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BadNick · 02-03-2009, 05:58 PM

Every once in a while
I think of Jetée
and that little mark on his middlee
wherethefuckishe?

Zooksport2 · 02-03-2009, 11:00 PM

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment."
Her husband replies, "Well, Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

carrot glace · 02-03-2009, 11:09 PM

who is jetέe? sudden nostalgia often means foreshadowing in stories

Zooksport2 · 02-03-2009, 11:30 PM

My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

highdro69 · 02-04-2009, 06:04 PM

and so nick stabbed him.....

MexicanOnABike · 02-04-2009, 06:28 PM

you are?! odd.

BadNick · 02-04-2009, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by highdro69

and so nick stabbed him.....

too messy and up close....I couldn't do that except under attack and he was peaceful.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike

you are?! odd.

I am remembering correctly that you guys had some tension? Tension happens and sometimes we can get past it, sometimes not.

ring · 02-04-2009, 09:01 PM

"Say g'night Gracie."

oops, I meant to say Gracie says goodnight.

Tonight I will dream in warm sepia tones.

carrot glace · 02-05-2009, 01:55 AM

pechanga casino is too long a drive, but my grandma really wanted to go so...casino-time,
T-T i missed lost

MexicanOnABike · 02-05-2009, 03:39 AM

A-A i drank lots

BadNick · 02-05-2009, 04:46 AM

Whether you want to know the difference between Boyle's Law and Charles's Law or not, I got a kick out of these little animations so here they are...I was studying science with my kid yesterday over a nice cool beer.

Boyle

Charles

highdro69 · 02-05-2009, 05:02 AM

these .gif's are not even close to safe for work

ring · 02-05-2009, 05:42 AM

Which image code are you all using from Photo bucket?
The one I used to use brings on the rexed.
Has something changed there, or is it here?

Esoteric · 02-05-2009, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

Whether you want to know the difference between Boyle's Law and Charles's Law or not, I got a kick out of these little animations so here they are...I was studying science with my kid yesterday over a nice cool beer.

Boyle

Charles

OMFG NSFW

BadNick · 02-05-2009, 09:13 AM

OMFG ...IT IS WORK!!!!

...since I am an engineer

-----Added 5/2/2009 at 12 : 17 : 54-----

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring

Which image code are you all using from Photo bucket?
The one I used to use brings on the rexed.
Has something changed there, or is it here?

ring,
when I look at the "properties" of your red "X" I see:

http://http//i253.photobucket.com/al...ile0008-39.jpg

...which you'll notice has that redundant "http" and that won't work. I think if you simply remove the second http// it will be OK, like this:

Tophat665 · 02-05-2009, 10:48 AM

Heck, Nick, you're way to amusing to be an engineer. Unless you're an engineer in training.
Remember, creativity is 1% inspiration and 99% persperation, which is why engineers tend to smell a bit.

BadNick · 02-05-2009, 11:36 AM

Top,
I shoulda been an artist...but then I'd be even more poor than I am now

Otherwise, you probably know that an engineer is always in training...new things are constantly being discovered that we need to know to do our jobs. Currently I am looking for a way to ride a surfboard on a gravity wave, and the massive government funding for such a project.

Regarding smelly engineers, I think I used to smell a bit, but now my two boys spray up the whole house with Axe body spray and other teenage odor covers/girl attractants and the residual vapors keep me smelling like a french whore engineer....before my second-hand deodorizing maybe it was more like a german whore engineer....but an engineer nonetheless.

genuinegirly · 02-05-2009, 11:53 AM

Engineers are smelly? Phew, you don't hang out with enough chemists. Try mixing BO with xylene. Trust me, it's not fun.

BadNick · 02-05-2009, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genuinegirly

...Try mixing BO with xylene...

This odor combination is also quite popular at the Friday night drag races...smelly car guys at the track right from work, blended with high octane liquids.

Tophat665 · 02-05-2009, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genuinegirly

Engineers are smelly? Phew, you don't hang out with enough chemists. Try mixing BO with xylene. Trust me, it's not fun.

so BOC8H10 (C6H4C2H6) is a real stinker? I mean I figured it would be an aromatic, but over and above?

Hmm. Who knew.
-----Added 5/2/2009 at 05 : 04 : 56-----

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

Top,
I shoulda been an artist...but then I'd be even more poor than I am now

Otherwise, you probably know that an engineer is always in training...new things are constantly being discovered that we need to know to do our jobs. Currently I am looking for a way to ride a surfboard on a gravity wave, and the massive government funding for such a project.

