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03-03-2006, 01:16 PM
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Junkie
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What the fuck? I just got disconnected from chat and now it won't let me reconnect.
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03-03-2006, 01:22 PM
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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The Cows Have Returned
Code:
(__) (__) (__) (__)
($$) (&&) (YY) (%%)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ .. .. $& #Y
USA'$ cow GB'& cow JP'y cow Bank'% cow
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03-03-2006, 01:24 PM
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#3049 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
(__) (__) |
(oo) ($$) |__ /---------o*o
/---------------------\/ /-------\/---|| / | ||
/ | | | | | || / | | || * ||-----||
* ||--||--||--||--||--|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowterpillar Yuppie cow with Cow that was captured
mobile phone. by head-shrinkers
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03-03-2006, 01:24 PM
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#3050 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
((( ))))
(( ( ))) ( ) I'm a cow, man !
( ( ) ) ) ^^^^^ /
( ( ( )))) | | _/
( ( / ) ) ) O O /
( ( \\ ) ) ) \ C / -
( : // ) ) ~
: : / \
: : O / | | \
: : ( | | )
: : \ \___/ /
: : (__) W/ \W
: : (oo) /|_n_|
: : ----\/ / || ||
: : :: | () ()
: : ---:: * || ||
------------^^ VV VV
Newton's Cow
(aka Mooton) Bart Cow
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03-03-2006, 01:25 PM
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#3051 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
>(__) This cow will make all those decisions for you by changing
(oo) color according to the action you should take.
/-------\/
/ | || If this cow appears to be:
* ||----||
^^ ^^ GREEN: Yes, Go ahead
MAGIC DECISION
MAKING COW. WHITE: No, unless it is raining.
AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal
GRAY: Adjust your contrast/brightness control
BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on.
BLACK (on white): Lucky git!
ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's,
quickly!
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03-03-2006, 01:26 PM
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#3053 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
/~~\ +
) ( \__/ O O
( o)\ ========== o_o_o
* \o / / {__} \ (___)
\ \/-----\ / (**) \ (___)
\----- || \ \ \/ / (___)
$ | --|| * \"mon / ( 00
||-vv-- ~~ \ parfum"/ \_ |
~~ ======== \_o
Pablo Picowsso Paloma Picowasso King Cowles II
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03-03-2006, 01:26 PM
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
: Oui? : : :
_______ `v-----' : CORNED :
: Nee! : (__) : BEEF :
`------v' (oo) :_________:
/-------\/
/ : :: An exercise found in a text book of quantum
* ::----:: mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation
^^ ^^ of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on
the boundary conditions!"
Belgian Cow
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03-03-2006, 01:27 PM
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#3055 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ : :: (/\)
* ::----:: /oo\ (__)
XX======^^====^^==>> /-----/____\ (--)
X US MISSILE >> / | || /--------\/
X Greetings >>> * ||----|| / \ | \__
X George >> ~~ ~~ * /__-------__|
XX================>> ~ ~
Cow klux klan Cow resting
Irakean Cow
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03-03-2006, 01:28 PM
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#3056 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
___()
COW ------------| o\
| )O-------------- MOO
-----|____/ /
\ /
\ / (____)
\ / \( )
\ / |\( )
\ / \ \( )
\ / \ \( )
X |\ \( )
/ \ | \ \( )
/ \ \ \(____)
/ \ \|_o_o_|
/ \ | |
/ \ | |
/ ___() \
-----| o\ \ cow chip
| |O-------------- ~MOO
BULL ---------- |____/
Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending)
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03-03-2006, 01:29 PM
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#3058 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
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(__) ( ) (__)
(oo) / (oo)
_______\/ / \ _______\/
/ / \ /| |
/ | || / \ / || ||
* ||-__-|| (_____________) * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Pregnant Cow Hanger De-calf-inated
hmmm....well I guess no one ever said that ascii cow jokes had to be in good taste.....
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03-03-2006, 01:29 PM
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#3059 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
(__) (__) iiiiIiiii
(oo) (oo) '|o o|`
/---------\/ ---------\/ ________\_/
/| | || / | || / | |
* |__|-----|| //____\-----|| # ||ww____||
|| || * || || || ||
~~ ~~
cow-boy cow-girl Happy Hannucow!
(or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy)
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03-03-2006, 01:30 PM
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#3060 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
/\
/ \
/ \
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/ * * \
/ ** * \
/ * ** \ **
/ * * \ ** **
. . . | | * * <--- the world
. . / **** \ * *
. . . / * * \ ** **
. . . / **** \ **
. / * * \
. | |
. / **** \
. / * \ . .
. / **** \ . .
/ * \ . .
/ **** \
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| **** |
| * * | . . .
| **** | . . .
| * * | . . .
|------------------------------| . .
| (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) | . .
. /| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) |\
/ | /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ | \ . . .
. / |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=| \ .
. / | | | | | | | | | | | | \ .
/ USA | ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ |NASA \ .
|______| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ |______| .
. (______________||______________) . .
. /_\ /_\ . . .
!!! !!!
The herd shot 'round the world.
