wayne newton wannabee...

I have eternal patience, usually.

He seems like a great entertainer...not sure why I have no patience for Wayne Newton.

what about Tony Orlando?

he makes me dawn

I don't believe I want to see another man dawn at such an hour, in such this life, as 'nother man, face to face, or mano y mano...

Don't forget what Bill Murray said: ¿Quien es Mas Macho

Ricardo Montoban o' Fernando Lamas?

can't find a better man...

a daunting challenge

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oh jerry...

jerry's soo history...

mmmmmm...scheezburger!

I've got a burger for you, but just looking at it will require you to undergo a double bypass.

I'm up for that...let it rip

It will your rip heart out.

I still can't decide where to give it its due... in the 'Giant Hamburger' thread, or the 'Big Bacon' thread.

that the one from western pennsylvania?

What do you mean?


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Brush your teeth

Thanks to everyone for playing. I don't expect a fancy prize, the deep frienships we've forged along the way are reward enough. So I humbly accept the honor as the "last one to post" for all of us. Perhaps we can schedule a rotation to share my trophy during leap years... I'll need to run a background check and get a $500 non-refundable deposit from you prior to your scheduled trophy visitation session.

^ someone's on the wacky weed...

He's plastered off the walls

and on...

What do you expect? He's looking at the world through colored 3-D glasses.

It's how I maintain such blind optimism.

I thought that's how you make the internet more "real"...

"when you're a jet you're a jet all the way..."

I'm a shark and Maria is mine

gee, officer krupke...

home honey,i'm high

I would like to visit Beautiful BC again, it's so higher north

blank on the stone, nick; but a great tune anyways...

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Sharks have beards. True story. (that's what they all say)

thump-thump...

is it safe to go in yet?

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i'd hit it...

Just watched "Sharkland" on PBS.

Not sure what to tell you about it, but don't go into the warm waters of the South African tip... you'll be tossed around like a sack of rice.

It's undoubtedly safer in the water than on land. So no fear here: hippos and gators kill more people than sharks.

...not to mention one of the worst:

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I just saw a special on Hippos this morning...

now that I look at them, they truly are a weird crop of horse. An aqua horse, that gallops on the water bed.

I like hippos, too! See...we have another thing in common within this brotherhood of mankind...and sisterhood of womankind, also...add any additional kinds as you wish.

I don't really like hippos... they're not my brother

can hippos jump off the ground?