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ah, ass...
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have you noticed that "ass" spelled backwards is "ssa"? << that tells you something, doesn't it?!
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yup, tells me that you know your alphabet...
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i like soup
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I guess I'd better be careful with my rollerball(s).
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lookout!...incoming girl cooties.
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/me ducks under the school-desk...
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cooties! eeeewwhhh!
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I think I found a cootie in my Fruit Loops.
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cooties are figments of your imagination...
OUCH!!! |
was there a girl swimming in your fruit loops? was there a girl in your imagination?
I rest my case. |
damn thing gets heavy, don't it?
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It gets heavier when you get tired, but if you're strong, it's not too much to bear.
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She'll be frost bit in five seconds-foolish woman.
Oh wait...this is fantasy, I forgot. |
It might be the post apocalyptic world where acid rain has destroyed most vegetation. So that's probably acetic acid snow which freezes at about 62.3F and, as you can imagine, that's sort of a nice cool temperature for a gladiator.
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global warming my ass...
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^^ he's phil hot-ass
Fly's competition. |
her arms and knees are well protected, but I'm worried about her soft, tender upper chest and midriff areas. I'm gonna go worry about those some more.
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don't worry, little grasshopper; we're here for ya'...
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a bicycle race went right by my house this morning...woke me up to see what all the commotion was about.
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Quote:
I recognized a fellow schoolmate at the time. I ducked behind the drapes. |
asshole car alarm went off across the street at about 2:00am...
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fuckin' alarms eh?
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sorry it is was me....my car sometimes sets off alarms as I drive by. Doesn't seem too loud (unlike my neighbor's which is too loud!) but I guess there's a resonant vibration thing going on.
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Guess where my vibrational alarm comes from?
That's right - Heaven. |
Heavens to Betsy
Heavens to Murgatroyd Heavens to Ocm? |
sufferin' succotash...
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Tippecanoe and Tyler too
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"Zimmerman Flew, Tyler Knew -- Turk 182"
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i saw that...
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Running for the hills.
You are all so beautiful. |
and intelligent...
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with good personalities...
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So y'all see how we can be?
This is a wonderful world. I've been told this is a guy's thread, but I disagree. My cock doesn't hurt. In fact, I love the way it feels. Don"t kick my ass, boys, until you do a little research. |
I'm feeling mine now too...it feels like good research. Hopefully I can get gov't funding if you're green with envy. How to Get Government Grants for Green Energy | eHow.com
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If I have a tan, can I still be green? I admired my older son, out loud & in silence, last night. He gave me a hug.
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I can relate to that...my older son just turned 14, he's taller than me already, and when he's acting all macho tough guy with all his football team buddies around, I like to grab him in a big hug and plant a giant wet smooch on his face "...come here, give daddy a kiss..." He acts a bit embarrassed but he likes it.
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