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The Three Word Game
I'm not sure if that's the name of the game but oh well here it goes. You type only three words to keep the story going. You can make it as serious or as funny as you want to. I've done this before on another chat forum and it was very fun.
OK here's the first three words. Walking home one..... |
thursday, completely naked,
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I ran into
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a police officer
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i told him
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"Want a doughnut?".
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And he said (Tenatious D voice... tribute)
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not as much
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as i want....
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to be naked...
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with your mom.
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Tilted Nonsense Maybe?
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That doesn't follow...
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I know, I'm saying that this isn't Humor. It's more along the lines of a game that would be better suited in Tilted Nonsense.
I'll shut up now. :D /ruining the game (there's your three words :p) |
"my mom is..."
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naked and horny...
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Wanna meet her?
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Yes I do!......
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but first I
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have to scratch
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this sticker off
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the back of
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this beer bottle
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before I bash
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your face with
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my magic wand.
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Then she said
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please, you must...
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help that poor
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donkey cross the
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girl's high-heeled legs
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because he wants
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to achieve an....
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award winning medal
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somersault past the
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homeless guy who
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ate my dog
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but your mom...
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said, "What in...
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tarnation is that
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donkey doing with
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those donuts that
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he received from
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santa's newest reindeer,
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Laszlo, the red
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assed baboon mix,
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and licked the
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icing from Laszlo's
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itchy red rash
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under the green
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Jolly Rancher stuck
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where the sun
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refused to shine.
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Then she gently
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felt and jerked
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the deer meat
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until it was
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oozing with juicy
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creamy, happy sauce
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. All bestiality aside,
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the last place
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donkey doing with
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donkey doing with...
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(?)
a massive load |
of horse poo.
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I love this
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country. Where else......
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can you eat
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deep fat fried
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oreo cookies without
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feelig the least
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bit sick, until
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you have had
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deep fried sick!
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Meanwhile, everyone's favorite
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place, fuzzy and
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warm, is the
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womb of their
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favorite, most popular
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Japanese pop idol,
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william hung, who
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everyone forgot about,
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and is currently
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shining shoes in
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South Africa with
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Ron Jeremy, wearing
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your mother's pink
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feather boa and
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hot pink shoes.
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OK new starter sentence.
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In the middle
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of the night
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I sit here
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roughly handling my
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"business" when my
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grandmother walks in
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and says; "Holy.."
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.."shit, what are...."
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"...you doing with..."
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"...that massive pink..."
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