|
warp mark 9
|
made his head
|
aslpode into little
|
bitty fragments. After
|
the resulting wormhole
|
closed, he realized
|
his sex changed
|
from a little
|
dickie to a
|
spongy USB interface
|
. With glowing red
|
cable, that hung
|
limply, like a
|
thing with stuff
|
culled from the
|
underside of my
|
car's dashboard. I
|
quickly inserted the
|
key into her
|
silver chastity belt
|
while constantly stroking
|
her earlobe. She
|
began to glow
|
deep within her
|
bump for cityofangels...
|
This excited him,
|
towards his ultimate
|
fantasy of having
|
metal pins inserted
|
into the top
|
of his friend's
|
refrigerator. His nostrils
|
flared, his eyes...
|
glowed red and
|
his teeth itched.
|
flames shot directly
|
out of his...
|
Harleys exhaust pipes.
|
While he was
|
Slurping a cool
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blond's dainty earlobe
|
He choked on
|
her earwax encrusted
|
bandanna that was
|
stuck into her...
|
car's muffler. She
|
shaved her head,
|
and decided to...
|
become a buddhist
|
lap dancer but...
|
her obvious scars
|
greatly diminished any
|
attempted boobjob chance.
|
So then she
|
sued her priest
|
because he was
|
hogging the remote
|
and only watched
|
Extreme Makeover and
|
Junkyard Wars before
|
removing his pants
|
for his daily
|
lubricated masturbation session
|
with the twelve
|
horny teenage sluts
(sorry, I've been reading the spam I get) |
from the sorority
|
in my bedroom
|
they turned out
|
to be extremely
|
tall for girls
|
seven foot two
|
.The president had...
|
his hand on
|
her firm young
|
kitten. Its name
|
was not important
|
because it didn't
|
live through the
|
hell that is
|
being microwaved dry.
|
Protected from harm
|
loaded with baked
|
and mildly shpladow'd
|
????????
covered with catsup |
and ketchup. I
|
took it out
|
at the diner
|
and placed it
|
on her bun
|
for everyone to
|
glare angrily at.
|
I told her
|
"I have purple...
|
...monkeys in the...
|
fridge at home."
|
She smiled and
|
said "I'd love.."
|
Some eggs and
|
an office desk.
|
Then we can
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