I'm just stopping in here to see if unc's winning. hmmm, I guess not.

am now...

so you got up practically before the break of dawn just to post that?

Now I...OK now I...have two fingers

todd, you gotta get up real early in the mornin' to win this one...

My "I won because I was the last to post" t-shirt arrived today with cigarette burns and smelling like vomit, bourbon, and ass. How do I go about returning it for a new one?

You guys should be more careful. I'm very sensitive and this award really meant a lot to me.

the "crack" of dawn, ectually...

(photobucket won't let me show you a pisture of dawn's crack...)

I was imagining it in my brain, unc. I can tell cause my ears are dripping.

careful what you imagine for...

http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/u...9/SDC10228.jpg

I see a beauty mark or two

Beauty is in the Eye of the Beast

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...centerfold.jpg

there's that...

I was here

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...203/ooOOoo.jpg

so was kilroy...65 years ago...

damn, that's even before I was born!

okay so you were like korean war kinda thing?

way before that, cd..

Spanish American war?

I was born during the Great War of 1949

Kaiser Wilhelm?

close...I popped out in Austria

poppin' his fingers at 2/4 time...

or tapping my toes to the Allman Brothers' "Whipping Post" in 11/4 time

ooohh, whip me, beat me...

make you into an egg cream?

never had one, but i've heard of them...

yeah.....you'd like that eh you sicko.......:thumbsup:

i could...

coulda woulda shoulda

story of my life...

are you here to see if you're winning? me too

i'm also winning the other thread...

I bumped you off your winning pedestal.

/me whines and sniffles...

stop whining and wipe your nose

Best not to let a kangaroo wipe your nose, though.

http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09...69215324_h.jpg

Especially if you try to shoot him first.