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boots were filled
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with a very
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thick layer of
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insulating blubber that
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made my feet
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sweat like a
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(an) epileptic playing DDR.
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Why do epilleptics...
|
seem to feel
|
euphoria more than
|
their heads banging
|
on a rock.......
|
? Because banging your
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redneck, hillbilly cousin
|
can produce extreme
|
itching in the
|
crack of your
|
hot, dark, sweaty
|
nose crease. Why
|
would someone have
|
nose sex since
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it is the
|
most disgusting thing
|
that I love
|
to do while
|
caressing my large
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Prize-winning chihuahua
|
"Behemoth." Its name
|
was given during
|
the first time
|
it pooped in
|
mom's oven mitt.
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Even though I
|
changed its diaper
|
it continued to
|
emit a noxious
|
air... Meanwhile, back
|
at Neverland Ranch,
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Micheal and I
|
retired early to
|
play "Hide the
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big, blue, latex
|
dildo in the
|
hot, wet, tight
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throbbing, dripping and
|
polluted rivers of
|
Middle America. Micheal
|
left me alone
|
with the book
|
that showed how
|
to stick my
|
post it note
|
under my keyboard.
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I'm still wondering
|
what Micheal did
|
behind the music
|
stage with greasy
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overalls and a
|
pipe wrench putting
|
pudding on a
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cherry flavored popsicle.
|
Squealing with delight
|
, I ran into
|
Lionel Richie, who
|
was dancing on
|
his managers grave.
|
Nonetheless, he discovered
|
his manager was
|
inserting avocados up
|
-side down in
|
a rather strange
|
and uncomfortable location:
|
the nose. So,
|
I said to
(mandatory extra letters) |
the taxi driver
|
"Take me to
|
the big government
|
building where you
|
can't even get
|
a real Coke".
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So the cabbie
|
while felching Lionel
|
whipped together a
|
compelling argument against
|
standardized tests. He
|
He said, "Men
|
burp and fart
|
into a jar
|
with great pride
|
." Why they would
|
blatantly be so
|
stinky is beyond
|
my comprehension level
|
The cabbie was
|
making sexual gestures
|
with his ride
|
pimped out like
|
some crazy clown
|
wearing a pink
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sombrero while holding
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