - gift from boyfriend

"I don't like you." with a cute smiling Kerochan on it - my sister silk-screened one for me



I also have a small t-shirt company if you wanna actually see these:

"Men get older but they never grow up."
"Hey Barbie, mine are real!"
"I think you're ugly."
"I'm special and you're jealous."

http://www.cafeshops.com/goddessltd/

-+ Ivy +-

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She's pretty as a daisy
But look out man she's crazy
She'll really do you in
If you let her get under your skin

twotimesadingo

I own:

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I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons.
I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason.
I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son.
They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself."
- A Perfect Circle

txgirl

I have the first one, as a bumper sticker, taped to my front door..compliments of some great friends. Thought it was great just to keep it there...have people STOP to read it...LOL

AlCap0wn

I'm still looking for a good source for the "Bomb Technician" t-shirt ... the all-black one with the lettering over the whole back of it - the one featured in the CNN.com pic. Please PM me if you know where to get one.

Far as the shirts, I'm a fan of pretty much the entire library from tshirthell and boffensive.com.

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Rippley

black t-shirt, white writing: "I used to be an optimist, then my presecription ran out"

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roadrazer - 300kgs, 300hp = pure fun.

Keg-o-Grog

check out the the t-shirts at www.engrish.com.. haha now thats fun

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I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

thedrake

wish more girls wore a shirt saying--- Eat me, please!

microdot

I'm wearing a shirt that says "I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here."

-Anders

..That's just twisted, i love it.

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VF19

I know a girl who has a shirt that reads "For Your Enjoyment!"
over her boobies. Oh and I did enjoy myself

dover, ben

Saw this one today, "I think, therefore I have a headache"

~springrain

If hats count in place of t-shirts... I saw a hat years ago that I wish I had bought for every jerk-off out there that likes to make fat jokes to a fat person's face ~

"I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet"

soopadoopa

So funny.

"Objects in this shirt may be larger than they appear"

"GOT MILK?"

Baby Shirt: "I'm proof that my mommy likes to fuck"

HA

146519

I love the one with the birds saying great tits

streak_56

I had one that said

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

thedrake

Great post!!

loganmule

I'd proudly wear shirts most of these sayings, especially the "voices" one