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even though I
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have no nose
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I like to....
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stick out my
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white and yellow
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cold and frosty
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umbrella and leave
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the wet sidewalk
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. "Time to go
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upstairs and take.......
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my clothes off."
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Carefully wash my....................
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pet lizard, named
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Oscar. It is
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gooey because it
|
got stuck in
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my last girlfriend's
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honey pot. It
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was in there
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eating insects and
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got stuck,so
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I pried it
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open with a
|
chainsaw. It got
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"my god its..."
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"covered in green..."
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Quote:
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hell am I....
|
...
Fuckin smokin here!?
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It must be......
|
^that vermins joint!
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No, I can't
|
run with scissors
|
on the moon,
|
because there is
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an Australian midget
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holding onto my
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long leg hairs
|
by his teeth.
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As I contemplated
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my next move,
|
I suddenly realized
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I had forgotten
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to unplug my
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red and blue
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neon lights
|
Quote:
which were shining |
very brightly upon
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my collection of
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fingers, teeth, and
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children's shoes. My
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waste paper basket
|
, taken away by
|
aliens from planet
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Kashyyyk, used to
|
screw Ewoks for
|
their land. I
|
thought I'd like
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to see the
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screwing but then
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your mother would
|
have assumed I
|
was not the
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one who killed
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Chewbacca's head lice
|
with hair dye.
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But the evidence
|
was so overwhelming
|
that I had
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to deny it.
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would be almost
|
sexy cousin Daisy
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was wearing a
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small blue thong,
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a large teapot,
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and my helmet.
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So I went...
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to the store....
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to buy some
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