each frolicking transvestite

erstwhile felching troglodytes...

while you freaks play with the eft.........i'll be in the lead again.

Egalitarian freaks toking.

equestrian Fly taunting

Eagles fan tops! ...< though they seem to be sucky lately

go yanks...

yeah.....go yank my dink..........:D



that was good Nick.........nicely done.

thanks, unc....I don't know if I'll be able to forget that :( May the spirit of Harry Kalas haunt your golf game.

WTF?

Fly said "dink"?

back in the day, winky dink was my first experience with interactive media ...I mean other than howling at the TV or radio:

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remember "sheboygan pat?"

cheeseburger cheeseburger no pepsi coke

that, too...

or three

fore!!!

you yelling fore a lot on the course lately phil?

foreskin head < ...not sure what to make of that concept but there it is

[QUOTE=uncle phil;2720744]fore!!![/QUOTE

ooooh, nasty slice to the left..... thats gota hurt

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ooooh, nasty slice to the left..... thats gota hurt

that's only 2...where's the 3?

right down the fucking middle!!!

the only part of my golf game that needs improving is my consistency. Every couple years or so I hit a good one so if only I could repeat that often, I'd be looking for a job as the club pro...my arms wrapped around those gorgeous young female golfers, my sizeable nose planted firmly in the nape of her neck inhaling her golfy essence, teaching her the swings...all that kind of crap.

Who cares who wins?

someone must, otherwise why would they keep score.......?

'zackly...

I don't need no stinkin score but apparently "they" do. Them they's are always up to no good.

it's how one can tell who's winning and who's the loser...

Nick: 8 the whole thing
all others: zed ....that's Canadian btw, but I think it means "z" not zero. I'll have to check my Canadian to English translator.

guess we know now...

only piss poor part of my game is the fuckin' up and down.

can keep it in the fairway......no worries putting('cept on a drinking round i guess).....but the damn short game of mine sucks ass.........

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it's how we pronounce your "ZEE"......we say "ZED"


and no...it doesn't mean zero..........(some peoples fucking kids i tell ya')


:thumbsup:

Thanks, Mr. Fly...now I know why they call it "horse sense"

or horse puckies...

I didn't know horses play hockey!

But I have seen donkey baseball a few times up near Poughkeepsie.

oh, at the horseshoe tournament?

don't think that was it, unc. One of my favorite aunts and uncles (and not just cause his name was also Nick) lived right near Poughkeepsie in Pleasant Valley. We used to spend some time there and on Fri or Sat night one of the local neighborhood events was always donkey baseball.

we used to see them at high-school fundraisers back in the day...

"fun" reminds me of my college public speaking teacher at Villanova for Fundamentals of Public Speaking. He used to say "the first three letters of fundamental are FUN..." Very interesting teacher...he was totally blind but if you so much as turned your head or averted your glance from where it should be, he would immediately notice and correct you to have proper form.

ya',ya',ya'............smart ass........(get it)........smart ass.........:paranoid:

Horse hockey?

Fly,
I have a suspicion you'd be great at ass curling ;)

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