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a pink taco.
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Not that there's
|
anything wrong with
|
eating a pink
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taco while humming
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Pink Cadillac, however
|
out of tune
|
the singer nearby
|
happened to be.
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On the subject
|
of menstruating elephants
|
, the cabbie decided
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that things were
|
getting wildly out
|
of control, so
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the tuba player
|
played the song
|
that inspired public
|
flagellation of leprechans
|
. Once the destination
|
was reached the
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cabbie turned and
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casually demanded a
|
mind blowing blumpkin.
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Of course I
|
relinquished my bratwurst
|
to the hordes
|
of giant pandas.
|
They ate heartily,
|
only pausing to
|
give the finger
|
to the large
|
mass of deformed
|
pus engorged blisters.
|
The napping cabbie
|
had his head
|
crushed by a
|
slow moving steamroller
|
, leaving a trail
|
of bloody pulp
|
and entrails across
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my bathmat which
|
normally was covered
|
in cracker jacks
|
and dried semen.
|
I later noticed
|
that nobody ever
|
noticed my semen
|
scorching the tile
|
behind the toilet.
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I sat down
|
and got stuck
|
on the edge
|
of an important
|
stationary object that
|
had a semen-proof
|
venus fly trap
|
growing upon its
|
perversly shaped towel-rod
|
that kinda resembled
|
lesbian sisters girlfriend
|
in a vague....
|
(french for wave)
|
offhandish manner. My
|
brand spanking new
|
anal dildo collection
|
sat sparkling and
|
almost ready to
|
ream any unsuspecting
|
dildo container that
|
was foolishly loitering
|
between flyman's hairy
|
sweaty mounds of
|
vintage cheddar cheese.
|
Later that morning
|
I saw it....
|
in the corner
|
next to the
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lavish red couch
|
. It smelled like
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a dirty smelly
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unwashed crusty penis
|
because it had
|
been cooped up
|
.Then i thought
|
...I must be
|
crazy , because it
|
is true that
|
I cannot smell.
|
because i stink
|
I took a
(ignore these extra letters) |
large dose of...
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horse steroids that
|
caused me to
|
Develop some kinda...
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lump on my
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big round head.
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When I woke
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I immediately put
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my socks on
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