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         Wendy Wellesley Cow-                    /|  //          (__)
    note the shapely figure and painted         / /\//           (oo)
    hooves---and the sexy wink reserved        | |  /     /-------\/
    for MIT men.                               |   /     / |     ||
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                                               | /         ^^    ^^
        _____                 *                |/          breacowt!
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        \O_/    * * * *   |= = = = = =|-   SCUD      )
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                       Saddam moo-sein