I should have been an actor, but I wound up here. Here being an all purpose spreadsheet herder and Number Farmer for projects I'm not cleared to know the name of. Nice and abstract, and nothing I wasn't prepared for by 6th grade. Gotta love going through DifEqs in college and wondering 20 years later if you're going to be able to get it back in time to teach your kids Calc 1 in high school.

People tell me I should be an artist, a brewer, a web designer, a radio guy, or, Dog forfend, a teacher. I don't like what I do, but it gives me the money to do what I like.

Quote:

Regarding smelly engineers, I think I used to smell a bit, but now my two boys spray up the whole house with Axe body spray and other teenage odor covers/girl attractants and the residual vapors keep me smelling like a french whore engineer....before my second-hand deodorizing maybe it was more like a german whore engineer....but an engineer nonetheless.

My sparring partners in Martial arts (for lack of a better term. We didn't do sparring. Three other guys more or less my size. The Rhino Brothers.) were all engineers - Mech, Civil, and Environmental. If creativity is 99% persperation, I pity their coworkers. The didn't get to give it back. I did.

ring · 02-05-2009, 05:26 PM

YouTube - Sigur Ros - Saeglopur

BadNick · 02-05-2009, 07:49 PM

I wish I had gills.

highdro69 · 02-05-2009, 08:11 PM

i wish i had pills

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-05-2009, 09:25 PM

Heckuva species:
Constantly producing more
New Wave components.

carrot glace · 02-05-2009, 10:14 PM

id rather fly

MexicanOnABike · 02-06-2009, 03:42 AM

do it high. but don't crash!

highdro69 · 02-06-2009, 03:44 AM

mornin folks! i want some denny's

BadNick · 02-06-2009, 04:43 AM

one extra dry double cappuccino and I'm good to go

ring · 02-06-2009, 05:37 AM

Gills and Wings

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-06-2009, 07:12 AM

My connections, unbridled, extend far beyond my boundaries
& continue wanting more.

(One week from today
my darlin' & I will meet
& have a good time.)

16-5=9±0

I can hardly wait!

ring · 02-06-2009, 07:21 AM

"Neither rain nor snow,
nor sleet nor dark of night,
shall stay this courted one,
from the swift completion
of her appointed mission."

I can barely wait!

highdro69 · 02-06-2009, 03:30 PM

Evenin' folks! I still want some more Denny's

ring · 02-06-2009, 04:06 PM

Denny's reminds me of chowing down after a night on the town,
when I was 25, 25 years ago.

I loved their breaded veal cutlet and mashed potatoes.

highdro69 · 02-06-2009, 04:56 PM

it really is the best place to eat when you're messed up; you can just point at the menu

ring · 02-06-2009, 06:58 PM

Choices are decisive decisions.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-07-2009, 05:57 AM

I bear this in mind:
Memory is like compost;
renewed nutrients.

Tophat665 · 02-07-2009, 07:32 AM

OCM, that's a really apt simile.
Memory is like compost. It takes the dregs, orts, and leavings of experience and accumulates them where they blend and become a melange in which individual items blur, but which becomes fertile ground for cognition.
Well done!

ring · 02-07-2009, 07:45 AM

Yes, yes indeed.

He has written so many insightful, witty, passionate, and beautiful haikus.
I would love to to see them published someday.

Esoteric · 02-07-2009, 08:07 AM

I need to get laid.

ring · 02-07-2009, 12:44 PM

02-03-2009, 11:00 PM	#16562 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." Her husband replies, "Well, Your eyesight's damn near perfect." __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

02-03-2009, 11:09 PM	#16563 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	who is jetέe? sudden nostalgia often means foreshadowing in stories __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

02-03-2009, 11:30 PM	#16564 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

02-04-2009, 06:04 PM	#16565 (permalink)
highdro69 Crazy Location: Tampa Bay, Florida	and so nick stabbed him..... __________________ "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

02-04-2009, 06:28 PM	#16566 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	you are?! odd. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

02-03-2009, 05:58 PM	#16561 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Every once in a while I think of Jetée and that little mark on his middlee wherethefuckishe?

02-04-2009, 09:01 PM	#16568 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	"Say g'night Gracie." oops, I meant to say Gracie says goodnight. Tonight I will dream in warm sepia tones. Last edited by ring; 02-04-2009 at 09:17 PM..

