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BadNick 09-27-2009 07:49 AM

I wonder if any Christmas decorations are up around here yet? I haven't noticed.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-27-2009 09:41 AM

I hope you get pumpkins & turkeys first.

BadNick 09-27-2009 10:40 AM

thanks...I don't recall seeing a pumpkin/turkey pie recipe but that sounds like it tastes good...found this simple one:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...pumpkinpie.jpg

Now that I think of it, I have made a sort of "shepherd's pie" using sweet potato, pumpkin, and turkey which was quite tasty.

uncle phil 09-28-2009 03:00 AM

that could be edible...

BadNick 09-28-2009 10:21 AM

i just had a couple good enchiladas

uncle phil 09-28-2009 01:17 PM

glad i'm upwind...

BadNick 09-29-2009 06:50 AM

Enchiladas, per se, don't have any bean content. But traditionally they are often served with a side of refried beans. And we know beans are good for your heart

Beans, beans, are good for your heart,
They Make you strong and make you fart.
A fart is a bubble of compressed air,
Which gives the body ease.
It warms the bed on a frosty night,
And suffocates the fleas!


OR

Beans beans beans beans,
Beans be ans beans beans,
Beans are good for a broken heart,
The more you eat the more you fart,
The more you fart the better you feel,
So eat you beans in every meal,
Beans beans beans beans,
Beans beans beans beans...


OR EVEN

Beans, beans the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot!
Beans, beans they are good for your heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the more you eat,
The more you sit on the toilet seat!


OR PERHAPS

Beans, Beans the magical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot,
The more you toot the better you feel,
So lift your leg and let it squeal!

uncle phil 09-29-2009 12:32 PM

nick, you ol' toot...

BadNick 09-29-2009 04:30 PM

just don't pinch my cheeks, unc.

Fly 09-29-2009 05:05 PM

.....brrrrrrrrappppp.........

Ourcrazymodern? 09-29-2009 06:40 PM

I was told to squelch them in company.

cdwonderful 09-29-2009 08:34 PM

you do know that all those songs are good unless it's jelly beans......

uncle phil 09-30-2009 03:24 AM

get back to work...

BadNick 09-30-2009 07:06 AM

that's why they call him Mr. Bean

uncle phil 09-30-2009 12:45 PM

or just plain "beano..."

BadNick 09-30-2009 03:45 PM

this is so good it makes me fart


uncle phil 10-01-2009 03:39 AM

drano...

BadNick 10-01-2009 09:03 AM

gas-x!

uncle phil 10-01-2009 11:46 AM

we'll clean this place up yet...

BadNick 10-01-2009 12:06 PM

I'll call in my cleaning lady if necessary! The big guns! But she doesn't do windows.

uncle phil 10-04-2009 11:59 AM

hehe...

BadNick 10-04-2009 02:19 PM

sheesh

uncle phil 10-04-2009 02:38 PM

thought you could sneak in a win, huh?

BadNick 10-05-2009 06:26 AM

I'm just being persistent....like those ants who came marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah

uncle phil 10-05-2009 01:15 PM


BadNick 10-05-2009 08:12 PM

Fantasia is one of my all time favs....from many good ones.


uncle phil 10-06-2009 02:41 AM

don't forget the tar baby...

BadNick 10-06-2009 03:56 AM

I shed a tear when I first watched Bambi...and Dumbo, too.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-06-2009 06:34 AM

I only cry when I feel like it.

BadNick 10-06-2009 08:22 AM

...and sometimes I feel like it whether I want to or not. The tears are cleansing, especially on my cheeks....in case they were dirty. Or in case I got smoke or something in my eyes. Obviously, being a man I don't cry for nothing.


ring 10-06-2009 10:01 AM

I just heard "He's a peach", in my left ear.
I read what you wrote to OCM? over the phone...uhhh about 58 seconds ago.

BadNick 10-06-2009 12:01 PM

ah, that probaby explains the flush of warmth I felt in my left ear about 2 hours ago. For a minute there I thought I had a hot flash.

uncle phil 10-06-2009 12:54 PM

anybody ever ask you how you knew?

ring 10-06-2009 03:27 PM

I have the market cornered on hot-flashes, boys.

Where are my adoring fans when I need them?

BadNick 10-06-2009 06:34 PM

Talk about cornered, for lunch today I had a corned beef and chopped liver on rye from Hymie's deli down the corner. They lightly grill the cb and also the rye slices, and the smaltz in the chopped liver almost melts a little from the warmth. A cup of their really good matzo ball soup was my appetizer. Thank God for Jews.

uncle phil 10-07-2009 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2713069)
I have the market cornered on hot-flashes, boys.

Where are my adoring fans when I need them?

right here...

Ourcrazymodern? 10-07-2009 02:17 PM

Last time I felt cornered, a "hot flash" might describe what I felt. Of course, that's sort of like what I felt under ELP's ministrations, also.

uncle phil 10-07-2009 02:43 PM

lucky man...

BadNick 10-07-2009 05:32 PM

hot flashbacks...sort of like a volcano erupting from my gut up to my head and I'm spinning around at the same time

It was almost HELP except poor Jimi bit the dust too soon :(

uncle phil 10-08-2009 03:31 AM

ok, where's the jet?

i heard a rumor that he "won" this thread...


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