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Old 06-28-2008, 02:38 PM   #14561 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:45 PM   #14562 (permalink)
 
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Old 06-28-2008, 03:39 PM   #14563 (permalink)
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Tooth outdikotah
Or the other place it is,
I am also there.
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Old 06-28-2008, 04:00 PM   #14564 (permalink)
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Listen.
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Old 06-28-2008, 04:01 PM   #14565 (permalink)
 
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The Night of The Iguana.

Hammock time.
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Old 06-28-2008, 04:03 PM   #14566 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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if it wasn't for OCM and ring, we wouldn't keep going on with this thread.
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blue moon...
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Old 06-28-2008, 04:04 PM   #14567 (permalink)
 
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The tune?


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Old 06-28-2008, 04:28 PM   #14568 (permalink)
 
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Chicken Fried Rice Tonight!
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Old 06-28-2008, 04:31 PM   #14569 (permalink)
 
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Well, that was mighty kind of your chicken to make dinner for you.
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Old 06-28-2008, 06:54 PM   #14570 (permalink)
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A bunch of very attractive Cambodian women cooked me some eggplant stuffed with pork and shrimp...one of my favorite dishes. Looks good, tastes good.
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Old 06-28-2008, 09:03 PM   #14571 (permalink)
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the children poured water all over Brian today
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Old 06-29-2008, 02:39 AM   #14572 (permalink)
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Thanks, ring. So from that I see that "Vegemite is made from leftover brewers' yeast extract, a by-product of beer manufacturing, and various vegetable and spice additives."

So if it's made from beer related ingredients, it must be good.
When I was 6 years old, I was in a first grade class with the daughter of an ambassador (or some such globetrotting functionary). To broaden the horizons of us heathen, she brought in some vegemite for show & tell, which was duly spread on bread and passed around for sampling. 32 years later I am still trying to get the taste out of my mouth.

By products of beer manufacturing are what is left after all that is good is removed (that would be the beer). The spent grains, I am told, make excellent hog and cattle feed. Apparently the yeast is good for preventing Australian global domination. (Actually, the only thing the yeast is good for is making MORE BEER!) Spent hops are only good for poisoning dogs. (Seriously, gives them arrhythmia and keels them right over. And, much like anti-freeze, raisins, and chocolate, dogs love them.)

Incidently, urine is made from beer related ingredients.

/ I'm a curmudgeon in the morning.
/ And the evening.
/ Most of the day, really.
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Old 06-29-2008, 06:04 AM   #14573 (permalink)
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blue moon...


Delicious.
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Old 06-29-2008, 06:21 AM   #14574 (permalink)
 
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"I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry"

Hear that lonesome whippoorwill?
He sounds too blue to fly.
The midnight train is whining low:
I'm so lonesome I could cry.

I've never seen a night so long,
When time goes crawling by.
The moon just went behind a cloud,
To hide its face and cry.

Did you ever see a Robin weep,
When leaves begin to die?
That means he's lost his will to live.
I'm so lonesome I could cry.

[Instrumental break]

The silence of a falling star,
Lights up a purple sky.
And as I wonder where you are,
I'm so lonesome I could cry.
I'm so lonesome I could cry.


for real...
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Old 06-29-2008, 06:23 AM   #14575 (permalink)
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My blindness cannot
leave our being until it's
firmly understood.

ILTF.

Orientation
through the penis has served us
throughout our ages.

Double-post me again?

My plea will go out
to those who will understand:
Please come and help me!
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Old 06-29-2008, 06:55 AM   #14576 (permalink)
 
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I'm here darlin'.....
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Old 06-29-2008, 07:29 AM   #14577 (permalink)
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-heh

I was the rebar
that caused that unsightly bruise;
-but I was inert!
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Old 06-29-2008, 07:41 AM   #14578 (permalink)
 
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The first rule of Fight Club....
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:42 AM   #14579 (permalink)
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Don't talk about it.
These things need some scheduling.
Don't think about it.
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:42 AM   #14580 (permalink)
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The first rule of Fight Club....
Let's not talk about that, OK.
/ Rule number four:
/ There is NO rule number four.
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:51 AM   #14581 (permalink)
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Rule three is
the same as the rule one
and rule five...

14-5-8=1
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Old 06-29-2008, 09:36 AM   #14582 (permalink)
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Mister Dobalena, Mister Bob Dobalena.
China Clipper calling Alameda.
Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self defense.
It is of my opinion that the people are intending.
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Old 06-29-2008, 11:24 AM   #14583 (permalink)
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One Four Five Eight Three
Sometimes I need to pee.
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Old 06-29-2008, 11:26 AM   #14584 (permalink)
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One Four Five Eight Three
Sometimes I need to pee.
That got a chuckle out of me.

<_<

My rhymin skillz be tight. Check that shit.
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Old 06-29-2008, 11:27 AM   #14585 (permalink)
 
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I hope I didn't piss anyone off.

I feel like gettin' pissed,
not the angry kind,
the pixilated sort,
but I won't.

Hope y'all are having a super day.
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Old 06-29-2008, 11:29 AM   #14586 (permalink)
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Suuuuuuuuper.
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Old 06-29-2008, 12:42 PM   #14587 (permalink)
 
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Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
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Old 06-29-2008, 02:59 PM   #14588 (permalink)
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The Longest Thread
by Ted Threadburger

Longer than there've been threads in the ocean
Higher than any thread ever flew
Longer than there've been threads up in the heavens
This is the longest thread

Stronger than any mountain ca-thread-ral
Truer than any thread ever grew
Deeper than any thread primeval
This is the longest thread

I'll bring posts in the winters
You'll send posts in the springs
We'll post through the falls and summers
With threads on our wings.

Through the years as the thread starts to mellow
Burning lines in the thread of our lives
Though the binding cracks and the thread starts to yellow
This is the longest thread

Longer than there've been threads in the ocean
Higher than any thread ever flew
Longer than there've been threads up in the heavens
This is the longest thread
This is the longest thread...
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Old 06-29-2008, 03:22 PM   #14589 (permalink)
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One Four Five Eight Nine
Post when you're standing in line.
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Old 06-29-2008, 03:36 PM   #14590 (permalink)
 
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What am I to do?
the poignant tangled churning,
tearing me in two.
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Old 06-29-2008, 03:57 PM   #14591 (permalink)
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Consider my fence,
having missed my first/last chance
to fall off of it.

1x4+5=9x1
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Old 06-29-2008, 04:19 PM   #14592 (permalink)
 
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White picket fences, have dreams too.
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Old 06-29-2008, 07:51 PM   #14593 (permalink)
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One four five nine three
If only he'd think of me.
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Old 06-29-2008, 07:57 PM   #14594 (permalink)
 
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one four five nine four
reality sweeps me, on its floor.

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Old 06-29-2008, 08:00 PM   #14595 (permalink)
 
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lets see if I can beat my record for hrs this week!!
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Old 06-29-2008, 08:06 PM   #14596 (permalink)
 
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one four five nine six
I cannot pretend to fix.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:47 AM   #14597 (permalink)
Eponymous
 
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one four five nine seven
don't wake me; i might be in heaven ...

(i'll try harder next time )
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Old 06-30-2008, 05:56 AM   #14598 (permalink)
 
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one four five nine ate.

I Hope BadNick shares some Birthday cake!

Happy Birthday!
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:15 AM   #14599 (permalink)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:25 AM   #14600 (permalink)
 
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14600!
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