from marathon to waterloo, in order catagoricalllllllll

I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical

I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical

About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus

I know the scientific names of beings animalculous

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral

I am the very model of a modern Major-General

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's

I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox

I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus

In conics I can floor peculiarities parablous

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies

I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes,

Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Balylonic cuneiform

And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform;

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I am the very model of a modern Major-General!

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",

When I can tell at sight a chassepôt rifle from a javelin,

When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,

And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,

When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery

In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,

You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee---

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,

Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;

But still in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I really managed to achieve first place once again for this thread!

Now this is just silly.

I liked Data's and Picard's version of that song. :D

for sure! it's completely retarted! but its a chalenge!

i'm so far behind!

homework or post random shit?

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CSflim 510
NoSoup 485
mexicanonabike 374
Ishmal 152

i'm almost there! only like 200posts till i'm back to #1. i say 200 because by the time i post 100, CS or Skier will have posted a ton more!

2444 soon!

almost there!!!

so as i was saying, sooo close!

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how many time can i post this boring stuff? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

1. CSflim Total Posts: 2,407 (2.32 posts per day)

2. Skier Total Posts: 1,797 (1.75 posts per day)

3. MexicanOnABike Total Posts: 1,045 (1.01 posts per day)

4. NoSoup Total Posts: 919 (0.90 posts per day)

that took too long to write! wow

410! i wonder who'll get to post 3000. even 2500 is really close!

post this now! :cool: :lol:

2500 is mine!! i'll get it tonight i bet you!

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once upon a time...

in mexico,

this guy walking down the street,

saw some dude on a bike...

and he thought to himself...

"that's a nice bike!"

"i wish i had one just like that! my feet are killing me..."

and at the same time,,,

the guy stoped at a corner store...

leaving his bike in the front of the store...

. It wasnt locked and there was noone around...

so the mexican guy walked by slowly looking everywhere to see if someone was watching him...

when he got at 5feet from the bike, he ran for it, jumped on and...

started pedaling as fast as he could...

toward the alley going north outside of downtown...

When he was 5 blocks away, he stoped for some air at the local Taco bell...

"i figured, air is free, so i wont pay for that. but i will get myself a nice taco!"

he was walking in, but with no money, it would be hard to get anything to eat...

as he got to the door, something caught his attention,,,

there was a sign in the door...

the sign said "delivery boy wanted"

The mexican guy knew that with a job, he could afford some tacos and not have to steal so much!

we interupt this story for an important anouncement:

post 2500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!