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03-03-2006, 01:30 PM
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#3062 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
_________(__)___
| -------------- |\
(__) (__) "slurp" /|| || \
(oo) (oo) / ||milkfat 1% || \
/-------\/ \/-------\ * * ||______________|| /
/ | || \__/ || | \ * |________________|/
* ||----|| | | ||-----|| * * || ||
~~ ~~ |__| ~~ ~~ * ~~ ~~
*
cowoperation ----------------------
/ - - - - - - - - --- /
/ - - - - - - - - --- /
----------------------
personal cowmputer
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03-03-2006, 01:31 PM
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#3063 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
(oooo)
oo( -0 )oo
/ ------------ \/
/ | | /|
/ | ----\_/ | / |
> < ||| ||| / |
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~~ ~~ \ |
Wendy Wellesley Cow- /| // (__)
note the shapely figure and painted / /\// (oo)
hooves---and the sexy wink reserved | | / /-------\/
for MIT men. | / / | ||
| / * ||----||
| / ^^ ^^
_____ * |/ breacowt!
(_____) /
( OO )_____________ /
(/~~\) ######### \/ |\------------\
\O_/ * * * * |= = = = = =|- SCUD )
| ######### | |/------------/
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Saddam moo-sein
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03-03-2006, 01:33 PM
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#3066 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
(()) (()) ||||
(oo) (oo)
/------\/ (OO) /------\/
/| | /------\/ /| |
* ||----|| /| | * ||----||
^^ ^^ * ||----|| ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
Don King cow Don King cow after Buckwheat cow
getting electric shock (Otay? Otay!)
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03-03-2006, 01:36 PM
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#3069 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
Cow-nty Police Officer Cow-nty Police Car
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[___] ____|___|____
(o o) / [__] \
/------------\-/ / (oo) \
/ | ||^ |V / |\/| \
| | <**> | |-----------------|
* -----/\------ | Cow-Price |
|| O O || |_________________|
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oo oo |__| |__|
(With gun and Handcuffs)
(it's a Cow-Price)
(Classic of course)
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03-03-2006, 01:37 PM
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#3071 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
(( /\ (__) ( /\/ \(__) (__) //
\\ /\ (oo) \ /\\/(oo) _(oo) //
,----\ /\--\/ ,----\ /\--\/ /----/ \\/ //
( ) ) ) // || ( ) ) ) // || / ||-- ( ) ====
`-----//--|| `-----//--|| * || \_( ) //
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^
beecows Cownan the barbarian
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03-03-2006, 01:38 PM
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#3073 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
( )
(oo)
/--------\/
/ || ||
* ||------||
|| ||
( ) || ||
(oo) || || | | | |
/--------\/ || || || || || ||
/ || || || || || || || ||
* ||------|| || || || || * ||------||
|| || || || || || \ || ||
|| || || || || || \--------/\
|| || || || || || (oo)
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ( )
high cow very high cow broken very high cow
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03-03-2006, 01:38 PM
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#3074 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
__ (__)
(__) (__) (oo)
(\/) (oo) < vv >
/-------\/ /-------\/____) / \
/ | || / |______ | | /| |\
* || || || || __ / |( )| \
____||_____||_____/ _______ / ||""||\ \
cow san /___||__||_*_\
Ge-cow-logist ~~ ~~
Cownt Dracula
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03-03-2006, 01:39 PM
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#3075 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
\ ,_________________./ /
(__) -/.__________________ -
oo ) \ (__) / \
_!_/_ \ (oo) /
!--!-\___/ !\ \.\/./
!__! ! ! \ | |
\___/ * | |
/ W \ / | |
! ! o / / / \'
! ! /|\/' | \
______/_\_________________|______\ _____
Cow from ^ ^
Velke Popovice Brewery David and Cowliath
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03-03-2006, 01:40 PM
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#3076 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
.
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. ||______________________||
. . || __________________ ||
/ || | (__) | ||
. . / || | (oo) | ||
| -|| | _\/_ | ||
. . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| ||
(\ |\-----------------------\
. (\ || \_______________________\
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. \| | (O) |-----------| (O) | .
\ | |-----------| | .
. \ | PETERBILT | .
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. (=========================)
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Pompano Beach or bust!
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03-03-2006, 01:40 PM
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#3077 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
^^^
^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*********************************** \ /
*********************************** \ /
*********************************** \ /
*********************************** \ /
\ ^(__) /
\ / (@@) /
82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper \|__\/__
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03-03-2006, 01:40 PM
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#3078 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
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| U. S. Federal Prison |
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| | | | | |^ | (__) | ^| | | | | | |
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| | | | | | ^ ^ | | | | | | |
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Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega
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03-03-2006, 01:41 PM
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#3079 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
---------------------------------------------------------
---.---.---.-------.---|.-- ---------|---|----
--.-.---.---- (__) -----.---.---|-
-|---|- __) (++)___ -----.---|---
----| ^\ ^\ (xx) ___\//---^ -----.---|--
----- | \____\_\/ / \ \_____ ---.---
========= - \_____/\ ^ . \_/____ ^ -====
. - - / \ ' ^ . - .
\ / . ^ - \
` ^ ` ` `
Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu
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03-03-2006, 01:41 PM
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#3080 (permalink) |
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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Code:
(__)
(OO) __
\/ |__|
// \ |
// \ \ |
^^ \// \ |
/-------------\
-----------------------/ Panama \
----------------------/ or \
/ Bust! \
_____________/---------------------\_____________
/ \
/ \
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M1 Abrams Cow Commander
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