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do some hard
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wet, kinky sex
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with chickens and
|
flymans hairy ass.
|
." Afterwards, we went
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to my mom...
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but she wasn't
|
wearing any clothes.
|
So she said,
|
"word up homey"
|
As she licked
|
her pinkie toe
|
seductively. She proceeded
|
to eat the
|
toe cheese out
|
of Flymans hairy
|
puppies ear. Then
|
after much consideration,
|
she decided to
|
pack roast beef
|
in her panties.
|
Wet panties are
|
uncomfortable hats, but
|
strangely stimulating. However,
|
I fee like
|
?
no one has |
ever fee'd before.
|
Meanwhile, back in
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the suasage shop
|
the Dachshund was
|
getting drunk with
|
his cousin from
|
Chihuahua, Mexico. They
|
drank and sang
|
and pashed hungrily,
|
all the while
|
Felix watched......stimulated.
|
Felix, a dark
|
cloth covering his
|
bald head, suddenly
|
received a vision
|
of an abnormal
|
lump in his
|
best friend's wife's
|
toenail. It was
|
riddled with fungus
|
and unpleasant aroma
|
caused by her
|
reaction to flyman's
|
gooch looking thing
|
. She decided to
|
hide, but first
|
she went to
|
check her email.
|
Once hidding, she
|
found that if
|
she played with
|
the red button
|
attached to the
|
waterproof vibrator, she
|
stuck it in
|
. The vibrator exploded
|
into tiny fragments
|
of chocolate. She
|
quickly licked the
|
chocolate off the
|
big toes of
|
flymans burly ex-girlfriend
|
, named Chuck. She
|
fell ill from
|
the Yoko Ono.
|
Best part was
|
when she pulled
|
my finger she
|
exploded in a
|
stupendous fit of
|
sneezing. Afterwards, she
|
suckled on Stickys'
|
sticks. Sticky said "
|
Goddamn that's the
|
best thing I
|
had since last
|
Easter when my
|
Sister lit a
|
spliff and passed
|
then got chonged
|
???
. I asked her |
what in the..........
|
hell does chonged
|
have that causes
|
mutant pubic lice
|
to underestimate my
|
ankle girth?" That
|
results from my
|
having had a
|
lobotomy and a
|
large tube shoved
|
into my nostril.
|
Meanwhile, back at...
|
the ranch, my
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