02-05-2009, 01:55 AM	#16569 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	pechanga casino is too long a drive, but my grandma really wanted to go so...casino-time, T-T i missed lost __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

02-05-2009, 03:39 AM	#16570 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	A-A i drank lots __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

02-05-2009, 04:46 AM	#16571 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Whether you want to know the difference between Boyle's Law and Charles's Law or not, I got a kick out of these little animations so here they are...I was studying science with my kid yesterday over a nice cool beer. Boyle Charles

02-05-2009, 05:02 AM	#16572 (permalink)
highdro69 Crazy Location: Tampa Bay, Florida	these .gif's are not even close to safe for work __________________ "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

02-05-2009, 05:42 AM	#16573 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Which image code are you all using from Photo bucket? The one I used to use brings on the rexed. Has something changed there, or is it here? Last edited by ring; 02-05-2009 at 05:46 AM..

02-05-2009, 10:48 AM	#16576 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Heck, Nick, you're way to amusing to be an engineer. Unless you're an engineer in training. Remember, creativity is 1% inspiration and 99% persperation, which is why engineers tend to smell a bit. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-05-2009, 11:36 AM	#16577 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Top, I shoulda been an artist...but then I'd be even more poor than I am now Otherwise, you probably know that an engineer is always in training...new things are constantly being discovered that we need to know to do our jobs. Currently I am looking for a way to ride a surfboard on a gravity wave, and the massive government funding for such a project. Regarding smelly engineers, I think I used to smell a bit, but now my two boys spray up the whole house with Axe body spray and other teenage odor covers/girl attractants and the residual vapors keep me smelling like a french whore engineer....before my second-hand deodorizing maybe it was more like a german whore engineer....but an engineer nonetheless.

02-05-2009, 11:53 AM	#16578 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	Engineers are smelly? Phew, you don't hang out with enough chemists. Try mixing BO with xylene. Trust me, it's not fun. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

02-05-2009, 07:49 PM	#16582 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I wish I had gills.

02-05-2009, 08:11 PM	#16583 (permalink)
highdro69 Crazy Location: Tampa Bay, Florida	i wish i had pills __________________ "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

02-05-2009, 09:25 PM	#16584 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Heckuva species: Constantly producing more New Wave components. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-05-2009, 10:14 PM	#16585 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	id rather fly __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

02-06-2009, 03:42 AM	#16586 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	do it high. but don't crash! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

02-06-2009, 03:44 AM	#16587 (permalink)
highdro69 Crazy Location: Tampa Bay, Florida	mornin folks! i want some denny's __________________ "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

02-06-2009, 04:43 AM	#16588 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	one extra dry double cappuccino and I'm good to go

02-06-2009, 05:37 AM	#16589 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Gills and Wings

02-06-2009, 07:12 AM	#16590 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	My connections, unbridled, extend far beyond my boundaries & continue wanting more. (One week from today my darlin' & I will meet & have a good time.) 16-5=9±0 I can hardly wait! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-06-2009, 07:21 AM	#16591 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	"Neither rain nor snow, nor sleet nor dark of night, shall stay this courted one, from the swift completion of her appointed mission." I can barely wait!

02-06-2009, 03:30 PM	#16592 (permalink)
highdro69 Crazy Location: Tampa Bay, Florida	Evenin' folks! I still want some more Denny's __________________ "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

02-06-2009, 04:06 PM	#16593 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Denny's reminds me of chowing down after a night on the town, when I was 25, 25 years ago. I loved their breaded veal cutlet and mashed potatoes.

02-06-2009, 04:56 PM	#16594 (permalink)
highdro69 Crazy Location: Tampa Bay, Florida	it really is the best place to eat when you're messed up; you can just point at the menu __________________ "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

02-06-2009, 06:58 PM	#16595 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Choices are decisive decisions.

02-07-2009, 05:57 AM	#16596 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I bear this in mind: Memory is like compost; renewed nutrients. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-07-2009, 07:32 AM	#16597 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	OCM, that's a really apt simile. Memory is like compost. It takes the dregs, orts, and leavings of experience and accumulates them where they blend and become a melange in which individual items blur, but which becomes fertile ground for cognition. Well done! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-07-2009, 07:45 AM	#16598 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Yes, yes indeed. He has written so many insightful, witty, passionate, and beautiful haikus. I would love to to see them published someday.

02-07-2009, 08:07 AM	#16599 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	I need to get laid. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

02-07-2009, 12:44 PM	#16600 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