don't bend over too far...

Regarding not going back to women, Fly...

so clean and fresh

You are BAD! Are you available commercially?

"oooo-ooohh, that smell..."

I can smell that smell..........

tastes like chicken

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...kfila_cows.jpg

I prefer tuna.

Does anybody else like the tuna in here? I like it raw but I prefer it alive.

You're a man after my own heart.

hats off to you, captain beefheart...

As much as I like the past, I must look towards the future, and..? Hey!

Whaddayaknow, I'm winning this handily

ya think?

I know

I'd love to eat your brain.

I have way too many diagrams of how you would accomplish this in the two-dimensional plane; wait, are we in that plane right now?

ground control to major tong...

Your circuit's twitching, something's wrong!

here's a live wire for you!

where is it? did you already put it inside me?

zounds...

Here's a three prong plug

grounded...

.....and pounded

tenderized and amortized

take that, evil house bitch!!!

ouch!!!

:wave:

'ckin' emo'cons anyways...

it's amazing what exists in this world around us... I was looking for a good "hammering video" on youtube, and I found this:

Not for those that despise bicycles, or big-eyed Japanese cartoons

Great for those that appreciate randomness, and for those that think teenagers have it too easy

Jetman, I blame it on the parents.

For example, sort of to toot my own Horn of Thor while you have His Hammer tied up, my two teenage boys have powers that easily exceed any common villians'; and to the boys' dismay, my daughter can kick both of their asses as the same time.

ps: me likee the red bicycle seat with tassles :thumbsup:

nick's nose is working overtime...

bicycle seats; sheesh...

Does this work?

I guess not, need to click the arrow next to my name, after "Originally Posted by..."

You'll see a bicycle seat then.

Y'all are just joking around, right?

serious nonsense is no joke...

take 3 and call me in the morning...

......and he takes the lead again........

and has it taken away again...