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Old 02-07-2009, 01:08 PM   #16601 (permalink)
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Add cheese and ketchup and we're good to go.
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Old 02-07-2009, 01:27 PM   #16602 (permalink)
 
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There is only one restaraunt around here that can serve a fluffy, pure yellow
omelette with no brown over-done spots on it.

That's how I prefer them.
My grandfather liked the brown crunchies on his eggs,
grandma did not.
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Old 02-07-2009, 02:36 PM   #16603 (permalink)
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I am the egg man...yesterday for lunch I had a couple of very lightly poached eggs on smoked salmon on black bread. I love very loose runny poached eggs. I have also been known to poke a small hole in each end of a raw egg, lick one hole so the salt I sprinkle on it sticks, then suck out the eggy contents.
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Old 02-07-2009, 06:15 PM   #16604 (permalink)
 
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My great aunt tried to teach me how to blow out eggs,
to decorate them for Easter.
It hurt my ears too much, I couldn't do it.

Years later, I came up with an idea for decorating eggs.
Use Scotch tape and twist it as you wrap the egg.
Dunk it in one color for awhile,
take it out and pat it dry a bit, soaking up the extra dye that remains in the folds
of the tape.

Remove the tape, apply more tape in the same twisty fashion, and then
put the egg into a different color.

I had the best results using three different colors.

It's almost like batik, that is how they look when they are finished.

This egg is beautiful, I wonder how they did it.


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Old 02-07-2009, 08:14 PM   #16605 (permalink)
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Today for dinner we had a delicious concoction with eggs, hominy, salsa, and cheese. Eggs are truly delightful.
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Old 02-07-2009, 08:27 PM   #16606 (permalink)
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eggs are beautiful
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Old 02-08-2009, 02:07 AM   #16607 (permalink)
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devil'd eggs are the best
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Old 02-08-2009, 06:04 AM   #16608 (permalink)
 
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I know that Ourcrazymodern? would really like to have 16666.
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Old 02-08-2009, 08:40 AM   #16609 (permalink)
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We'd better keep writing so OCM can have #16666.
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Old 02-08-2009, 09:02 AM   #16610 (permalink)
 
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I'm on it.

"It's a witch!" (a non sequitor to all but him.)
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Old 02-08-2009, 09:30 AM   #16611 (permalink)
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how do you know it's a witch?
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:40 AM   #16612 (permalink)
 
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Takes one to know one.
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:45 AM   #16613 (permalink)
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OMG I just saw a purple people eater pass the window and not but ten min latter I saw a flying pig in a bright pink tutu with a Victorian wig on. What a great day.
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:47 AM   #16614 (permalink)
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how do you know it's a witch?
She turned me into a newt.

/ I got better.
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Old 02-08-2009, 11:00 AM   #16615 (permalink)
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being a car guy, my favorite pigs are racing pigs





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Old 02-08-2009, 11:11 AM   #16616 (permalink)
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being a car guy, my favorite pigs are racing pigs








Maybe one of these pigs grew up to fly...
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Old 02-08-2009, 11:15 AM   #16617 (permalink)
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...they usually do. Just when you fall in love with their racey abilities, they fly away.
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Old 02-08-2009, 11:18 AM   #16618 (permalink)
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Well I don't think that one of them had a tutu and Victorian wig though....
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Old 02-08-2009, 11:21 AM   #16619 (permalink)
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Old 02-08-2009, 11:34 AM   #16620 (permalink)
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that's him that's the pig i saw today out my window, you found him!
-----Added 8/2/2009 at 02 : 43 : 55-----
not to be a Debbie Downer, but this is not the longest thread, World's King has the longest thread and we have a long way to go, so get creative....lets show him he's not king.

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Old 02-08-2009, 01:01 PM   #16621 (permalink)
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here's another one
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Old 02-08-2009, 01:21 PM   #16622 (permalink)
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sometimes i think i'm eating my pain away
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Old 02-08-2009, 01:22 PM   #16623 (permalink)
 
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Chapter five is going to be good.
"The Descent To The Inscrutable"
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Old 02-08-2009, 01:30 PM   #16624 (permalink)
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The pain is now over, but agony is now going to be setting in soon.
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Old 02-08-2009, 01:40 PM   #16625 (permalink)
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Sleep is over-rated.
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Old 02-08-2009, 02:02 PM   #16626 (permalink)
 
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Sleep hath its own world, A boundary between the things misnamed Death and existence: Sleep hath its own world, And a wide realm of wild reality, And dreams in their development have breath, And tears and tortures, and the touch of joy. -Lord Byron
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Old 02-08-2009, 03:22 PM   #16627 (permalink)
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“How horrible, fantastic, incredible it is that we should be digging trenches and trying on gas-masks here because of a quarrel in a far-away country between people of whom we know nothing!”
-Neville Chamberland

And also, I challenge someone to a picture fight!
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Old 02-08-2009, 05:57 PM   #16628 (permalink)
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From whence comes Lite Bacon.
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Old 02-08-2009, 06:45 PM   #16629 (permalink)
 
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His brother's name is Orville Wright.
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Old 02-08-2009, 07:24 PM   #16630 (permalink)
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I've been searching for the longest strip of bacon in the known universe, and this might be it. A clever bacon-lover named Masta cut a whole slab into one continuous strip, as reported by World’s Longest Bacon? | Royal Bacon Society - The Ultimate Bacon Resource ...here's the slide show of it...I hope it works bacon

my edited summary:






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Old 02-08-2009, 07:36 PM   #16631 (permalink)
 
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Twenty five posts today so far.

I feel rotten that I woke my beloved up fifteen minutes too early.
People that work third shift, are brave tough souls.
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Old 02-08-2009, 07:38 PM   #16632 (permalink)
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lets all eat some bacon in his name
/raisebacon
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Old 02-08-2009, 08:19 PM   #16633 (permalink)
 
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He would like that.
Let us all send him enough energy to help him through this long night.
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Old 02-08-2009, 09:01 PM   #16634 (permalink)
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90% fat, that bacon...


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Old 02-08-2009, 09:06 PM   #16635 (permalink)
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I gotta agree with you there, Zook. But in any case, this is the "longest" thread not the "best" thread. If you start a thread for the best of everything/anything, I'll find ya the most meaty bacon in all the universes.
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Old 02-08-2009, 09:13 PM   #16636 (permalink)
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whats wrong with third shift? traffic is great at those hours!
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Old 02-08-2009, 09:14 PM   #16637 (permalink)
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Oo look my 2 mostest favouratest peeps are online wid me...
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I loved the graveyard shift. No bosses to annoy ya....
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Old 02-08-2009, 09:25 PM   #16638 (permalink)
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i had a boss, but everybody was cool
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:04 PM   #16639 (permalink)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Victorian_bushfires

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_so...alia_heat_wave
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:41 AM   #16640 (permalink)
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Traffic. Optimistic thinking. Many people enjoy being home for dinner with their families. Then again, I suppose breakfast could be just as big of an ordeal.
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