"do you have a car?" said the manager to the mexican guy...

"no..." replied the mexican guy while looking at the floor for fries...

"then i'm sorry, we need someone who can travel to downtown and back in less than 30min."...

the mexican was sad and depressed but atleast he wasnt hungry because the manager was nice enough to give him a taco because he didnt want the guy to steal any more fries from the floor...

on his way out, he looked at his awesome new bike and he thought, "hey! if i take all the side streets, i can probably drive faster than most cars!!"...

so he ran back inside and screamed " MANAGER!! I HAVE A BIKE!!!!!!!!!!"

as he screamed, his hopes died because he saw the manager shaking the hand of a dude holding the wanted sign. he had racing gloves on and a porsche jacket...

this was even more depressing than last time because this time, he didnt have a taco. :(

The mexican was riding back to his house slowly trying to think of a way to get another job...

"how was your day? " said a soft voice comming from inside the apt...

not to dissapoint his beautiful wife, the mexican guy simply said " well i got a job. see? they gave me a bike!" ...

she was soo exited that he would finaly make some money that she...

she ripped off her clothes right there and jumped on him and they made hot pasionate sex till they couldnt stay awake any longer. ..

Before the sun even rised, the Mexican Guy was walking out of the apt very slowly to go see someone very important....

... i dont know where he's going ... i dont know where this story is going. it's pretty lame.

5more posts and this will be forgoten forever!

here: i'll make it end quick:

mexican guy tells his buddies about the guy stealing his job, so they find where he lives, smash his car to bits, break the guy's feet and hands and they tell him to leave town.

mexican guy trains all day and all night for 1 week to be the best taco delivery boy ever! but after a week of only training, he has to sleep for like 3 days. and then, he goes back to the taco place, tells the manager of his skills and since the other guy dissapeared, they hire the mexican guy and he gets a little flag that says: taco bell delivery!

moral of the story, you have to steal, kill and fuck some ppl to get somewhere in life!

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skier 520
CSflim 510
NoSoup 485
mexicanonabike 454

i went from 370 to 455 tonight.

456 456!!!!!!!

post 2525!! soon. i'm almost there!

in 3... 3333333333333333 :rolleyes:

in 2 only 2 ... two. deux. :p

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that was a big post eh?! bed time for me. :)

i just figured i'd beat nosoup tonight.

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 2,528
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CSflim 510
NoSoup 485
mexicanonabike 464

about less than 20 eh? :D

these are the low 5 poster in this thread.

healer 6
SSJTWIZTA 6
Stiltzkin 4
feelgood 4
ObieX 3
canadiankamikaz 3
Bob Biter 3
Bacchanal 3
Charlatan 3
uncle phil 2
Zeraph 2
aKula 2
Poppinjay 2
shadowfiend 1
leftyderek 1
blahblah454 1
j-man 1
Leto 1
Blasphemy. 1
JumpinJesus 1
ShaniFaye 1
albania 1
thatstoodamnbad 1
fresnelly 1
flamingdog

can i possibly make 3 page on my own?!

at 60, we'll know

i'm on a roll tonight.... :o

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when i reach 500, i think i'll quit this and come back when it's at 4000posts.

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only 6more dammit! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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.. yes. posting rules but right now, posting is boring.

4 more i guess.!!! time to sleeeep after.

btw: to anyone who cares, i finish my guitar tonight,,, i baked the cake i was doing last week, and i pretty much finished my programming. :) it's going good recently.

so who thought it was a good idea to write 10 characters long? is there a max too?

soon, i'll take over SKIER!

i mean, 30more posts. it's not long! i can do it tonight.

3posts a min, 10min = 30 posts.

do i have 10min to waste?

i'm sure i can make it tonight...

10more to get 500. :)

ha! i made 3 strait page of almost all my posts! only text, only boring text. :) just to beat 3rd place! :)

this is cooooooooool....

once i beat CS, i'll take on skier. but i don't know if i can do it. he's in university. the more i post, the more he'll skip on studying! hahah.

ok. i'm offfff to bed.

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skier 520
CSflim 510
mexicanonabike 496

these posts are simply to reach 500.
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these posts are simply to reach 500.
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five times 100 equal 500.

skier 520
CSflim 510
mexicanonabike 501
NoSoup 485

g'night!~

so......................ya!

how was your friday night everyone?

i'm gonna go eat soon.

in 5more post

555555555555555555 more :eek:

what to eat today?

did anyone see the car crash last night? in every major city!

like 4 dead here and there, overr 40car pile ups in a few city.

glad i didnt go out yesterday.

time to go eat now!

i took 2nd place again! wooooooooooooo!
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skier 520
mexicanonabike 512
CSflim 510
NoSoup 485
Ishmal 152

better be careful Skier, i'm comming to get you! only a few posts and you're dead!

it's 1238 here... what time is it for you?

it's post 2578 here, what post is it for you?

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :eek:

ahahahahhahahaha :lol:

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if you don't ________, then your dog will certainly __________ till you get ___________ tonight.
fill in the blanks.

M$ will have free web hosting
looks pretty good, but open to US only right now

i just reached the top again! booooooooyaaaaaaaaa!

one more just to make sure. ;) :thumbsup: :D

page 100 soon!! come on! we can do it!

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such a nice look to that!

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oh wow. someone else posted!

i'm about to get post 2600!! :thumbsup: